1 Night In China Review

Reviewed by J.R.  on  12/30/2004

When Chyna (Jaonie Laurer) came to the then-WWF, I was an instant fan. Not because she looked very hard in the face, but because she had a great ass on her. As the years past, she tried her best to softened her image and come off as a lady who wrestles men. She got her breast enlarged, and got her face fixed as much as possible. She even posed for Playboy, and her first issue still ranks as the biggest selling issue in the adult magazine’s history. She had accomplised a lot, and it really looked liked the sky was the limit.

She left WWE in a dispute about her contract (and if you believe some reports, she got WAY to big for her thongs), and tried her hand at getting a movie and television career started. When that failed to materialize, she started a singing career. Well, I don’t know how that’s going, but if she isn’t doing an CD, it migt not be going too well.

Which brings me to 1 Night In China. I give all props and kudos to RLD, for being the company to have the good sense to get the rights to this material and put it out to the public. I also give them props for putting 4 other hot scenes on this DVD, because they knew what the main material was. It is not, and will not ever be, their fault for trying to make some coin off of, what I consider to be, the most unsexual DVD I have seen in years. 5 years ago, I would killed to see her in some XXX-rated action, sucking cock and getting fucked. But whoever’s idea this monstrocity was needs to be court ordered for psychological testing. Only a mosquito who has not fucked in ten years would think this crap is hot and arousing. Too many super close POV shots, horrible editing, and a once semi-attractive woman looking like she has not bathed in a year killed this from the beggining. When the opening credits are the most intense part of the DVD, eject this crap before destroys your DVD player.

I may never jack off again. As Dr. Smith from Lost In Space was fond of saying, “Oh, the pain, the pain................”.