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• aspen brock-crying in gangbang auditions 2 4/25/2002 6:32 AM
  
  I've not seen the scene in question, and am therefore risk making a fool of myself here, but I feel I need to say this... Zatoichi wrote: Not to me. And yes, I've seen the scene you're referring to. She's clearly in pain, and not having a good time. Not my thing at all. ...if Zatoichi's description is accurate, then asspanther, who bloody gives a damn whether the scene was 'hot' or not!? What sort of sick fuck of a director doesn't immediately halt things as soon as they see one of their performers get into trouble, or is in pain or is suffering somehow? Not to do so is abuse plain and simple, in a porno that means sexual abuse. The question you should be asking is not 'hot or not?', but 'Why is that sort of abuse happening to porn ...

• Suggestion for DVD extras 4/17/2002 5:08 PM
  
  yclept wrote: ...the split screen version being the multiple angle so it looks okay in non-widescreen. I have, however, now realised why this 'Wide screen A namorphic S plit S creen' technique must never, ever, be used, even if technically and economically feasible. The name that must inevitably be applied to it is just too soul devouringly cheesy 'Introducting, Dirty Blowjob Supertimers from Heck #38.3... ...now featuring wideASS(tm) Multiangles! ' *runs away screaming* Edited by - yclept on Apr 17 2002

• Suggestion for DVD extras 4/17/2002 4:01 PM
  
  dumblonde wrote: What I would like to see are split screens. One side shows the penetration shot, the other side a closeup of her face, or medium shot of the participants, or whatever. Now this is a pretty darn good excuse/reason to use anamorphic widescreen for porn DVDs. Seriously. Two 8:9 aspect ratio portrait images side by side, would surely look a whole lot better when doing that sort of split-screen than two much more skinny 2:3 images. Possibly the split screen version being the multiple angle so it looks okay in non-widescreen. --yclept

• WHICH GIRL / GIRLS MOVIES ARE BEST TO BUY 4/17/2002 2:37 PM
  
  BIGmike wrote: ...I have very few all girl DVDs, but I've been hearing great stuff about Hot Showers... I have a review of Hot Showers #1 that I really need to get finished up and submit. But y'all probably best not hold your breath, writing the darn thing is taking me forever -- yclept

• Strange DVD extras 4/17/2002 2:19 PM
  
  yclept suggested commentaries on: ...the obvious imminence of THE END TIMES In <link> Definately also in German -- yclept

• Strange DVD extras 4/17/2002 1:46 PM
  
  StephDunn wrote: Am I the only one still focused (and laughing) at the fact that there are Jesus hymns on a porn discs?! More porn DVDs should come with commentary tracks filled with full-bore, hellfire and brimstone sermonisin' and testifin' upon the of evils of FORNICATION, HARLOTRY, the MORTAL SIN OF ONAN, the torments in the PIT thereof, and the obvious imminence of THE END TIMES . ISAGN ...oops, sorry wrong <link> -- yclept

• Guys I've Slept With #1 Cheap Anonymous Sex 4/13/2002 7:30 AM
  
  Overall rating: One star So in the race for the title of 'Least Bad Crawly Sliming Thing from The Pits Of Horror' this came up worse than <link> , about the same as <link> and was pretty much outclassed by all of <link> , <link> , and <link> ? -- yclept

• Young men and porn watching 4/12/2002 8:50 AM
  
  Ambiguous anecdote time! I was on site at a client a few years ago, doing emergency post install debugging to one of our systems -- it was the first install of that system anywhere ever so naturally it didn't work right -- and I was stuck in a female free office with these same two or three early twenty-something single guys for about a week. The sole subject of the constant conversation that went on in that office revolved around which current and former female TV presenters they considered most beddable, the vital attributes thereof, and being affectionately derisive with and to their mates about those choices they decided were obviously incorrect or showed poor taste. Being right friendly chaps they constantlly fished for me to cont...

• New Forum for Extreme Porn Talk? 4/11/2002 1:01 PM
  
  In conjunction with all of us showing more respect... Perhaps a more generic splitting of forums is the better way to go right now. I think a Tech Forum is a fantastic idea. That will make it easy for producers to identify compatibility problems. Now how do we break down porn talk into categories. A plausible categorization would be All Sex Porn and Feature Porn. But that still leaves some porn that doesn't fit anywhere. I do not want to isolate direct questions for studios, as I want to encourage studio reps to participate in the forum as a whole, not just answer specific questions. So how about some more ideas on genre-oriented forums? Before y'all start reading this, I would just like to point not only am I a complete n000b here, bu...