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  • Girls with Perfectly Fake Tits 6/29/2008 11:03:38 PM
    Taylor Chanel... hers are nearly siamesed, though not as good as Lichelle's. Still good fake tits though. http://www.givemetitties.com/content/026/01.jpg Danielle Derek is a bit lumpy, but still a perfect example of the siamesed look. http://www.huge-tits-boobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/101danielle-600-spa.jpg Kayden Kross... are those actually FAKE? Definitely perfectly shaped... but almost too small. http://www.pornstarcatalog.com/images/kayden_kross_1.jpg Lichelle is still the best I've seen so far though.
  • Girls with Perfectly Fake Tits 6/29/2008 9:46:35 PM
    What makes all the difference to me is whether the girl has that hideous "U-Shaped Valley" down the middle... you know, where the girl has no body fat and a wide, hard, flat spot down the middle, and then HUGE TITS to either side (often making you wonder if she has to be careful not to get them caught under her arms because her tits are so cranked to the sides). The fake tits only look right IMO if they come together in the middle... like you took a girl with natural ultra-firm C-cups and inflated them to DD-cups... sure it looks fake, but it looks PERFECTLY fake if you know what I mean... like a CARICATURE of perfect real tits... the kind that women think all men want, because young women have firm tits, so women think that FIRM ...
  • Careers of Gianna vs. Sasha Grey 6/15/2008 2:23:20 PM
    Jenna Haze is a good point -- she's had a long and successful career. Most girls with the "young and cute" look tend to fade pretty quickly, so no doubt Jenna has taken good care of herself.
  • Careers of Gianna vs. Sasha Grey 6/14/2008 1:36:20 PM
    What got me thinking about this subject is articles I've read about careers of athletes, like NFL players. The average career of an NFL player is like 2 years... but that number is misleading, because 80% of the players don't have the talent to stay in the league after the first year (or even training camp). So if you separate those losers out, you're left with players who actually do have talent... and they tend to have longer careers that actually go through real progressions that you can see in their stats... early, prime, and decline. What's the most interesting is the decline, why they go into decline, how steep it is. Sometimes injuries force them out suddenly, sometimes age slowly takes its toll, sometimes they choose to retire o...
  • Careers of Gianna vs. Sasha Grey 6/8/2008 2:18:23 PM
    I agree about girls that have fucked themselves up with plastic surgery... there are so many girls who are naturally great looking and then they get horrible bolt-ons and duck lips. I can think of very few examples of girls getting better from surgery, although a few trade one look for another -- Melissa Lauren is one example I can think of... I loved her tits when they were small and natural, but I also find her appealing with fake jugs... not MORE appealing, but she succeeded in trading one kind of appeal for another. But, while it's obviously true that surgery can hurt a girl's career, would you say girls get surgery BECAUSE their career is starting to decline (i.e. it's a gamble they're willing to take to try and turn it around), or is...
  • Premature ejaculation from blow job only? 6/7/2008 2:13:19 AM
    Yeah, definitely a big compliment to the girl's blowjob skills if he prematurely cums before he even penetrates her... but he won't quit before he's had his fill of fucking her, so he soldiers on and does the usual positions. People on this forum have mentioned a BangBros scene where the guy cums like three times from the girl giving him head... but I remember seeing it and not being at all impressed... he was just lame... her blowjob didn't look all that impressive, and she wasn't all that attractive either... he was just a guy with a premature ejaculation problem who couldn't hold out longer than 30 seconds. I'm not sure if this meets your criteria, but you might want to check out the classic scene with Angel Dark and Erik Everhard in Ana...
  • 2 unusual types of cumshots I'd like to see. 6/7/2008 1:53:19 AM
    I like the camel toe cumshot idea... very sexy to watch a guy grind his cock along her slit until he shoots his load all over her stomach (or even further if he's good). The same thing could also be done with her ass cheeks -- launch a load on her back that way.
  • Who are the top white male young talent these days 6/1/2008 2:28:35 AM
    Hmmmm... I guess that just goes to show you can almost any kind of response to a topic... but I'm glad people are at reading this and making an effort... I think the topic was pretty clear that it was... present-tense... and young... I don't think dead or retired guys qualify. No offense, but LOL... Sadly, it seems like there are almost no young dudes to pair up with young hot chicks.
  • Sativa Rose alone with multiple guys? 5/26/2008 2:19:08 PM
    Sativa is awesome, although she DOES have this noticeable tendency to do scenes "with backup", like people have mentioned. She does it more than any girl I can think of offhand.
  • Now that Sunny Lane has Done Anal, Who is Your #1 5/23/2008 6:16:21 PM
    [sarcasm on] Yes. We're going to harass them until they do the right thing and take it up the ass. (in fact, once we agree on the girl, our next step is to threaten a mass boycott until they do anal) [sarcasm off] +1 Brooke Banner Edited by - wiseass formerly known as on 5/23/2008 9:00:18 PM
  • Has Sasha Grey started directing yet? 5/23/2008 10:13:27 AM
    She actually seems like a fairly smart chick... like Avy Scott. Part time directing would be a good way for her to stay busy (making money) in the business while avoiding oversaturating the market with her own scenes, and prolong her own on-screen career. I'd like to see what she can do as a director, although I think she's still in her prime as a performer, so she shouldn't completely stop doing scenes.
  • Who are the top white male young talent these days 5/22/2008 10:40:24 PM
    Steve Holmes wrote: David Perry will be my partner tomorrow in part 2 of [ invalid url ]. We are going to share 15 beautiful young girls. Some of them you have never seen. I would never book an unexperienced guy for such a scene. I can understand how a producer or director would agree, particularly for a huge scene like that where I'm sure the production cost is pretty high. That said, I still like rooting for the underdog -- some college-aged guy who gets his shot to show what he can do with a hot college-aged chick in front of a camera -- or even better, in front of a crowd of his college-aged peers. That's why I like the College Invasion series. Sure, many of the guys crash and burn, but a few of them kick ass... I remember a couple guy...
  • Who are the top white male young talent these days 5/19/2008 10:52:11 PM
    Yeah, it's understandable that gay porn is buying up all the young male talent they can find, because that's what they go for... and now that I think about it, the irony is, the young guys in gay porn can start out on the receiving end and build up their experience until they are ready to drive the action. In straight porn, if you put a 19 year old guy in a scene and he has trouble (like not staying hard, cumming early, or ruining the action), there's typically no way the girl can salvage the scene... unless it's just that the guy can't make the sex look good in front of a camera, in which case you could resort to lots of cowgirl. I think April Flowers could make just about any guy look good as long as he's got a decent size cock, but she w...
  • What are the upcoming Shane's World titles? 5/17/2008 10:25:19 PM
    Hey Megan, thanks for the response. A few suggestions on "themes" for your amateur stuff: I think College Invasion is at its best when you get a coed college crowd involved in the scenes, either as spectators rooting for your stars while they engage in public sex, or as participants in sex-themed competitions. Avoid doing private, all-professional sex scenes in College Invasion... I can watch paid professionals have sex alone in a room in any other video. Have a cute, young (college aged), white girl like Lacie Heart having sex with some good looking white guy that's under 25 years old -- in front of a coed college party, have the audience shout suggestions for what they should do next. Have her offer to eat the pussy of any girl ...
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