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• I am stupid 11/7/2005 3:23:05 PM
  
  I want to keep this thread going to stir the coals under Cytherea's feet to call me. This could be a great thing for all. Let her know if you would like to see this idea become a reality. We can turn the negative to a positive. Give me some feedback. CYTHEREA PLEASE CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!

• I am stupid 11/3/2005 2:00:10 PM
  
  I was wearing a filthy jock strap packed with extra crunchy peanut butter. It felt good. I t was like a beautiful lullaby singing to the underbelly of my penis, allowing it to become rock hard.

• I am stupid 11/3/2005 12:49:19 PM
  
  I have talked to Cytherea and she is thinking about it so this is a good thing. I have got shit about my spelling from the first post. I am bad but not that bad. It was a joke no one seemed to get, I spelled my own name wrong.

• I am stupid 11/1/2005 6:40 PM
  
  If you want to release a Flower vs. Cytherea movie, just do it. There's no need to drum up a ficticious conflict between the two of them. This isn't pro wrestling. Please do some research this is not ficticiuos. Ask them yourself.

• Flower vs Cytherea 11/1/2005 6:38 PM
  
  I AM REALLY STUPID. Please go to the I am stupid post to understand. I did not think my first post would be removed so quikly mod note: title changed from all caps to comply with Forum Etiquette Edited by - hardware on Nov 1 2005

• Semen demons 9/2/2004 11:14 AM
  
  Gia Jordan- Thanks for the kind words. Nice website! I looked at it last night and ejaculated on my hairy leg. Cytherea you fucking rocked in that scene, it's one of my all time faves.

• Semen demons 8/31/2004 2:49 PM
  
  POETRY? There once was a woman I met at a bar who was sweaty, gross and smoked a cigar. The scabs on her face were oily and pink. I knew my next move was to buy her a drink. Her black, rotted teeth were in a mushy decay. The perfume she wore smelt like bug spray. Then she gave me a look like she wanted to lick from the base of my ball bag to the tip of my dick. I put my hand up her skirt what I felt was real gross. Her cunt had the texture of a piece of burnt toast. Then I got an idea like the ring of a bell, I'll take this fat hose bag to a sleazy hotel. As we drove in my car she zipped down my fly. Her breath smelt like dog food and old pumpkin pie. When she pulled out my tube I was hard as a rock. She burped and she farted as she slurp...

• Semen demons 8/31/2004 2:03 PM
  
  The easter egg is just some wacked out shit from that idiot William H. Nutsack the 3rd. It's not sexy. It's not funny. It's pathetic.

• Semen demons 8/31/2004 11:10 AM
  
  Kami- I have a Semen Demons dvd with your name on it. Stop by the office and say hello.

• Semen demons 8/30/2004 7:13 PM
  
  The positive response from Semen Demons has been really cool. Thank you Friday, Kami, Cytherea and Jake Maload. Hey the three of you would be great in a scene together. Did anyone like the song on the closing credits? Just wondering.

• "Shemales" doing girls? 6/25/2004 7:55 PM
  
  Tails Of Perversity #11. Little, baby Christie Lee gets slammed by she-cock!

• Cytherea as Squirtwoman; whats the big deal? 6/21/2004 2:27 PM
  
  I just shot Cytherea in "Semen Demons" and she was fucking unbeliveable! Huge, powerfull, multiple, blasts of girl juice inches from a hungry, pretty face. FEMALE EJACULATE RULES!!! Also, during the filming of Squirtwoman, Squirtwoman#2 and Semen Demons I have been blasted in the face by Cytherea's love sauce many times. It is sweet. IT IS NOT PISS!

• Glazed & Confused 6/10/2004 7:17 PM
  
  I am glad you liked Glazed And Confused. In my opinion Glazed #3 is the best.

• Friday is Mason's Birthday! 5/14/2004 12:45 PM
  
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASON!!! All this spank talk gave me an idea. I have arranged a spanking machine with five homeless guys I met in the liquor store parking lot. All five are un circumcised and ripe with love paste. Love you sis.

• I Love it Rough ? 5/12/2004 1:04 PM
  
  I just have to say: BRANDON YOU ARE THE MAN!

• Big Wet Asses 3 5/6/2004 3:42 PM
  
  I must say it has been an honor to be part of the Big Wet Asses line and working with the great Zupko. He has a passion for what he does like no other.

• Luke Ford 4/24/2004 4:45 PM
  
  Eon McKai wrote: I'm a slut for internet drama and beef... what can I say... geesh.... Were you in that band, Minor Threat?

• Question for Brandon Iron 4/6/2004 6:54 AM
  
  What about plastering Ariana with a dozen (or is it 13?) black guys for Baker's Dozen? --sorry, this is Mason, not William H-- Edited by - william h on 4/6/2004 6:55:21 AM

• Girls with glasses ? 4/1/2004 12:16 PM
  
  Check out "GONZOMANIA#2" (ELEGANT ANGEL) The Julie Night scene has her looking very nerdy and innocent in her real glasses as they get basted by four huge loads of bag snot. -William H.-

• Blow Bang 3/31/2004 7:39 PM
  
  There's nothing like a good blowbang! I love them too! That's why I came up with "Glazed and Confused" for Elegant Angel. Every scene is a blowbang and every pretty girl is drenched in man sauce. Glazed and Confused#3 just came out last week but any of the three titles are sure to empty your bag. Check one out and let me know what you think. -William H.-