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volva

Date Joined: April 2000
Location: penna
Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/volva

REVIEW: Love Dome vibe/memo recorder 11/24/2000 5:20 PM
what, a sexy woman reveiws a vibrator..... no male response for 2 days? wow Dumblonde, "Thank you again!" Stock up on batterys, it's the holidays. TOP TEN RECORDINGS IN DUMBLONDE'S VIBRATOR 10-"good morning" 9- "do you really want to hurt me?"by Boy George 8- "message to self : "GUYS SUCK'" 7- "you KNOW you want me" 6- "PLEASE, NO MORE!" 5- "free Mumia" 4- "YOU GO GIRL" 3- "I love you" 2- "who's your daddy" and the number one recording on Dumblonde's vibrator; "NO BUSH!" Edited by - volva on Nov 24 2000

HBO's "Sex & The City" 10/30/2000 6:33 PM
db; have you seen Helmut Newton's SUMO? big and sexy, $1500.00 Amazon Reviewer: Richard ***** from NYC say's "beautifully generous throughout a pleasure to play with a pain to get through a door but well worth the effort" sounds like my ex! <link> director ANDREW BLAKE produced some very stylish movies a few years ago. I really enjoyed them. on VHS. now that i have this kick ass home theater system I'd like to see that kind of film on DVD. perhaps I'll make an investment in db's Manolo fund, in exchange for some home movies? Edited by - volva on Oct 30 2000 Edited by - volva on Oct 30 2000

HBO's "Sex & The City" 10/29/2000 1:00 PM
...still waiting for those Manolo Blahnik dvd suggestions...

HBO's "Sex & The City" 10/23/2000 8:11 AM
Dumblonde says; "I think men could also appreciate it, as well as giving them an insight into what makes us tick" Those New York girls reduce us men to weak, slack jawed, Impotent, insensitive jerks. (Exception; BIG) It's the second best show on television. (Sopranos) It's very funny, and REAL. I've been to the same restaurants, galleries, clubs, Etc. A few episodes this season were set on LA. Is that where you are? Was it realistic? I think yes. Funny? Hell yes. Do you love to talk about sex? YES! That's why we're here. BTW; Dumblonde, You are very fucking funny. Love your posts. ALSO; Are there any Adult DVD's featuring Manolo Blahnik's? Jean-Louis Edited by - volva on Oct 23 2000

So what make for a great blow job? 10/5/2000 7:00 PM
"Suck the sheets up his ass" Very cool "Slurping, sucking friction noises from your lips" Oh yea "Eye contact is a must. Very hot!" Big time "Swallowing" NOW you have my attention! Personally, I love when "Veronique" is lying between my open legs, and I can look past her adoring eyes... over her lusty ass... to her pretty toes, She seems so happy and content, as she takes me so deep Between her full lips... All on fresh, 300 count, Egyptian cotton sheets. Sincerely Jean-Louis See also; http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/1999/11/16/oral_sex/index.html

Blow jobs v.s. Sex 9/15/2000 1:46 PM
Just curious, how many WOMEN prefer Blow Jobs to sex? Please feel free to respond, via personal e-mail Thank you.

recommendations for titles with rimming? 9/3/2000 5:45 PM
Any good rimming websites?

Please share your fetishes... 6/19/2000 6:28 PM
"I always make passes at women with glasses"

Sexual identity poll 6/12/2000 12:25 PM
Oneloa; You mean you dont shave your ass?

Shaving your penis 6/12/2000 11:34 AM
While i'm not anxious to put a razor down there, I may try. Till now I have gone the NEET/NAIR route. I find it very erotic! My GF just rolls her eyes and says "oh no, he wants me to kiss his balls again" I love kissing her "clean" lips and bottom. I got tired of asking her to make herself "smooth", she thinks it is too much work and I should love her "as is". So I decided to try it, and make Myself "smooth". I love it now, and do it for myself. "The taint must be smooth!" "I love my VOLVA" "-lunacy- you inspire me" "snowman, I always have a SEMI" tanks.

Any ice as a toy experiences you'd like to share? 4/26/2000 2:25 PM
Andrew Blake's "ice dildo" scene mentioned above, is the most erotic piece of film ever exposed. (imho). other porn pales in comparison.... ...I have often used it cinema-verti for my summer garden cocktail partys.