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• Sex And The City, who would you most like to bed 5/20/2008 7:49:15 PM
  
  Kristen Davis... and from the back so I have a nice view of her plump ass. What's Kim Catrall's body like now? I never cared for her face but her body was definitely bangable. I'd hate-fuck SJP, if she wanted to role-play her Sex and the City character. I think Cynthia Nixon is about as interested in fucking me as I am in fucking her.

• If a girl has ever told you that you're big... 5/2/2008 12:47:58 AM
  
  only two that I actually believed they believed what they were saying: 1) was physically shallow and we could only fuck in certain positions to prevent her pain. It was flattering at first but became kind of annoying when I really just wanted to just aggresively fuck. 2) younger girl who was not a virgin but was super tight - like sliding a finger in was snug. She, for some reason I'll never understand, told a bunch of my male coworkers that I was huge.

• Have you ever pushed out a greaser? 2/9/2008 12:26:31 AM
  
  I once had a large bowel movement which curiously looked like C Thomas Howell... so I guess I'd have to say yes?

• One-piece G-strings - not used enough 2/5/2008 11:22:22 AM
  
  Do you mean something like what Jenny Hendrix wears in Massive Asses 2?

• Girl getting DP'd by guy with strapon? 1/28/2008 10:24:08 PM
  
  I'm sure it does exist, as there has been a DP strap-on on the market for awhile now. I'd guess you'd find it in a feature vrs gonzo, as that seems more like a "couple" thing? When I saw the Keri Sable/Eric Masterson scene in Camp Cuddly Pines... I did wonder why they didn't just give him a harness (esp as he could've filmed the handheld POV stuff easier).

• Most Recent/Upcoming Concerts? 1/28/2008 9:38:16 PM
  
  I haven't been to any shows for awhile. I saw Neil Young a few times, back in early December, and that kind of set me back a bit financially. The next show I head to will likely be either Darkbuster or Daniel Jonston.

• Is the US election system outdated ? 1/2/2008 7:47:11 PM
  
  The whole thing is a fucking joke. Choosing between two corrupt parties isn't much of a democracy.

• Terrible miscastings in mainstream movies 12/16/2007 10:54:44 PM
  
  He was also the only person in the movie who sounded like he thought the film was set in Brooklyn.

• Terrible miscastings in mainstream movies 12/16/2007 2:40:13 PM
  
  How about Harvey Keitel in The Last Temptation of Christ? I'm no Bible scholar but I'm pretty sure Judas wasn't a New York tough guy. Keanu in The Matrix... I almost didn't see the movie because I was certain anything which could blow his mind ("whoa") would be MUCH too deep for me. Seriously, you're casting for a Christ-like savior and you think Keanu? WTF?!? Edited by - utopian_miner on 12/16/2007 3:01:57 PM

• Terrible miscastings in mainstream movies 12/11/2007 5:13:21 PM
  
  - Hayden Christensen as Anakin Skywalker. - Nicholson in The Departed. Unless the character was supposed to be Jack Nicholson?

• Favorite (mostly) acoustic album? 12/1/2007 12:30:57 AM
  
  ^ Yeah, it definitely has that "comfort in being sad" quality that Kurt mourned... just a beautiful album. I think "Know" is my favorite track. It has this weird haunting balm, paradoxical lullaby thing to it that I just love. Edited by - utopian_miner on 12/1/2007 12:32:43 AM

• Favorite (mostly) acoustic album? 11/30/2007 11:43:06 PM
  
  My first instinct is to say Pink Moon by Nick Drake. FYI to anyone who cares but doesn't know: Nirvana Unplugged is FINALLY out on DVD.

• hairpulling-y or n ? 11/30/2007 11:36:48 PM
  
  If she's game, it's a definite turn on.

• wikipedia on porn stars 11/30/2007 11:05:03 PM
  
  "The overall quality is very high, but any given page at any given moment could be sort of a mess. Use it for background knowledge, then check the references." - Jimmy Wales, Founder of Wikipedia I just read this in an old issue of Spin. Why anyone sources Wikipedia is beyond me.

• 11/13/2007 7:19:48 PM
  
  Though I don't go searching them out, I've got no problem with a monster facial that covers the girl's whole face but I don't want to actually get into her eye. I'm not being judgemental but what's the appeal?

• Do you think the quality of porn has gone up or... 11/9/2007 2:19:47 AM
  
  Eli Cross wrote: The last -- and related point -- is the complaint about directors using the same talent over and over again. I'm definitely guilty of this. I have a repertory company of people I use time and time again because they're dependable. Until you've been in this business you really can't imagine how flaky, unprofessional and downright irritating a lot of the talent can be. It's mind-boggling. Then again, what can you expect when you give a nineteen-year-old $20k a month and say "be your own boss." Who cares? If you think/know you're putting out a quality product, I wouldn't worry about using the same talent. I know it's not quite the same but I don't think any Wes Anderson fans are shying away from his new film because...

• Which celebrity would be the wildest fuck? 11/8/2007 8:16:02 PM
  
  I'd agree with the Angelina Jolie votes if it was '99 or so. I'm thinking maybe she's mellowed a bit since she decided to start trying to save the world. After watching the bonus footage from Natural Born Killers, I can definitely see why Juliette is getting her share of votes but... If the general opinion is crazy = wildest fuck, then I'd probably go with Fiona Apple because she's bat shit nuts. I'm thinking that if you had the right chemistry with her, you'd have a night to remember. In my experience, smart and artistic girls tend to be incredible in the sack. The best part is there's about a 1000% chance she'd hate you a week or so later and write a song about you (immortalizing the whole thing).

• Foot sucking 11/6/2007 1:41:36 PM
  
  I don't have a foot fetish but I'm not adverse to kissing or sucking them if it turns a girl on. I find it kind of funny that the feet and ass are the only 2 places I hesitate kissing on a new partner's body, out of fear of a negative reaction. If a girl's feet aren't too ticklish, I'll suck her toes while I'm fucking her. My favorite method is to start in mish, then lean back and put her legs on your shoulders. After enjoying this position for a bit, raise to your knees, lifting her ass up with you. In this position, I find it drives girls wild if you rub their clit with one hand, grab a foot with your other hand and bring it to your mouth, while either she slides up onto your cock or you use your PC muscles to throb your cock on her G sp...

• name this tune, artist, or album 11/6/2007 12:42:11 PM
  
  Didn't mean to be a thread killer... I figured I couldn't be obscure in a thread where someone guessed a Neko Case song in 15 minutes. Anyhow, that was "Randy Described Eternity" by Built to Spill from the album Perfect From Now On (great song, band, and album... I HIGHLY recommend). To revive this thread, here's a bit of a softball (I hope): And if my thought-dreams could been seen They'd probably put my head in a guillotine

• name this tune, artist, or album 10/31/2007 9:40:17 AM
  
  Neil Young - Powderfinger (I'm a huge fan) where you gonna be where will you spend eternity I'm gonna be perfect from now on I'm gonna be perfect starting now