TheMightyCelestial

Date Joined: January 2008
Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/themightycelestial

Hi from Vicky Vette 2/6/2008 7:03:01 PM
Vicky wrote: Thanks for having me here guys.... I wanna do you.

Funniest DVDTitles? 2/2/2008 6:03:59 PM
-Cum On Eileen -Cock Her Spaniel -Plant It On The Apes -No Cuntery For Old Men Here are some a friend e-mailed me once.... -Sheep Impact -Oh She's Eleven -Navy Squeals -Men In Black Men -Inspect Her Gadget -In Diana Jones & The Temple Of Poon -On her Majesty's Secret Penis -The Amityville Whores -Position Impossible -Anita Paycheck -Warren Piece -A Pack Of Lips Now -Dick, Tracy? -Honey I Blew The KId -Bring'um Young

Funniest DVDTitles? 2/2/2008 5:08:10 PM
Dick Tracer. And of course, who can forget Schindler's Fist?

How does a girl become successful in porn? 2/2/2008 3:53:12 PM
Learn to exercise some creative sexual positions. Practice 'em til they're second nature to you. Get yourself a partner to help you with 'em. Someone with an open mind, strong will, a passionate heart & a flair for experimentation. Coincidentally, those are characters that have been used to describe me. Just sayin'.

I want more eye glass wearing porn. 1/30/2008 9:18:34 PM
It'd be kinda cool if they came out with an anal series where over her brown-eye, the girl wears a monocle.

struggles with anal 1/30/2008 9:13:15 PM
As Jewel once said "In the end, only kindness matters".

What is it with young girls now days? 1/30/2008 5:42:21 PM
Nookie_Monster wrote: I work with a lot of public schools on the high school (10-12) grade level. What is it with young girls now days?Perhaps I am showing my age, but when I was in high school the average girl probably had had about three sex partners by the time she graduated. Now its closer to 10 to 15.. mannn...... I was so born in the wrong decade.

Rejection Letter 1/30/2008 5:40:09 PM
I've never gotten a rejection letter. But then again, I'm illiterate. So maybe I have, but didn't know it.

Girl on Girl AssEating 1/30/2008 3:34:57 AM
Porn Scout wrote: May this thread live forever. Yep. I just want to add that as someone who is more old skool, the first time I saw this performed was with Erica Boyer. After that, she had me hooked. From there on, I was a fan of watching a very beautiful gal perform tushylingus on a another beautiful woman. Tianna was a later great follow-up as a good-looking butt-munching princess, but during this period of time there wasn't all that much emphasis on it. For a period of time I sort of fell out of watching too much porn ( adult responsibilties an' all), but now that I've been able to get back into it, its threads like this that really help someone like me to be able to cut thru most of the crap ( pun not intended). Edited by - themightyce...

How does a girl become successful in porn? 1/30/2008 3:12:04 AM
Kendra Kay wrote: so I am only part time, but sometimes it is very tempting to go at this full on and make serious bank. so, experts of porn, what is the best way for a girl to become fucking rich fucking? Just follow your heart. hun. If you listen to it, and I mean really listen to it, it will always guide in the right direction. Oh, and as previously posted, anal. Don't forget the anal.

A2M 1/25/2008 6:22:12 PM
BigFerret wrote: One of my best friends routinely sees a FUGLY postal worker on the side for the sole reason that she always gives him A2M. Sorta gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Return to sender".

Why can't porn do this? 1/25/2008 6:13:58 PM
Kensington Chapp wrote: I like porno. Well then, you are probably going to go to Hell. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not judging or anything. I'm just sayin', is all. Edited by - themightycelestial on 1/25/2008 6:14:47 PM

Partners with best chemistry? 1/25/2008 6:08:39 PM
Pamela Anderson & Tommy Lee. But that's only if by "chemistry", you mean drugs.

Why can't porn do this? 1/25/2008 5:59:32 PM
I hope they took advantage of the all you can breakfast buffet.

Your "HOLY S##T" moments of discovery 1/25/2008 3:53:10 AM
Sorry, guys, don't mean to be the newb bringing up back an old thread , but, out of sheer boredom, I was parusin' thru some of the old topics, & couldn't help it. baconracer wrote: Lili Marlene, laying on her back with one leg raised up in the air, taking the full length of John Holmes in her ass then completing the scene with an ATM and facial. Today, this is nothing, but in the early to mid-80s, this was HUGE. This was the first thing that popped into my head when I read the title of this thread. I had never seen an ATM before this one. It was such an "Holy Shit" moment 4 me cuz I never would've thunk it. I hadda rerun run it a couple of times to make sure there wasn't a break off point from after Holmes took it out to when she ...

cum gone cold then eaten 1/25/2008 12:33:53 AM
If they don't like it cold, maybe they could nuke it the microwave for a minute or two. Or would that cause it to go sterile?