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• Comments on Excalibur Films? 1/16/2003 4:56 PM
  
  Thanks all. I decided to roll the dice. If it doesn't work out it's no big deal as long as I don't end up losing $$$. -izer

• AEE and Gay porn 1/12/2003 11:31 PM
  
  No, I wasn't able to go to the ADT party (maybe next time!). I was only in Vegas for a few hours during the day on Friday. AEE was really fun though. I'll look forward to seein' your pictures from the ADT party.

• For Anyone Going to AEE 1/8/2003 2:15 AM
  
  Anyone know if there's any difficulties getting in? I'm going to Vegas for something unrelated on Friday and I'll be around for a few hours so I wanted to drop by the AEE, but do tickets usually sell out? I'd probably get there about the time it opens, at 1ish. Any advice? Thanks in advance

• Bi DVD Talk 8/7/2002 3:07 AM
  
  Yeah... even though it's not very good, I keep BiTanic around because it's got kitsch value. Just like Edward Penishands in the straight category. I don't have that one, but if I did, even though I've heard it's not very good, I'd keep it for the humor. ...and never watch it.

• Good and inexpensive male toy? 7/2/2002 2:52 AM
  
  One word: Fleshlight. I've tried a few masturbators before, but they're just not that great. The Fleshlight is easy to clean, fairly inconspicuous (nosy people will think it's a real flashlight and pass it by), easy to clean, and does the job very nicely. www.fleshlight.com

• Bi DVD Talk 6/17/2002 9:19 PM
  
  malkira wrote: I agree that "Mass Appeal" was one of the better bi DVD's. The Chloe scene was excellent, and TJ Hart and Sky were also very good. One thing that I didn't like, though, was that they would cut back and forth from one set of performers to another. I *hate* that! I also hate that, and that was actually my biggest problem with the title. Just when you're getting involved in the scene, BAM, it switches on ya and you have you replace your mental picture with a completely different threesome. :( That and there was some interesting sex that just went on in the quick montage towards the end of the video.

• Bi DVD Talk 6/8/2002 4:21 AM
  
  I too wonder why Goosed for 3 is not on DVD. I abandoned buying porn on VHS years ago and have a genuine interest in the Goosed series. Unfortuantely, customers interested in bi porn have a 90% chance of picking up something that's crap because that's what's out there. I can see why most companies shy away from it, because it would be very difficult to try and differentiate yourself from the bottom of the barrel releases on the shelf at retail. If someone dips their toe into the bi pool and gets burned, chances are they ain't going to try it again. Then again, I think there's a lot of guys who are just "curious" about it. Even if it's something like that scene in Tina Tyler's Going Down. (I wonder if that scene has been well-rec...

• Bi DVD Talk 6/3/2002 10:55 AM
  
  BiTanic is also Karen Dior. It was actually the first bisexual title I got because, like you say joeblow, the cover alone is too good to resist. And I was expecting a fun spoof on Titanic. It's not really a spoof, and unfortunately the action's pretty lacking. :( I reviewed it for DVD Empire -- you can check that out <link> . Unless I'm mistaken, Biagra is Dior's work as well (ugh). If anyone really wants to see BiTanic, I'd be willing to trade for something to save you a few bucks. id: I haven't seen any of the titles you mentioned, otherwise I'd be able to help ya out with comments. Though if you liked the Am style of Goosed, it may be worth it to check into <link> (also starring... Tina Tyler!). Not sure what it is exactly, but a few ...

• Bi DVD Talk 5/28/2002 8:47 PM
  
  Bisexual movies and &quot;good&quot; quality are very, very hard to find. Mass Appeal's probably the closest thing to quality that the genre will get, unfortunately. I've seen a lot of bi movies, and there are only a very few that I'm actually impressed enough with to keep in my collection. I enjoyed Goosed quite a bit, though it's an acquired taste and I've heard from some people that it looks too amateur. The beginning has a lot of chatter and it takes a good ten or fifteen minutes to get down to action. The trailer for the second Goosed! looks even better, but alas, I haven't gotten a chance to check that one out. There was one other bi flick that I've heard was good. Miss Kitty's [something something]. There's a dearth of bi titles b...

• Best Lesbian Movie ? 3/30/2002 5:38 PM
  
  Call it a fetish or whatever, but whenever I see a trailer for a title that involves lesbians and water, I get mucho excited. Girl on girl in a pool, in hot tubs, spraying each other with water hoses, running through sprinklers, etc. :) It's all good. Of course, it helps if there's some action in there too, not just running around and splashin' about. Anyone know of some good girl-girl discs that take place around water? :) Thanks!

• What's Your Ideal Masturbation Duration? 3/10/2002 8:11 PM
  
  Usually like 20-30 minutes is good. Sometimes longer, sometimes shorter depending on the amount of time I have to do the deed. The longest I've gone stroking without finishing myself off is two hours. Horniest two hours of my life. :) Could hardly stand it.

• Gay DVD Empire adds screenshots 2/21/2002 10:23 AM
  
  As amazing as it sounds, yes they did. I'd say the screenshots are about on par with their straight stuff -- gives ya a good idea of what you're going to get with the disc and the major action. Better than nothing, anyway.

• Dumblonde Takes on Penis Enlargement... 1/27/2002 3:15 AM
  
  Maybe I'm different from most guys, but I've always been happy with the size of my penis. And I'm by no means huge -- I'd say &quot;average&quot; size. I'm happy I have one and know how to use it. I've seen some pictures of people who've gotten &quot;implants&quot; in their groinal region -- and it ain't pretty. I'm all for natural, baby. Be happy with what you have! Woo!

• shaving yourself 1/11/2002 12:07 AM
  
  A few days ago I decided to try and shave a lil' of my public hair off and see how that felt before I went and shaved it all off. So I shaved off one lil' corner (using shampoo, not shaving cream) and left it at that. It itched for a day, then stopped. Tonight I tried a lil' bit more -- evened it off and shaved off most of the top area 'til it was nice n' smooth. 'Twas really cool doing the touch-up job. Some have said I have a forest down there so I thought -- what the hey -- while I'm single and can see what this is like, I'll do it. Then if it's nice, any future Mrs. Izer can enjoy the spoils. I just hope it doesn't sting too much. I put the Nivea shaving balm on there, so... here's hoping.

• Tina Tyler: bisexual titles? 12/27/2001 8:22 PM
  
  I've reviewed a bunch of bisex titles for Adult DVD Empire. It's definitely a niche genre, and as such, there aren't many titles I would say are must-buy. Goosed! (the original) is on DVD and is an excellent flick. As far as I know, Goosed Again! (the sequel) is not on disc yet -- though the trailer for it looked great. I can hardly wait for Goosed 3... I may have to buy that one on VHS if it doesn't come to DVD soon. :) Call me crazy, but I actually liked Encyclopedia Erotica Vol. 1. Most bisex titles are just cleverly disguised gay flicks where the woman's just kinda &quot;there.&quot; (I guess if there's breasts or a pussy somewhere in the picture it's just *sorta* gay.) It's rare that you get one where everyone's involved. Encyclopedia...

• male sex toys 12/23/2001 8:37 PM
  
  I ordered this thing called &quot;Sally the Fucking Slut&quot; from Adult DVD Empire a few months ago. It works OK, but the idea that it's this space-age silicon-ish material shaped into a mini-woman works against it sometimes. I could never penetrate the mouth opening with any reliability. Even with the ass end, it takes a good amount of force since the opening's really small. (Before you get inside, it's not even as wide as a #2 pencil.) The Fleshlight sounds good though. I checked one out at CES a few years back and it seemed nice.

• Jewel Raider / other video game porno take-offs? 12/17/2001 11:37 PM
  
  ... and to anyone that's seen Jewel Raider -- how is it? Good?

• HIV risk for heteros mostly a myth 10/30/2001 11:56 PM
  
  I look at condoms and sex in the age of HIV/AIDS in a similar way to wearing a seatbelt when driving a car. You could drive for years without wearing a seatbelt and never have any problems whatsoever. But all it takes is one accident to put that to an end. Whether the accident was your fault or the other person's isn't going to matter at that point. So are you saying that women are invincible against HIV/AIDS and that you're safe as long as you have sex with women that aren't druggies? Just because a risk is small doesn't mean it's not there. I'd rather have the lifejackets on board in case the boat capsizes, ya know? Sure it may be a drag to have to wear 'em, but... safe vs. unsafe, I'll take safe. And the more people that are doing it...

• I just saw the funniest thing on Cartoon Network.. 9/7/2001 8:14 PM
  
  Speaking of homoerotic themes in cartoons... remember those public service announcements at the end of each G.I. Joe episode? Those are filled with gay innuendo and homoerotic imagery. It's surprising they even got on television in the mid '80s, I don't know if they'd be allowed on TV nowadays... There's a particularly hilarious one covering water safety. Two boys are swimming around, splashing each other in a lake (presumably at a summer camp), when they spot lightning in the distance. One says that he's gonna get out of the water, but the other shrugs it off and decides to stay. Suddenly one of the Joes surfaces from underneath the water about five feet away, to say &quot;That's the wrong play, kids! Get out of the water when you see lig...

• gay actors in a straight video? - would it upset u 9/7/2001 7:51 PM
  
  No, it wouldn't offend me -- but then again, I'm a bi guy so it really wouldn't matter to me to see a gay actor in a straight video. In Goosed! there's a great straight scene with Candy Apples and Bruce Hill. Before that, I'd only seen him listed in gay flicks. Unless he does straight porn under a different name. I'd rather see an attractive looking guy in straight porn than some of the guys who get the job (*cough* Ron Jeremy *cough*). Let's say the guy was billed as &quot;Gay Superstar Jeff Stryker caught on tape in his first straight sex scene!&quot;, I could see that as being a turn-off to straight guys. Anything that could give off even a the slightest impression that it could be &quot;gay&quot; usually makes guys run for the hills....