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• It's a comedy 7/31/2026 7:10:39 PM
  
  The scene opens with footage of a fit, athletic looking man, sprightly jogging through his large backyard. It's so beautiful and idyllic. We meet this young, happy family that could just not be more perfect American Dream. Narration begins: "This is Reverend Thoms Mosely, who, during his journey to Christ, realized that he had been a high school bully to many of his peers due to his own personal struggles and he is seeking those now adult men out to apologize and make amends. During his apology, the Reverend wants to speak candidly about his mental health issues and how he turned his life around to marry his beautiful wife and have three wonderful children. He has found one of those men and we will be there when the Reverend speaks to this...

• The Nonsense Thread 7/31/2026 6:40:51 PM
  
  I was tech support for Skank of America and I ran a contest with some of my work fellows. I would go on the (global) corporate directory and search women's first names and scroll through the results selecting attractive women who had posted work appropriate photos of themselves on their profiles. Again, these are women from anywhere in the Western world who none of us are ever going to meet. I would select 64 (think NCAA tournament type thing) profiles and would hold votes in a work group chat. I came up with a tiebreaker procedure and made cool Final Four logos for when it got down to that point. I even produced a rousing PowerPoint with screenshots of our funny comments and final vote tallies, all tastefully set to "One Shining Moment". ...

• The Nonsense Thread 7/31/2026 5:51:30 PM
  
  When I was in high school I was made aware that another student had a note in his notebook in which he proclaims his affection for a young lady and asks her to the prom. There was a brief period during which I had access to the note when he was away and I thought to myself how humorous it would be to swap his note with a fake note which I could produce. His note was written on a plain white piece of paper folded into quarters. I could such paper from the printer, write 'I will let you stick things in my ass' on it, fold it appropriately and swap the notes. He would present it to this young lady and it would be really funny. I did not do it. I still think about it sometimes. Edited by - The Yak on 7/31/2026 5:52:48 PM

• The Nonsense Thread 7/30/2026 4:56:27 PM
  
  I saw a couple walking down the street and the man took out his phone and took a picture of a group of birds flying overhead. "Look, my phone is a flock camera" and the woman spit on him.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/30/2026 11:30:55 AM
  
  At my job, a long-time employee was suddenly terminated. Management will not go into details why, they will only state that she is no longer a member of the team (which is self-evident). She was a good team member and will be missed. In her honor, this morning I masturbated to videos which xHamster categorized under the heading Ebony MILFs because I think that is what she would have wanted. Therefore, please join me in raising a glass to [name redacted], she was an ebony MILF in every sense of the term.

• Greatest Nude Ever! [Tournament] 7/29/2026 5:44:41 PM
  
  Tastes Like Lust

• The Nonsense Thread 7/27/2026 5:31:50 PM
  
  Live you life in such a way that people would be surprised if you were to be arrested for exposing yourself to a woman breastfeeding in a laundromat.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/24/2026 5:03 PM
  
  It is a scary time to be alive because if you get diarrhea you don't know if it is the bad parasite diarrhea or just normal diarrhea. This adds to the anxiety.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/23/2026 4:48:26 PM
  
  I have noticed the terms "breed, " breeding", etc popping up in the comments sections of pornography and I find this very disconcerting. I wonder if these are bots that have been dispatched by the ruling class to combat the falling birth rate. In any event, when I see the women in these videos the last thing I want to think about is something the size of a watermelon coming out if her vagina while she curses my name and tells everyone in the delivery room that I am a premature ejaculator. Edited by - The Yak on 7/23/2026 4:49:19 PM Edited by - The Yak on 7/23/2026 4:49:52 PM

• It's a comedy 7/23/2026 9:48:43 AM
  
  The movie opens with a young man and woman on a date. They are sitting outside. Man does not believe the woman when she says she could not eat a banana in public without strange men making gross comments. Man bets the woman that she will not be sexually harassed if she eats a banana and goes to sit at another table to observe. The woman takes a bite and nobody says anything. Same after another bite, suspense building. Shots of man grinning in anticipation of victory. Woman begins eating banana in a sexy way in order to win the bet. Man becomes angry, goes over to woman and says 'You're eating that banana like a slut!!'. Woman gets up and says that wins her the bet. Man goes "huh". Pan back and we see that this was a movie within a movie. ...

• Greatest Nude Ever! [Tournament] 7/20/2026 6:04:07 PM
  
  Risque Racer

• Sam Neill 7/17/2026 6:01:02 PM
  
  Jurassic Park and Event Horizon are classics and he comported himself well in both. He was one of the good ones. Will be missed.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/17/2026 5:04:04 PM
  
  I had reason to believe today was going to be a kick in the penis at work so I had that expectation going in. Even accounting for that, today was a kick in the penis at work. Edited by - The Yak on 7/17/2026 5:04:28 PM

• Greatest Nude Ever! [Tournament] 7/16/2026 5:53:03 PM
  
  Night Light

• The Nonsense Thread 7/14/2026 4:39:32 PM
  
  Identity thieves should also get the mental health issues of any stolen identity. That seems fair.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/13/2026 6:16:13 PM
  
  The Yak wrote: Yesterday, I was banished from another forum on which I am a member. Had been there for 19 years. Impermanence is the only permanence in life. Notice the complete absence of gasps following that statement.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/13/2026 5:03:05 PM
  
  I'm testing to see if my avatar is different with this post. Edit: Nope Edited by - The Yak on 7/13/2026 5:03:46 PM

• The Nonsense Thread 7/12/2026 7:35:19 AM
  
  Yesterday, I was banished from another forum on which I am a member. Had been there for 19 years. Impermanence is the only permanence in life.

• The Nonsense Thread 7/11/2026 11:51:39 AM
  
  I was going to post something stupid but I won't. It didn't become stupid in my head until after I had typed it out and reading it when I realized it was stupid. I wonder have there ever been any other things which I may have posted which were also stupid and I simply didn't consider closely enough beforehand to realize it. Edited by - The Yak on 7/11/2026 11:52:29 AM

• The Nonsense Thread 7/10/2026 7:31:18 PM
  
  Sometimes when I can't think of anything to post here I give up and do something else.