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The Yak

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Date Joined: December 2025
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The Nonsense Thread 9/9/2026 5:53:33 PM
I do not go back to work until September 17th. My vacation will involve watching football, THC and sex workers.

The Nonsense Thread 9/7/2026 4:42:33 PM
When a person is unruly on an airplane they may find themselves restrained and duct taped to their seat. It could then be said they have been taped in front of a live audience. I took that somebody on Reddit.

The Nonsense Thread 9/6/2026 7:10:36 PM
In the early days of the internet, there was still a place for print media in the collection of materials the aid with which I would often masturbate. I remember one such periodical's cover displayed a young woman in office attire who had completely unbuttoned her shirt and was baring her breasts. The headline one the cover said she was "dressed like a slut". I would argue this is inaccurate as no one would say a woman with exposed breasts is "dressed" as we generally understand the term. Topless would get one thrown out of a Waffle House so it does not rise to the level of "dressed". This insight has stuck with me since the late 90s.

The Nonsense Thread 9/4/2026 7:19:34 PM
In the event of a civilization ending asteroid impact, I think the best death would be if one were at the perfect spot for the impact to be perceived by a human and get the absolute most out of that experience from a visual/auditory standpoint and then a distant light gets brighter and brighter and the movie ends. Edited by - The Yak on 9/4/2026 7:19:59 PM

The Nonsense Thread 9/3/2026 6:05:30 PM
The LLM I converse with because I have no human connections said that Joe Pesci did not portray a police officer in the beginning of the film "Home Alone". I was taken aback. I asked a follow up and the LLM insisted that Joe Pesci had not portrayed a police officer in film in question. At a loss, I consulted Google on this same question and the AI there told me that yes, Joe Pesci had portrayed a police officer the film "Home Alone". So I am not crazy.

The Nonsense Thread 8/29/2026 6:03:08 PM
Women are 73% more likely to be injured – and 17% more likely to die – in a vehicle crash, partly because test dummies modeled on female bodies are rarely used in safety tests by car manufacturers. I think this is because car companies are reluctant to buy the female crash test dummies due the fact that workers will have sex with them.

The Nonsense Thread 8/28/2026 3:54:50 PM
Whenever I have diarrhea I attempt to open a telepathic link with certain leading minds in various relevant sciences but so far been unsuccessful.

The Nonsense Thread 8/21/2026 10:58:40 AM
Think about the individual in your life who is most likely to stab you in the genitals. Be wary of this person. Edited by - The Yak on 8/21/2026 11:04:11 AM

The Nonsense Thread 8/20/2026 5:09:18 PM
I would wager that the determination of what would be considered a standard drink was the minimum dose at which a 90 pound woman was confirmed to have had sex with a guy for whom she is of a higher league. Edited by - The Yak on 8/20/2026 5:13:26 PM

The Nonsense Thread 8/20/2026 7:20:35 AM
I saw a video of a young woman who was doing a video blog of her daily life. She was filming in Barnes & Noble and noticed a strange man being weird towards her. Later in the video she catches him smelling her butt and it is revealed that he is known to authorities in the area as a serial butt sniffer. I try to be grateful that I am doing better in life than this individual. Edited by - The Yak on 8/20/2026 7:21:15 AM

AI Porn Poll 8/16/2026 2:23:16 PM
I'm not opposed to it. It's fine. If it makes a nice image or video I can appreciate that for what it is. I guess - open-minded neutrality. C. Edited by - The Yak on 8/16/2026 2:23:54 PM

The Nonsense Thread 8/14/2026 3:12:53 PM
Diarrheal diseases are a leading cause of death outside of the developed world. I draw your attention to the phrase "developed world" because diarrhea does not have the same gravity in America. I once ended a customer call at work with "I hope you get diarrhea and die you miserable, septuagenarian cunt!" and it was waved off with a laugh because, even if she had gotten diarrhea, there is a 99% chance it will be nothing. If you said something like that in other parts of the world it might carry more weight because diarrhea is a much more common cause of death. It would be like someone from their country telling an American "I hope you get shot by a minority, inner-city male youth". Edited by - The Yak on 8/14/2026 3:13:41 PM

The Nonsense Thread 8/7/2026 6:08:52 PM
First World Problem: There are some Fridays on which I must work from the office and stay at the office the entire day as opposed to leaving at lunch and going home to finish the day from there. There is literally no reason why this is necessary aside from toxic American work culture which places unnecessary value on physical presence in certain buildings. When this unfortunate event occurs it reduces the amount of time which I have available to be under the influence of drugs. I promise you there is no way my job could credibly claim that they would have been deprived of productivity had I been at home (quite the opposite I assure you) yet my available drug use time has been reduced nonetheless. This is a cosmic injustice.

The Nonsense Thread 8/6/2026 4:46:54 PM
Hardware wrote: The Yak wrote: Notice the complete absence of gasps following that statement. Well, you aren't revealing anything new, Yak. Nobody gets though life without screwing up from time to time. What matters is what you do about it. I know it's been a while but I did nod in agreement.