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The Nonsense Thread 10/28/2026 6:25:07 AM
THC is really a wonderful drug. Astute readers may recall from previous posts that I am on vacation this week and spending much of my waking hours high. I have done something similar with alcohol while on vacations past and the physical side effects were orders of magnitude worse than what one gets with THC.

The Nonsense Thread 10/23/2026 5:19:07 PM
I saw that I had a text notification and I thought 'I am on vacation. If that is work I will send them a picture of my penis." and I checked and it was from the health insurance I get through work. So it was kind of work and they may actually one day have reason to request a picture of my penis. So that was interesting. Edited by - The Yak on 10/23/2026 6:07:47 PM

The Nonsense Thread 10/22/2026 7:07:35 AM
Video games have come up in this thread so this is not off-topic. EA has closed Bioware, studio behind some of the best games I have ever played. Knights of the Old Republic was one of the first RPGs I ever played (I think Morrowind was first) and showed games could be a medium to tell a story that was every bit as good as television or movies. Dragon Age: Origins was another amazing experience and I immediately started a new playthrough after completing my first run because I wanted to stay in that world. Lastly, if I had to be stuck on a desert island with one game it would be Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (I know that might be cheating). I could happily play through the Mass Effect trilogy for the rest of my life. All of that was lost...

The Nonsense Thread 10/17/2026 6:18:49 PM
People tell me I should go on dates and I mention to them a story I found about a woman who sent 150k texts to a man and began stalking him after a single date. They tell me that won't happen. It is a little insulting they don't think if I found the right mentally ill woman I could cause her to become dangerously obsessed with me and she then try to ruin my life.

The Nonsense Thread 10/16/2026 5:27 PM
This feeling, being altered, is why I have not killed myself. First I used alcohol, now it's THC. The government want to take this away. If you are reading this, bad government people, I hope you're happy. You're probably saying 'Well, you should be grateful for all the good things in your life like . . . um,'. Yeah, fucking nothing! Does it feel good to kick a person while they're down? Edited by - The Yak on 10/16/2026 5:27:49 PM

The Nonsense Thread 10/11/2026 6:19:56 PM
"Alexandra, the man has voluntarily distributed photographs of himself posing nude beside a birdbath while wearing a cartoon honeybee on his head. I fear that any further humiliation I might devise would be largely redundant."

The Nonsense Thread 10/5/2026 4:11 PM
To be ceaselessly and doggedly haunted by cruel spectres of a dark past is a real kick in the penis. Edited by - The Yak on 10/8/2026 12:58:24 PM

It's a comedy 10/4/2026 5:22:46 PM
Scene opens in an elementary school classroom. Teacher at front of room reading a book to a classroom of children. We hear distant gun shots and screaming. Active shooter in the building appears to be the situation. The teacher does not say a word, simply runs out of the room and even leaves the door open. Cut to exterior shot of teacher running away from building. Video as pauses as writing on screen appears: [Teacher's name] Not killed in a mass shooting!

The Nonsense Thread 10/4/2026 12:43:21 PM
DETROIT — An internal investigation into automotive safety testing has uncovered an unexpected cause of equipment loss: female crash-test dummies are being removed from testing facilities and subjected to sexual misuse by employees at rates exceeding the number destroyed or rendered unusable during actual crash simulations.

The Nonsense Thread 10/1/2026 5:17:38 PM
A few years ago, I had a job that was a contract supporting the Department of Defense. I was skimming the on-boarding documents and saw a chapter titled "Use of GFE". To a person such as myself, "GFE" stands for "girlfriend experience", the service offered by high-end escorts. I flipped to that section and found "GFE" in this context meant "government furnished equipment" - USB drives and other storage media used in the course of the job. You can imagine my disappointment. Edited by - The Yak on 10/1/2026 5:19:03 PM

The Nonsense Thread 10/1/2026 4:46:17 PM
Corporate team building activities are really just an excuse for people to run around waving their penises at each other.

The Nonsense Thread 9/23/2026 5:43:50 PM
Idea for a coffee table book: Film the faces of conventionally attractive people with a high speed camera and cause them to sneeze. We then publish the least flattering photos of the moments leading up or immediately following them sneezing.

The Nonsense Thread 9/9/2026 5:53:33 PM
I do not go back to work until September 17th. My vacation will involve watching football, THC and sex workers.