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• To the production companies 8/29/2001 5:10 AM
  
  quote:I'd like to jump on Tallyman's banana I could just read that for days and days and days. "Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana"

• To the production companies 8/29/2001 5:10 AM
  
  BTW, that chick is still DAMN HOT!!! "Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana"

• To the production companies 8/24/2001 4:06 AM
  
  Is it too damn hard to give good chick ID? This is one of my biggest frustrations. I see a chick I like and I really want to know who she is, unfortuantely I have not info. Right now I am watching Watcher 12 an in the bonus footage I see this really hot black/indian(?) chick in the bonus scenes and I don't know who the fuck she is. I had a similar problem with a blond chick. It is bad enough when this happens in extra features, but many DVDs can't even give a good chick ID for the main feature. There are thousands of chicks out there doing porn, don't assume we automatically know every single one of them. I don't get the point. Give a good chick ID and we will be more likely to buy other titles with her in them. Take a pointer from many Dig...

• Last Call Lotharios 4/27/2001 2:48 PM
  
  Endorphin couldn't bear putting his name on such a mean review so I wrote this one Starring: Endorphin, HoustonDon, Astroknight, an Alexandra Silk lookalike(if youve drank two bottles of Mad Dog 20/20), Blondie, Sonic, and some unknown(thankfully) other women Pros: the DVD ends, the actual DVD can be used as a coaster, it is not an Ed Powers movie, no chick identification, sometimes the camera shows the ceiling instead of the sex Cons: every single moment that the DVD is playing, Blondie somehow manages to go through a whole scene without showing us her left tit or her special place down there Captivated by: Blondies right tit Must see moment: the end credits Scene by scene analysis: Who am I kidding? I had my eyes covered up the who...

• Reviewing the reviews on ADT 3/1/2001 8:01 PM
  
  quote:Some people here find it embarassing when companies misspell the actors names in the credits, or when the video looks so amateurish or hacked out. The same can be said for a badly written review. we ain't selling our reviews for $23.95 either quote:I don't mean to pick on the guy (girl?) but since he is a very active member here, and posts frequently, he's fair game. It is absolutely nothing personal to do with his character. I see what you're saying quote:However, after I read the review of "Deep Throat" which was so ignorant, so lacking a valid critical viewpoint, and so carelessly written, I knew that I had to respond to Houston Don's overt arrogance which are so liberally sprinkled throughout his many, many reviews. In ...

• Reviewing the reviews on ADT 3/1/2001 7:27 PM
  
  joe, you just cracked me up!! Thank you! "Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana"

• Reviewing the reviews on ADT 3/1/2001 7:26 PM
  
  Saki, I agree with dvdman11 you have so much more tact than me. BTW, Oneloa, you are not elligible with the bet either. Neither is lunacy(inside info and all) (I am having way too much fun with this thread. When am I gonna get an email from Steph asking that I keep Tallyman in the box?) "Come Mr. Tallyman, tally me banana"

• Reviewing the reviews on ADT 3/1/2001 7:15 PM
  
  quote:I know I opened myself up to being ousted from this board as a loud-mouth new member. I wouldn't worry about that, but we may make you watch Dirty Debutantes DVDs and review them until you've learned your lesson.(Frank, we need you to go into a little more detail. So watch it again until you get it right.) Besides, if I keep this up. Steph and Drew will be debating on whether banning Tallyman should be banning Endorphin. quote:But the problem with the internet is that everyone thinks their opinion is worth voicing, and without critical standards, the deluge of uninformed opinions overwhelm the worthy ones, and it becomes difficult to separate the wheat from the chaff. Since when do you need a degree to express an opinion? Voice rules...

• Reviewing the reviews on ADT 3/1/2001 6:19 PM
  
  (alter ego, Endorphin, just couldn't write this, but I could) Welcome Frank! It is good to see you give critiscm(always had problems spelling that word). Now may I offer a little bit of a different perspective. Wow! Someone slammed HD's reviews? Can't imagine what you think of mine. For starters I can already envision HD's response. "Thank you for the critique. Here is why... Please feel free to email me with more input.etc."(really a much longer paragraph than that). Here is what I would like to say.... I did my first review as a community service. I liked a DVD and thought others might like it as well. As a shopper I found that so many times there were no reviews available. And if there were any reviews there were not enough...