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• Is it me or my girlfriend (no orgasm from the bj) 7/4/2001 3:06 PM
  
  Well, I always get excited and stimulated and aroused by receiving BJs, but I never get anywhere near close to orgasm. I enjoy the sensation on my dick, but it just doesn't do it for me - it's a small part of a much larger sexual experience. I think it's all down to preference. If she seems concerned, just do the romantic sit-and-talk-with-the-bottle-of-wine suggestion. Explore what turns you both on and what you each can do. Don't worry about it too much yourself - that just gets in the way of two people (or more, I guess) enjoying themselves. Just my take.

• A different take on the SIZE question... 7/2/2001 9:07 PM
  
  Hmmmm....when limp, I am very very very very small. When erect, it's a good 6". That's just the way mine works, I guess. LOL Mine is not about lengthening...it thickens....inflates, if you will. LMAO And to quote a girlfriend from back in college: "Long and thin may get a guy in, but short and thick does the trick." LOL So, it was perfect for her. And that's what matters, I guess. *shrug*

• Two new GGG DVDs at erodvd.nl! 6/29/2001 6:35 AM
  
  I live in the US and was wondering if anyone else in the US has ordered from Erodvd.nl. I posted this in another thread and never heard anything, so maybe the answer is "no one". I have multiregion, multi-video format capability and am always looking for a good site to order foreign XXX from. If anyone in the US has ordered foreign DVDs from Erodvd.nl (or any other site) - let me know if you've any recommendations. Thanks

• Something Weird Video DVDs? 6/28/2001 6:18 AM
  
  quote: Something Weird Video has some great, rare classic porn films available in such series as Frank Henenlotter's Sexy Shocker Triple XXX Hardcore Horrors and Bucky Beaver's Dragon Art Theatre Triple XXX Double Features and they even have great collections of 70's Triple XXX Movie House Trailers (at least ten such volumes) but they are only available on VHS. Recently they've been putting some of there non-hardcore films onto DVD and I was wondering if anyone knows if they have plans to do this with any of their XXX stuff. If so, I'd really like to get my hands on them. Thanks for any info. I'm a big fan of Something Wierd's releases! But, I have no idea about whether or not they're thinking of releasing stuff like the "Buck...

• Traci Lords offer 6/27/2001 11:10 PM
  
  Has anyone in the US had any problems ordering from Erodvd.nl? I've never tried them before and need some feedback. I just looked over their website and was thinking of ordering one or two. I have multi-region and multi-video-format capablitity, so region-coding and PAL format isn't a concern. Any help/input is appreciated.

• PARODY movie... 6/27/2001 10:51 PM
  
  quote: Splatman The Flintbones Apocalypse Climax The Anus Family Shaving Ryan's Privates Anal Nation (parody of TV series Alien Nation) The Cockateer Snatched To The Future Twin Cheeks The Bitches of Westwood The Wonder Rears The Assford Wives Erectonophobia (Arachnophobia) Encino Woman Juranal Park Married... With Hormones Hot Gun If we're just talking about *any* parodies (whether on DVD or not) I'd also add: -The Beverly Thrillbillies (I rented it years ago and would love to find a copy...) -Dickman and Throbbin -Cyrano -(Super?) Hornio Brothers -the Sex Trek films (including Sex Trek: The Next Penetration) -The Sperminator -Pornocchio Edited by - SwashBuckler on Jun 27 2001

• PARODY movie... 6/27/2001 9:38 PM
  
  Oops - almost forgot one that I love. If you've ever seen the surreal 60s TV show "The Prisoner", there was a 1999 porn parody called "Prisoner of Sex" - and it's on DVD. The show it parodies is about a secret agent that resigns and is taken to a place called The Village (a place for similarly resigned spies), where they try to break his will. In the porn parody, a porn actor quits the porn industry and is taken to The Colony where porn "resignees" live and sex is the weapon of choice. If you ever saw "The Prisoner", this DVD will be a riot.

• PARODY movie... 6/27/2001 8:49 PM
  
  I've always been a fan of the films released by Tip Top - X Hamlet Adventure on the Orient Express Gangland Bangers (a porno Bonnie and Clyde) Juliet and Romeo Not all the DVDs they release are *parodies* per se (some like "Rudy" and "Amadeus Mozart" are more like parodies of historical people), but these are some I like. If only there was an "Edward Penishands: Special Edition" DVD! Edited by - SwashBuckler on Jun 27 2001