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• masturbation 7/29/2005 3:46 AM
  
  Well, I'm glad to say that soon I will be cranking out more masturbation sessions. My SO is on the path toward eternal bliss, with ideas afoot! Ah life, just when you think you know... [edited for clarity] Damn Dell D800 crap bucket laptops that post during moments of gaseous relief! Oh... that's ok, silver lining. Here comes my M-in-L! Edited by - supervenient on 7/29/2005 5:28:44 AM

• Hut 1, hut 2, hike 7/25/2005 10:42 PM
  
  During the construction process I somehow drilled a hole through my penis. Is that OK? It kinda of hurts, but I assume the pain will go away...right? Feeling nauseous, woozy...its getting dark....

• Are you a Thread Killer? 7/23/2005 5:33 PM
  
  Watch out for the Grizzly. You wouldn't like him when he's mad! PLAY DEAD NOW!

• Are you a Thread Killer? 7/23/2005 1:37 AM
  
  Yes, I am a thread killer [laughing with that ominous James Earl Jones deep laugh, combined with the antics of Jim Carrey]!

• masturbation 7/22/2005 10:59 AM
  
  This is something new for me. I asked her to sit on my face while cranking one out. It was HOT! Normally I want to stick it in if she's involved, but it was something different and very erotic! I recommend it.

• Have You Run A Marathon? 7/22/2005 10:12 AM
  
  Its on my list of things to do. Nestled between being gang raped by 25 strap-on ladened hotties and getting a nail driven through my hand.

• Quote of the moment 7/17/2005 2:21 AM
  
  "What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world." Robert E. Lee

• How do you ask? 7/13/2005 8:46 AM
  
  Don't wanna be in public, don't wanna get to know someone really well, just want to find a girl who wants to fuck me from time to time and nothing else... I suck at being a friend though I could have been good at it once. Vince, Point taken. I wish you all the best in your efforts.

• How do you ask? 7/9/2005 10:31 PM
  
  Vincent, Sometimes when we get in a funk, we tend to view the world as deceptive and cruel. This is all a part of the trials and tribulations that we have to experience to become less vulnerable and more skilled at attaining our desires. Woman are confusing...[please hate me not, oh great Amazon Queen!], however, what is the worst thing that can happen if you try to get to know someone you like? Look at the alternative of not trying; sitting at home, posting on ADT! Not that that's bad mind you, but interests of the heart always win out in my book. You can be happy, its completely up to you. Be good to yourself and walk down the street, find a girl, ask her out- just because. See what happens. If she says NO, Move ON! The next girl co...

• How do you ask? 7/9/2005 2:37 PM
  
  VincentVanGauge wrote: ....I'd be really good at eating pussy as long as the girl tells me what feels good and what not. My taste in music fucking rules, the same goes for movies. In my own world I'm a god. It's just that my own world doesn't matter to anyone else. Vincent, Use your qualities! You like movies, music, eating pussy- ask for pussy. You can spend your life on the couch not expecting much from a seemingly scarred heart, or you can bare the occasional "NO" from a woman that might very well say yes. You would be surprised at how many women are as shy and wish the same. You can only attain what it is you go after. I see a very intelligent man who is going through a rough period in his life. To give up on love and on ...

• Clone-a-Willy 7/9/2005 2:08 PM
  
  Please, let's be civil. Have you tried tar?

• Best sex toy for men? 7/7/2005 4:48 AM
  
  Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click, Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click,Click...... You know, Gia, that's really great and all, but my finger really fucking hurts! Edited by - lindi on 7/7/2005 12:41:13 PM

• friends with benefits 7/5/2005 9:38 AM
  
  Kataboom, That sounded like one fun ride.

• i like tall pornactress,anybody the same? 7/4/2005 12:09 AM
  
  I prefer a woman who is voluptuous, one who is able to perform at all levels of sexual play. Therefore, height is not a consideration. I am a lucky man!

• Strangers Having Sex 7/2/2005 4:07 AM
  
  The thought of it is an incredible turn on. The touching, the sounds, the penetration- WOW! Edited by - supervenient on 7/4/2005 12:27:42 AM

• Male Virginity... 7/2/2005 3:51 AM
  
  kataboom wrote: my first vagina still haunts me Sounds like one story that needs to be told. Edited by - supervenient on 7/3/2005 10:01:08 PM

• Poetry showdown 7/2/2005 3:42 AM
  
  Pussy, ass and ripe old shit man that girl is really lit she smiles when we fuck eats my ass in the truck and shifts gears while sucking my dick. Yeehaw!!!

• Post Break Up Sex Question.. 6/28/2005 8:47 AM
  
  pornopunk, It seems as though the two of you need to talk and decide what you both want out of life. If you determine that you are too different people who desire change, hey go out have fun. But, the idea of staying together given the past three years is tough and quite awkward. I feel as though you do have some bond with her that was not so obvious to you before. As you say, you "definitely missed her", but in what way? Sexually? Take the time you need to understand your feelings and talk to her. You might realize that you have the woman of your dreams... or not.

• Male Virginity... 6/28/2005 2:38 AM
  
  threesomebody wrote: I don't necessarily agree that it takes a pussy. I think an ass would also count. Otherwise, all gay men who have never been with a woman would be considered virgins, and I disagree with that. Well put. Sex is an act; the insertion of the penis into an ass (hole) has as much significance as does the vagina. Men and women alike are attracted to one another, so then is the question of male virginity being lost only sensual or sexual if it is the vagina? In my opinion I believe the correct answer for me is no, but to keep an open mind- we are all different and view the world uniquely. What works for one is not the same for all. BTW, I was 19 when I received vaginal sex- thus losing my virgin-ized status. Edited by ...

• Whats up with guys getting rim jobs? 6/27/2005 11:49 PM
  
  To all subscribers: If you don't like the value of an open minded sexual penetration via the likes of a well endowed, or not, hot (insert hair color here) with a well moistened red sponge, then this is not for you. SUBJECTIVISM! If, on the other tongue...uh, hand, you do like such gratifying joy, where such props help in enlisting the services of those whom were on the fence post, then hey- Win, Win! OBJECTAVISM! No criticism here.