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• Wanted::: 1/9/2003 8:58 AM
  
  Walter, Many thanks for the info. You have been a great help!! Yeah I recognise Pascal from a few old video's that I have. Chris Taylor??? hmmmm, I don't recognise any Pro footballer types on the vid. Thers one guy with long dark hair and a beard, who has an almost non-existent ass, and the ugliest of cocks that I have ever scene. Very weirdly shaped. Then theres this skinny white dude who looks a bit of a geek, he has quite a cock on him though which extends from a massive thatch of pubes. The last guy, looks as if he goes to the gym, he's in his 20's, has short hair, and an average sized porno cock. Does this ring any bells anyone??? Sbando, sounds like an excellent idea. Male ID's has become a major pain int he ass!! SQUID

• Wanted::: 1/8/2003 10:33 AM
  
  DD and Mike L, Cheers guys. Damn I just thought that there might be a site somewhere....hmmm nevermind. I thought I knew most of them, and then I have just got Debauchery 9 and 13 and both of these have guys in them who I haven't come across... Pascal St James, Roly Reves, Chris Taylor and Jean Michael.... Arrrggghhh this is doing my head in... SQUID

• External Cumshots 1/7/2003 10:18 AM
  
  Hahah, this just reminds me of a time when I was with one of my ex girlfriends about 6 years ago and we were on a small holiday in the South West of England. Anyway, we were staying in a hotel and we were at it like rabbits, then I decided to pull out for no reason at all at the moment of climax. Just as I started to ejaculate, my dick had just pulled out of her wotsit and stood to attention as my man juice flew through the air and spattered up her chest face and up the headboard of the bed. We were absolutely pissing ourselves with laughter. It was hilarious as it was so unexpected. SQUID

• How much Zinc is too much Zinc? 1/7/2003 10:09 AM
  
  PMike, Damn thats a shame. I was hoping for great things for you, and was anticipating you gushing forth more sperm than a sperm whale!!! Ah well, never mind eh??? SQUID

• Tricia gapes? 12/19/2002 6:11 AM
  
  cal444 wrote: I measure my gapes, coin style, from the tiny dime to the old time silver dollar. I've always wanted to slide a rolled dollar bill up there have the girl stand and drop out the correct change for the pop machine. Cal Somewhere thinking where'd my change go??? Hahahaha, your twisted!!! SQUID

• Is it possible??? 12/19/2002 5:56 AM
  
  tricia_devereaux wrote: To answer Squid's original ?, for a female, yes, it's entirely possible. Tricia, Yeah, I thought that too, but I would imagine that it would happen when I woman wasn't planning to go to the toilet and that it was an accident during a very intense orgasm. And aiden, I don't doubt your friend's story one bit. I have to admit that I don't either. I'm sure that this has happened to quite a few couples, but would rarely admit to it. SQUID

• Out of interest, just how tall is Gina Ryder? 12/18/2002 7:16 AM
  
  Rumplestilt Skin wrote: 5 feet 11. Hahah, well thats my idea completely thrown out of the window!! I thought that maybe you were short and because of that, you had an atraction to ladies who are vertically challenged. Excuse me while I just go and stick my head up my ass.... SQUID

• Out of interest, just how tall is Gina Ryder? 12/18/2002 6:59 AM
  
  Rump, are you short by any chance???? SQUID

• Porn stars with rubber pussies... 12/17/2002 6:52 AM
  
  Rump, How do you know that??? Have you met all the ladies mentioned??? and did they let you play with their "rubber pussies"? I sense trickery afoot here.............. SQUID

• How much Anal? - a suggestion for reviewers 12/16/2002 12:32 PM
  
  David J, As an ASS LORD, you can 90% gaurantee that the films that I review will contain anal, otherwise the chances are that I won't watch it, and to review something that doesn't contain anal, will probably never happen. I find it easier to review gonzo flicks anyway, and chances are that they will always contain anal. I think I will adopt this idea. Nice one David! AQ's are coming!! SQUID

• ASS Cream Pie 12/13/2002 10:53 AM
  
  Steph wrote: but slapstick is so appropriate for porn (get it, slap stick, ha ha.) hahah What we got here a freakin comedian!! (in my best Joe Pesci voice) seriously, i don't see why laughter takes away from sexual heat. sex can be jocular. Oh I agree to some extent. I don't know, maybe it's a guy thing. Hell what do I know, it's probably just me in mid stroke.... SQUID PS I Do NOT Masturbate!!!

• Questions for Julie Meadows 12/13/2002 9:26 AM
  
  DickF, Ask her if she would like to have sex with a SQUIDMONKEY??? SQUID

• is rocco sex trainer 7 the same as animal trainer 12/13/2002 9:22 AM
  
  Whitestar, Cheers for the link mate!! Damn useful!! SQUID

• ASS Cream Pie 12/13/2002 9:21 AM
  
  Steph wrote: porn has to have a sense of humor. and pies are just plain fun. Do you think so??? I wouldn't say that all porn has to have a sense of humour, otherwise, it would kill off an erotocism or sexual heat if there is any there. Though I would agree that there are definately some films which require a sense of humour ofr it to succeed. As for pies, I have to say that I don't find them remotely amusing. Maybe it's just my twisted English humour. Never really been a fan of slapstick comedy SQUID

• Does anybody else hate Steve Holmes for this. 12/13/2002 7:30 AM
  
  Martymaster, Hahah I think your being a bit harsh, as he's obviously enjoying himself!! If I was him, I think I would be making more noises than the lassie!! It can't be that bad can it??? SQUID

• is rocco sex trainer 7 the same as animal trainer 12/13/2002 7:24 AM
  
  David-J wrote: Oddly enough, the BBFC seldom censor the sexual content itself, except they may cut things like strangulation or aggressive deeep throating which are potentially dangerous to imitate. Thanks for the Info David!! I have seen a R18 version of Down the Hatch #4 and this had Claudia Adkin sucking cock like there was no tommorow. She was gagging and coughing on the guys cock and she had tears in her eyes. They are obviously not as strict as we fear, or so it appears judjing by this film. SQUID

• ASS Cream Pie 12/13/2002 7:18 AM
  
  cal444 wrote: Come on ya-all a pie in the face is classic. The Three Stooges, Milton Birle and Lucy ya can't fight a record like that. Cal444 Somewhere anal sniffing Cal, respect to the anal sniffing, but the cream pie fighting is on the verge if being retarded. I mean, do you think anyone would actually get off on this (though I'm sure theres the twisted few). At the end of the day, it's a porn film, not a slapstick comedy..... Just my thoughts on the matter anyway SQUID

• What happens when u fuck a girl in the ass and she (topic moved) 12/11/2002 5:43 AM
  
  babexx, hahaaha,, I think you'll find this thread will get moved to a different forum but never mind, I'll answer it anyway. If it's in your personal life, I would imagine that you would just laugh at both situations, as to make the woman feel at ease. The worst thing you can do, is to say "urrggghhh I have your shit on my dick". That would make her feel disgusted with herself, which of course is not right. As for the industry, I'm not sure, I would imagine that they would get them both to clean up and then carry on?? SQUID

• Xavier Hollander 12/11/2002 5:19 AM
  
  Hahah we shouldn't laugh!! I have been with quite a few ladies who have always said that their previous boyfriends always did that! Unfortunately i think it's fairly common place for guys to grab hold of their ladies heads and force them "down there". Lindi, Yeah I got the e-card. Never had one of those before!! I loved it!! SQUID

• Xavier Hollander 12/10/2002 11:14 AM
  
  Lindi, Hahah I was hoping that someone on here must have across one of these books in their time, and I was kinda hoping that you would be one of them!! It was funny, I had never heard of her before, until my mum and I were moving around some old books from the loft, and this was one of them. So instead of throwing it out, I thought I would read it. I haven't got very far, but has been an enlightening read all the same! So, she is still knocking around, and with a website no less!! (cheers for the link) hahah I might pay her a visit if I do venture to Amsterdam again, and of course I would pass on my best wishes from the ADT crew. Hahah and no, this has no connection with the older woman thing at all!! I think she's a tad too old for m...