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• AVN's Porn No Nos 12/6/1999 11:41 PM
  
  Yes! Excellent link! I'm happy to see that AVN concurs with me on several points such as that whole spitting/drooling thing. What's up with that? Sure, lube is nice- but isn't AstroGlide or the brand of choice better? Get the economy size with handy pump dispenser and you're good to go. And the cum bubbles... I don't even have the words to describe the emotions that I feel when I see a girl blowing bubbles. Definitely not a turn on though! I was certainly surprised by a few- and enjoyed them all! Hitler mustaches! *laugh*

• Problem: You like porn, your SO doesn't... 11/23/1999 2:32 PM
  
  Ah yes, I can see it all now... Observe this man remove his member from the woman's posterior and stick it in her mouth. Mmmm mmmm good? I think not! Course there was that one move that Kobe Tai did in "Lotus" where the fellow flipped her upside down while standing that could either revolutionize some people's sex lives... or cause a few concussions and hernias! I guess that would be Extreme Sex 101... hehehe!

• Problem: You like porn, your SO doesn't... 11/23/1999 11:30 AM
  
  That whole jealousy factor was what kept me from watching porn in the past. Here's my SO with a raging hard on, watching other naked women. It made me feel pretty inadequate. I just knew he wanted to have sex with all those other women! But I got over it, and actually found that watching the movies is quite to my advantage. We're more experimental now and we're both learning new techniques. It's educational for crying out loud! Who'd thunk it! I would definitely talk to her about it, like Steph said. And certainly reassure her that you only want her, not the other women. Couples films would be best, at first. I had to ease into things before watching the hard hard core stuff. Steph- shoot some cum on her face! Hahaha! Good one!

• Vivid Wave Titles $11.50! 11/22/1999 8:48 PM
  
  Thanks for the heads up, Steph! Now I've ventured from the world of renting pornographic movies to buying them. Hopefully Immortal something or other is a decent flick!

• Facials anyone? 11/22/1999 6:51 PM
  
  Good one, Darkmage! We could even do "Comin' At Ya!"... in 3D! Imagine the possibilities!

• Facials anyone? 11/22/1999 12:27 PM
  
  Boy, just give me a camera and a few able bodies... a flick that ends with the money shot to the camera! We could be rich! Now, just to come up with the catchy title... I personally have nothing against the body shots- at least the girl's don't flinch for those. Although I find the flinches amusing. You know they're thinking- not the eye! Please, for the love of God! Hahaha! BTW, I loved the blowjob thread!

• Facials anyone? 11/22/1999 11:18 AM
  
  I am pretty much a porno newbie, becoming a convert since we got the DVD player. Hey, I had to check out the multiple angles- and look what happened! I've got a porno habit! Anyhow, I was curious as to whether or not men (or women) truly enjoy facials... you know, gumming the intrepid girl's eyes shut. That ever elusive up the nose shot. Jay claims he doesn't enjoy it, but he may just be trying to stay on my good side for all I know! Now, don't be thinking I turn away and shield my eyes in horror during these scenes. I'm too busy making wisecracks. I do realize that the money shot is an integral part of the flicks, thus a necessary evil. I'm waiting on pins and needles for your opinions!

• fake vs. real 11/21/1999 12:00 PM
  
  Definitely real! I can't stand watching a porn and noticing those lovely ripples in women's fake breasts... or the scars. Or the dreaded botched boob job with the wall-eyed syndrome. I think I saw that on HBO and just cringed when I saw it! No thanks, I'll stick to real!