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• I Love It Rough 4/15/2003 12:27 PM
  
  Are we allowed more than one guess?

• Exothermic vs Endothermic Orgasms 3/23/2003 10:58 AM
  
  I don't know about 'exothermic' and 'endothermic' orgasms. It seems to me that the difference in whether I jump up and get busy, or nod off, depends on what I was doing before he got off, and whether I get up right away. After I get off, he likes to cum in my pussy, probably with him on top. Then he might rest on me for a minute or two, and I get snoozy. But after I cum, I like to get him off with my mouth; it's not only clean - gulp - but I feel way more active and can bounce right up. He's the one that seems wasted if I do.

• JennaJ, Tricia, and Amee were in the chat room 2/27/2003 1:02 PM
  
  Edited by - spanx on 2/27/2003 1:03:12 PM

• Lover's Chastity Set 2/26/2003 10:35 PM
  
  Different set, same concept. <link> Edited by - spanx on 2/26/2003 10:45:11 PM

• Joy Of Sex - Fully Revised 2/26/2003 8:20 PM
  
  Did you think we would forget about your <link>

• Channeling your inner Brandon Iron . 11/26/2002 12:30 PM
  
  Okay, I'm with that, you little hottie. But you got me thinking, and now I keep a cocktail gherkin fork on the nightstand.

• Channeling your inner Brandon Iron . 11/25/2002 12:26 PM
  
  Yeah, dude, this is real life. Unlike Lorena Bobbitt, some of us know how to use a garbage disposal.

• Nasty and Nice Blowjob Stories 11/11/2002 2:59 AM
  
  Here's something nicer. A centuries old Japanese text about a prostitute training a novice in the arts of oral love: Remember little one, we are more like the things of the sea but a man is different. You know the old story of the drawing of a mushroom? &quot;The more I rubbed it, the bigger it became. Well then, it wasn't a mushroom was it?&quot; The scent of a man is like a mushroom, be prepared for that. If he is soft, take him in your mouth and suck as a calf sucks its mother. Search below with the tips of your fingers, chase the plums in their sack. Only when he is hard and angry, the skin taut like a bow string and the purple head straining like a fish out of water, can you begin. Slowly, as if it is a delicious thing to you, take ...

• Nasty and Nice Blowjob Stories 11/9/2002 8:35 PM
  
  First, the nasty one - in the form of limericks: Sloppy, Gagging, Spit-bubble Blowjob The girl is just gagging on it. Mascara runs - that's where I'd quit. A pasted on smile, And she lies all the while - &quot;Mmmmmm, it tastes good,&quot; spit-spit-spit. My husband says he can't watch this. I laugh at how stupid she is. That slimy, sick dude Gets off being rude. It's all for the money - just biz. I don't service men when I suck. Those are my *teeth* 'round his cock. Take him up, bring him down - It's my call when he'll cum And we'll both enjoy this, pre-fuck. ------------------------------------------------------------ Edited by - spanx on Nov 14 2002

• Porn titles should be chosen with more respect 11/6/2002 12:55 PM
  
  SB, I also thought that 'Nice Ladies that Enjoy Intercourse' had it's own pervy and funny appeal. I can only imagine the box cover. Might be a must-have for my collection. Edited by - spanx on 11/6/2002 12:57:56 PM

• Limericks 11/6/2002 11:51 AM
  
  Oops, I forgot to rhyme something with Nantucket. But I did remember to use rather loose rhyming. ------------------------------------------------------------ Edited by - spanx on 11/8/2002 12:50:12 AM Edited by - spanx on 11/8/2002 4:43:50 PM

• Limericks 11/3/2002 11:18 AM
  
  Hi, Evil_Rip, I see you've been nosing around these parts. ------------------------------------------------------------ Edited by - spanx on 11/8/2002 12:51:11 AM Edited by - spanx on 11/8/2002 8:38:18 AM

• Limericks 10/29/2002 10:53 AM
  
  Sweet Fifteen The first time I went out with Dan, Double dated with Lisa and Stan. We got beer and back seat, My first kiss was neat, Then - ouch, my clit hurts, watch your hand! The next time I ran into Dan He'd been in class, talking to Stan. &quot;Lisa reached in Stan's pants, Why can't you do that - And Stan's Dad said the car smelled real bad.&quot; ------------------------------------------------------------ Edited by - spanx on Nov 8 2002 Edited by - spanx on Nov 8 2002

• Story: The Faded Empire 10/25/2002 6:13 AM
  
  ...And then I woke up. Clever and funny. Lots of typos. Use two hands.

• Tickled 10/23/2002 6:51 PM
  
  After he lapped my pussy, I placed velcro cuffs on his wrists, and snapped their buckles to the tethers which ran under the mattress. His arms were spread across the bed, with his ankles free. He had requested tickling, and I started by running my fingernails across the bottom of one foot, and then the other. Light and pleasant; just a mild squint came to his face. Softly, I ran my fingertips up his legs and inner thighs, lingering, and massaged across the thighs to the hips and back, over and over again, kissing his inner thighs. My hands moved up, and played across his stomach. Impulsively, I picked up a bottle of hand lotion from the nightstand, and quickly pounded a creamy load of it onto his stomach. &quot;Now see what you did,&quo...