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• things you accidentally dropped in the toilet 11/2/2018 8:23:19 PM
  
  My last roll of toilet paper. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Trying to ID her for a long time. Anyone help? 6/3/2017 2:56:15 PM
  
  That looks like Davia Ardel before her front end alignment. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Does God/Jesus care if you watch porn? 3/6/2016 12:55:13 PM
  
  I have watched porn with Jesus before. He brought the chips, salsa, and Corona. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• can you play a musical instrument? 9/21/2014 8:45:02 AM
  
  ^ That's funny as hell! After comparative analysis based upon the size of some of Leya's co-stars I should probably be honest and say that I carry a skin piccolo at all times. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out! Edited by - smurftrapper on 9/21/2014 8:46:07 AM

• can you play a musical instrument? 9/20/2014 10:23:52 PM
  
  ^^ Leya, I happen to have one of those with me at all times! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Michael Jackson Dies At 50 10/3/2013 11:14:38 AM
  
  I saw this topic bumped up, and my first thought was; "Oh Shit! Not Again! Didn't he get it right the first time?" It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Best Title Of All Time 9/15/2013 1:46:39 PM
  
  I am going to start filming an anal series. Deviated Rectums. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Dearest DeArmond.. 8/2/2013 9:49:19 PM
  
  ^^ So I read this 12 times, under the influence of a great deal of tequila. The first time, I thought to myself "Jesus Christ! As if STD's aren't enough to worry about, now they have to worry about mold! Unable to perform until January! Holy Shit!" I finally get it now, and have come to the realization that I need to slow down on the tequila! Dana, you're beautiful! I am truly relieved that you do not have mold in your hole! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• can I still do porn if I have hep c? 7/26/2013 12:34:50 AM
  
  I am normally pretty mellow, mind my own business, and try be pleasant to everyone here. I am going to attempt to do so now as well. Shogun_rules_, You need to forget your aspirations in porn. Do not try to justify, or rationalize your desire to perform if you truly do have Hepatitis C. You need to get a job in a machine shop, or on a paving crew, or any place of employment other than the sex industry, food service industry, or health care fields. Go get healthy physically, and mentally. This ain't fun, and games.

• Sexy heels or beautiful feet? 7/23/2013 9:13:48 PM
  
  I am an ankles up kind of guy. Feet disgust me. Of course looking at mine, you might understand why. However, my calves look great when I wear heels! Fuck Yeah! Self High Five! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Bibi Jones Official Thread. 7/23/2013 9:10:43 PM
  
  God Damn! This must have been a really bad full moon, and start of the Dog Days for everyone! Bibi Jones is beautiful, simple as that. I wish her all the best in whatever she chooses to do. I hope the rest of you have a very nice week! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Blossom is back!! 7/11/2013 10:25:40 AM
  
  Hell Yeah! I like driving curves! Spectacular as always Blossom! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Aletta Ocean Now You Know 6/22/2013 11:43:27 AM
  
  ^ There's nothing wrong with you! She's got IT! In the words of a African Ant Eater. "Aardvark Her!" It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• What porn stars do you miss most and why? 6/21/2013 11:41:49 PM
  
  ^ I agree! Erica Boyer was something else. She had an attitude that was impossible to resist, at least for me. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• What porn stars do you miss most and why? 6/21/2013 10:28:27 PM
  
  Well, I just turned on the way back machine, and slowly traveled through time back to the present. Abigail Clayton Annette Haven Constance Money Marilyn Chambers Desiree Cousteau Shana Evans Erica Boyer Shane Alicia Monet Jeanna Fine Juli Ashton Angel Long Ashley Long Sunset Thomas Keri Sable Azlea Antistia Krysti Myst Kim Chambers Debi Diamond and bunches of others. I gotta wait for the swelling to go down. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Kurt Lockwood back shooting porn? 6/21/2013 10:15:43 PM
  
  ^ He is the Queen of the Reverse Cowgirl! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Veronica Avluv 6/20/2013 1:28:26 AM
  
  There are very few women that I find as irresistibly alluring as Veronica Avluv. I say this about few women, but there are women who turn heads, and women who snap necks. Veronica Avluv snaps necks! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• Blossom is back!! 6/20/2013 12:01:06 AM
  
  It's the new safety laws for nipples that were put in place in late 2012. The headlights must always be on! I Like It! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• New 18 year old Megan Salinas 5/22/2013 7:57:31 PM
  
  ^ To answer your second question. The economic forecast for carpetmunching for the last 3 quarters of 2013 is very dismal according to the Federal Reserve. It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!

• If I were Dictator of Sports 5/10/2013 6:11:20 PM
  
  Formula One Tracks need to be widened to allow passing! All it is now is, Get Pole, stay in the lead, manage your fuel, and tires to stay in the lead, and that sucks! It's all fun and games until someone gets an ear poked out!