slartybartfast

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Date Joined: March 2009
Location: the great white north
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boob jobs gone good. 12/1/2010 9:56:13 PM
Dingoman wrote: slartybartfast wrote: WOW! They are pictures from Arianny's playboy shoot, here's a <link> for the rest of them, and a <link> . Thanks mate, appreciate those links! Edited by - slartybartfast on 12/1/2010 9:57:33 PM

Deep throat skills 11/18/2010 11:15:54 AM
ninja1 wrote: My favorite "style" is clean and smooth and professional-looking, like a sword swallower. Gagging doesn't even count as deep throat, IMO. Yea, this is the way I like it too, there is a scene with Tanner Mayes in one of the Throated series (I think) where she swallows a big cock. Now the swallowing is impressive enough but when it finally starts to come out it seems to take forever, like charming a big snake out of a small basket. I swear the head of that cock had to have stomach acid burns on it. Incredible. Im going to have to check out these other scenes/girls you folks are recommending.

What are the things you dislike about porn? 11/11/2010 9:31:55 PM
Ha ha, you must have been pretty close already.... [if i could find the original post you quoted, i would delete it too. no need to recycle insults.] Edited by - savoy on 11/12/2010 4:27:26 AM

Pornstars that look a like... doing each other! 11/2/2010 9:54:15 PM
Bree Olson and Ashlynn Brooke

boob jobs gone good. 10/13/2010 9:55:13 PM
torris wrote: slartybartfast wrote: Shawna Lenee <image> <image> Perfect I disagreee 100%. One of the worst, unnatural looking boobjobs out there. Totally out of proportion to her frame. Unless you go for the lumpy and bulbous strip club look, this is the sort of the boob job that should NOT be encouraged as anything remotely "perfect" Yea, they are terrible....dont know why my eyes dont just burn up when I look at those abominations, absolutely hideous... <image>

boob jobs gone good. 10/9/2010 9:21:19 AM
bissy wrote: ^ she's amazingly cute , sexy and beautiful...all at the same time...thanks for the lovely pics Hey no problem, its not much of a chore looking for the right pics of a beautiful woman, and she is all you say she is <image>

boob jobs gone good. 10/9/2010 9:19:44 AM
delete Edited by - slartybartfast on 10/9/2010 9:22:47 AM

boob jobs gone good. 6/8/2010 9:45:35 PM
Tori Lane, been in lust with her since I first saw them in Grand Theft Anal 9, back in 2006. Damn near perfect if you ask me.

Agents/Agencies should really tell their girls... 2/8/2010 5:42:26 PM
Not a fan of ink at all. If I see a hot new girl and she has tats when the clothes come off, I move on. I have also dropped favs because they've got tats. Edited by - slartybartfast on 2/8/2010 5:43:36 PM

are porn stars approachable? 1/29/2010 9:16:20 PM
[/quote] That's the difference between meeting a hollywood star and a porn star. Even if you really like an actress because she's hot, the actress can at least assume that you like her because of her acting skills or other accomplishments. Meeting a porn star however and gushing about what a fan you are essentially means "I've beat my nuts until they hurt while looking at every angle of your naked body." Socially awkward at best. [/quote] I'd look her right in the eye and tell her.......that her acting skills were outstanding.

Hushhush DVD unlock code? 1/19/2010 3:12:10 PM
jrsl76 wrote: That is ridiculous. I shouldn't have to give you my personal info to watch all the content on a dvd I bought. Fuck that. No shit, whats up with that....

Women Who Love Porn 1/17/2010 9:09:28 PM
[/quote] I love them both [/quote] I for sure love Reeds work except for the part where I forced myself to listen to all of Metal Machine Music in one sitting....and I like some scenes that include Micheal Stefano, lol

Women Who Love Porn 1/16/2010 2:48:34 PM
Blossom wrote: Do guys find it hot to know a girl is watching porn, or even likes to watch it? I am guilty then for watching porn as a girl. In short....yes.

Women Who Love Porn 1/15/2010 6:37:51 PM
ilovemichaelstefano wrote: Don't particularly love porn, just love Michael Stefano. Is that a young Lou Reed in your avatar? I'm surprised it isnt........Micheal Stefano.

Longest cock in the ass? 1/10/2010 9:15:23 PM
Try Lexington Loves Huge White Tits by Mercenary Pictures. Belladonna and Avy Scott in the first scene, Belladonna takes him all the way down her throat and balls deep in her ass.

How do I get involved in the industry 12/8/2009 11:21:24 AM
killbillvol69 wrote: I think it's generally accepted that for males, with rare exceptions, there are two ways you can get into porn. 1. start in gay porn, get noticed for your big cock, ability to get hard and stay hard at any moment, and ability to cum (a big load) on command, and then make the transition to the straight porn market. 2. bring a super-hot girlfriend to the biz who will only work with you; then after a while when you get noticed for your big cock, ability to get hard and stay hard at any moment, and ability to cum (a big load) on command, you start getting work fucking other girls. There seems to be plenty of guys already in porn that cant do that.....

Amy Reid - Best body ever? 9/11/2009 9:30 PM
Amy Reid is about as close to perfect as you can get.

Which porn star would you most like to fuck? 7/3/2009 9:39:45 PM
Right now, Tory Lane, and thats the beauty of this business, you never know when a new favourite will emerge.

If your girlfriend/wife did porn? 6/27/2009 9:25 AM
NewRomancer wrote: For what it's worth, in my experience, a person that will lie to you once, will lie to you over and over and over. Aint that the truth. Move on bud, It, or something like it will just happen again.