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• What's in your toybox? 11/10/2004 10:23 AM
  
  cock ring - rubber (goes over cock and balls) cock ring - metal (just goes over balls) pussy pump cock pump nipple pumps large latex dildo black inflatable dildo - very cool - gets used vaginally and anally silver balls - large pussy clip nipple rings (non piercing variety) nipple chain (non piercing too) it all gets used from time to time. the pussy pump is a problem though. it is not very flexible and it is hard to get a seal for suction!

• champagne bottle insertion again ;) 11/10/2004 10:11 AM
  
  scott may know which film this is, but i have an old vhs from maximum peversum which has, amongst other things, a very litte woman having a champagne bottle vigorously shaken whilst in her vagina and ass. The guy doing it is an older man called, i think, Dr Faust or some such. The result of the shaking is a big fountain of foam. all very extreme! the other thought from this thread is the film with helen chevalier where she takes a full size wine bottle in the ass, big end first! you have to be impressed by that!!

• Any News About Melissa Lauren? 6/16/2004 6:10 AM
  
  Melissa I just wanted to say that I subscribed to the John B Root website to see some of your work with him and you are hot, hot, hot ,hot ( and tres mechant!) Keep up the good work and thanks for talking with us. Paul

• fashionistas 10/15/2003 6:00 AM
  
  Does anyone know if the Pal version released by Shiva is different from the NTSC version? I know that some of the extras are missing as it is only on two discs, but is it a Euro version, containing additional material? Thanks Paul

• Movies with pussy pumps 9/1/2003 12:40 PM
  
  I've seen a couple on Spice Platinum satellite channel. They were from XXL and called Monster Fotzen (translates as Monster Cunts). One had mainly fisting whilst the other was fairly vanilla sex. I must admit to finding it very erotic. I would be interested to know if it is a safe practice. Paul

• English'ladies' in RLD Films 6/6/2003 12:41 PM
  
  Sir Noel Plum wrote: Good examples those RW. You could wait a thousand years before you'd find a successful black country/brummie girl in porn! Have you watched Babestation on the Game Network on Sky? On between 11 & 1 everynight. There are some great accents on there - definitely nothing posh!! Paul Yes, I know that its sad, but I have to watch something whilst the promos are on Don't Panic TV and Sex View Plus!!

• English'ladies' in RLD Films 6/6/2003 11:21 AM
  
  Sir Noel Plum wrote: reading&watching wrote: Presumably french men think that a female english accent is sexy in the same way as we thing a french accent is? What, even Brummie accents?? In the famous words of Barry, from Auf Weidersehen Pet "you and me Moxy, we're two very attractive guys"! .....perhaps you're right. Paul

• English'ladies' in RLD Films 6/6/2003 11:19 AM
  
  aybesea wrote: At the risk of straying a wee bit off topic... what in the world are Mancunian and Brummie? I know I'm demonstrating my American ignorance here. Is it possible that someone could give me a crash course (using porn starlets as examples) of which Brit chicks are displaying which accents? I would think this could be fun and educational! Mancunian = from Manchester and Brummie = from Birmingham (not the one in alabama!) I don't know of any porn examples, but thinking of people you will/might know, Ossie Osbourne = Brummie (It is actually probably Wolverhampton, but that's close enough) The Gallagher Brothers aka Oasis = Mancunian Paul

• Why do so many woman shave in porn ? 6/6/2003 11:13 AM
  
  Hardware wrote: reading&watching wrote: There does seem to be a majority on the boards who are looking only for beautiful women in their choice of porn. And yet, beauty is in the eye of the beholder - there are any number of women I consider beautiful that aren't that popular here, and I'd bet that's true for many posters. Agreed. I wasn't being critical or judgemental here. It had just struck me how many posts I'd read where posters had expressed their preference for beautiful young women in their porn. I thought I would say a word on behalf of those who don't mind a bit of a "deviation" from that!

• English'ladies' in RLD Films 6/6/2003 8:11 AM
  
  Isn't it also an accent thing? If I hear US girl talking dirty it sound a lot less silly than if I hear a brit with a hammy cockney or mancunian accent. Presumably french men think that a female english accent is sexy in the same way as we thing a french accent is? Edited by - reading&watching on 6/6/2003 8:11:18 AM Edited by - reading&watching on 6/6/2003 8:12:32 AM

• Why do so many woman shave in porn ? 6/6/2003 8:02 AM
  
  I haven't posted much, but do read the boards regularly. I must say that I mostly agree with fred. There does seem to be a majority on the boards who are looking only for beautiful women in their choice of porn. Personally, whilst I can appreciate this beauty, I much prefer a bit of imperfection in my viewing. It doesn't matter what they look like, within reason, but rather how sexual they are. If they are really in to it then saggy breasts or less than toned body only add to it for me! Some sexy clothing helps a lot as well. Having said that, nothing does it more for me than shaved - completely*, especially on more mature women (40's/50's). Paul *Head included - thinking of the Belladonna thread! Edited by - reading&watching on 6/6/20...

• Who understand Czech? 11/20/2002 12:23 PM
  
  I have a Czech aupair. I'm not sure how she would feel about translating the site for me though. I can't help feeling that it would be trouble either way Edited by - reading&watching on 11/20/2002 12:23:32 PM

• Max Hardcore Verdict: Hung Jury! 10/21/2002 8:01 AM
  
  BIGmike wrote: But the stuff that I've seen of his, and yes I have seen his stuff, was so abusive that those were the first and only Adult, XXX, DVDs that I ever demanded my money back on. Boy, have you led a sheltered life

• Chicolina 9/30/2002 9:10 AM
  
  Planet Sex wrote: Ive seen ALL her movies (they were all released in Brazil, some under multiple titles) and Ive never seen her eating shit, fake or real. I have got an old vhs tape in which she appears to shit on some old blokes chest out in a field somewhere. I haven't watched it for ages, but I seem to recollect that the film starts off with some kind of fantasy sequence and also involves a banana. Cheers Paul

• British Films 9/26/2002 12:45 PM
  
  Rumplestilt Skin wrote: .....on Eurotica. Eurotica! I'd forgotten about that! That was back in the days of my motorised dish! aaaah. Paul

• British Films 9/26/2002 12:00 PM
  
  Back on topic, no-one has mentioned Kelly Stafford, of Rocco Meats Kelly fame (And others). She may not be posh, but she is definitely English and boy does she do anal . Paul Edited by - reading&watching on 9/26/2002 12:00:34 PM

• British Films 9/26/2002 11:54 AM
  
  Squid, Sorry not to reply to your earlier post - bloody work keeps getting in the way - but it seems that Rump has given you some guidance. My comments on satellite porn: I have a dish pointed at Astra/Hotbird with a dual lnb into a Humax IRC5400 receiver. Therefore I can, at least theoretically, receive the following Stand alone porn channels: Sex View Sex View + Ultra Blue Spice Platinum SCT No Zap XXL (part of ABSat french digital package) And the following which are part of digital packages in european countries (similar to Sky Digital in the UK) Canal + France Kiosk PPV (approx 6 channels) Canal + CineCinema Canal + Spain Taquilla X Taquilla XX Canal + Canal + Netherlands X-Zone Canal + Telepiu (Italy) Palco - Hotclub PPV...

• British Films 9/18/2002 11:40 AM
  
  Rumplestilt Skin wrote: Reading&watching, I respect your opinion - I hope you respect mine. That depends. Do you really look like your picture?

• British Films 9/18/2002 8:52 AM
  
  Rumplestilt Skin wrote: @reading&watching What I said can't upset people, because it's my opinion. What I like people might find crap. Umm. Not sure I'd agree with that. It's usually opinions that upset people the most. Particularly, if expressed in derogatory terms. Other crappy British gonzo man is Lee Nover. Must be 68 if he is a day. Regards, Rump. On the other hand, he really is dire!! Paul

• British Films 9/18/2002 5:29 AM
  
  Rumplestilt Skin wrote: I can't stand British porn. It's crap. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... In the spirit of not upsetting people I would prefer to say that it is not to my taste! But I do tend to agree. Ben Dover is quite good, but Union Jaxx and Neil Down really don't work for me. (Both screen on Spice Platinum in the UK) I'm not too keen on the mainstream US stuff either (ducks!). I don't like things to be too perfect. In the real world girls do have imperfections, but that is all part of the attraction. FWIW, I like French porn. The girls are sexy and natural and the sex is hot! SQUIDMONKEY - Do you have access to the european satellite porn channels? There is a lot of stuff out there now worth watching. Cheers Paul