PrimalUrges

Date Joined: October 2008
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It's hard to measure my penis 12/9/2008 11:59:58 AM
Cut it off, and stretch it out with a taffy machine, then lay it down on a football field and measure to the nearest yard.

Sometimes when I jerk off... 12/9/2008 11:58:04 AM
Nope, now I'm going to start jerking off to thoughts of your relatives too. :P

Female porn star with hard abs 12/9/2008 11:54:20 AM
I'm definitely more into the good abs than the flab abs. By good abs, I mean the toned ones that you get from actually doing something with them. I also dig those lines you see between the abs and the legs. That 'Super Hard Abs' link is a great example. AJ has a good picture of those lines right above her clover tats.

The wave of GovPalin lookalike porn on the horizon 10/29/2008 1:23:43 AM
OH MY GOD ROFLMAO!!!! That whole missing/broken teeth thing is funny as hell. Bet this thing sells like 'flapjacks' in Canada :)

Goth/Industrial chick porn 10/28/2008 10:36:18 AM
If you remove the goth persona she's also very attractive. I'm sorry, I don't understand this sentence. :P

Goth/Industrial chick porn 10/23/2008 4:04:58 PM
Yeah, tattoos that look like they've been done with an ink pen are a real turn OFF. Thanks for the info ;) *wanders off to check out site*

Sweeney Todd Porn Parody? 10/22/2008 4:08:42 PM
While I'll give you that porn parodies are not original, let's face it, this whole industry is in that boat. You have 500 different companies all making the same movie over and over again. Person A meets Person B - they fuck Roll credits. Sure, there are variations: X amount of People A meet X amount of People B - they fuck - roll credits. But seriously, everyone is making the same movie. IF they were making TRULY original films, they wouldn't be porn. Even with sex scens, they'd still just be "Erotic (insert genre)" Like "Erotic Thrillers" or "Random DVD with 18 new minutes that were too HOT to show in theaters." I don't mean any offense to all you directors out there, but let's face it, 99% of everything in...

Sweeney Todd Porn Parody? 10/21/2008 3:31:41 PM
Does this exist? If not, it should. Instead of Sweeny Todd killing everyone, and blood flying all over the place, he could cover them in jizz. Of course, that being the case, we'd have more of a parody of 'the Fly' since that shit would harden pretty quickly, and his victims would be stuck to the walls. Ok, maybe not such a good idea!

Goth/Industrial chick porn 10/21/2008 3:27:43 PM
Alright so the prevailing thought in the porn industry seems to be that all chicks need to have long hair (usually blonde) and be totally "girl next door" in every way (what a big disappointment of a movie by the way - ALL of them :P ) Anyway, in my actual life, I prefer a way more aggressive, and very alternative looking girl. Like someone out of the Matrix, or who you could easily see in a low budget vampire movie. Pierced, tattooed, dyed hair, and who the average guy would be afraid of. (granted, the average guy is terrified to even talk to a woman, but that's the topic of another thread.) In porn, I tend toward the Belladonna/ Deadly nightshade end of the spectrum. As awesome as they are, I'm always searching for variety. Any...

Doesn't that hurt? 10/21/2008 3:08:54 PM
On the flip side, I also can't stand girls who think I'm some sort of bronco ride at the fair. Seriously - calm the fuck down. You do that shit too much it HURTS. WAYYYY more than when I'm doing it, for the simple reason that I'm mindful of my testicles. Most often I've found that if you're doing it right, and you're with someone with whom you share a mutual attraction, a good variation is the key both to satisfaction and to not having 'next day soreness.' Sure, you can have some "git 'er done" moments where you go as fast as you can, but most girls I've been with prefer slow long strokes for getting off. Like the D says: "Fellas listen closley You don't always have to fuck her hard Infact sometimes thats not right to do Som...

what's safer-pussy or ass? 10/21/2008 2:57:42 PM
Why use condom? -> CHILDREN prevention. That's my personal main reason. I love children, I just prefer that when they start screaming at 3 in the morning, they be at someone elses house and not belong to me.

Fake sperm 10/21/2008 2:52:59 PM
FAKE Sperm? Really? How do they launch that shit? What's it made of? How shitty would it be to leave work and find your car covered in it?

The wave of GovPalin lookalike porn on the horizon 10/21/2008 2:50 PM
Why not just wait until after the elections - the REAL Palin will be basically out of work. I mean sure, there's that whole "Alaska Governor" thing, but really, how much can that pay?

How Big are the Big Dicks? 10/21/2008 2:35:45 PM
What I really want to know is how big do you have to be before all the blood that carries nutrients to your brain has to be called in to help you get hard.

HushHush Entertainment crosses the line 10/21/2008 2:25:44 PM
There's definitely a point where I ask myself "Is the existence of this thread at fault as well?" I dunno, there are a few things to consider here: 1. They probably chose that name KNOWING that it would give them publicity - which they now have. 2. It's probably a shitty movie no matter what you call it. "Does a pile of shit by any other name smell less foul?" 3. We're (stateside) about to elect a black president - something that just about everyone else has already done. I think that while this racial prejudice DOES still exist in many parts of the world and particularly the US (some would surprise you I'm sure) MOST of humanity has not only moved past it, we consider the very thought of racial - or any other prejudice ...

Funniest porn title? 10/16/2008 5:55:27 PM
brown eye for the straight guy is pretty funny

a2m question for the ladies 10/13/2008 11:13:11 PM
I imagine that on the set of a porn, things are WAYYYY cleaner than your typical friday night romp. (not you personally NTD65, I'm talking about the average person on the street.) Anyway, the first thing to do would be to make sure that EVERYTHING is absolutely cleaned out. There are several diseases, viruses and parasites that wait for just this type of oppurtunity. Not to turn you off to the whole idea or anything, but look at <link> before thinking about atm too much. "Cysticercosis, or neurocysticercosis, is the most common parasitic infestation of the central nervous system worldwide. Humans develop cysticercosis when they ingest eggs or larvae of the tapeworm Taenia solium. The eggs and larvae are usually found in fecally-contam...