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Girls working up a sweat from fucking 2/28/2006 9:31:32 PM
Wow, this is quite a response... then again I guess "sweaty sex" is not an obscure fetish... I do think that girls with a nice tan (like April) look better when they're sweaty. And it can't just be their face... what I really like is when their torso is practically giving off steam, and sweat is running down their tits and dripping off their nipples. I also started another thread that's a variant on this topic: <link> (not just sweating)

Best Eve Lawrence bouncing scenes 2/28/2006 12:40:16 AM
Crucifixio_Jones wrote: Eve's tits aren't natural. Well... that would explain it... I always thought they were firm the way implants are, but I thought I saw her in one of those natural tits vids... must have gotten her mixed up.

Trends Killing Porn (For Me) 2/27/2006 3:29:16 AM
Agreed. I'm not against other people having their fetishes and the market providing what they want, but it's a shame when stupid stunts like gaping, slapping, spitting, choking, etc becomes accepted as being mainstream turn-ons.

Don't stop after the creampie 2/25/2006 11:57:18 PM
Rey de Azulejos wrote: Creampies tend to be robotic clones of every previous creampie movie. Fix up, Porn Industry!!! Vaaaaariety! I think you hit the nail on the head there. Creampies are cool but creampie movies are mostly weak. Creampies should just be treated as something to make a good scene better, not as a circus attraction. They should be in there with deep-throat, tittie-fucking, double-penetration, and other ingredients for a hot fuck scene. Any time you have a single, short "act" become the whole point of a video, you get stuff that's lame... the way you would if they were making videos named "deep-throaters 2", "extreme titties", or "double penetrated 15"... it's just too fucking narr...

Pro (female) / Am (male) 2/23/2006 11:58:57 PM
I LOVE the "Porn Star Idol" concept, if it works the way I suspect it does: turning lemons into lemonade... Rather than the amateur guys' "performance issues" being the big liability, turn it into part of the show. The producer sends out requests for amateur guys with natural gifts who want to prove their ability to perform under pressure. You get all the guys HIV-tested of course, and then put on a big public contest... have a frat-party audience, three pornstar judges (probably a mix of male/female), and one pro female performer for the contestants to fuck. The first episode would have a large number of contestants who would do short, simple scenes... probably just a BJ, followed by vaginal penetration, and topped...

Don't stop after the creampie 2/22/2006 5:00:52 AM
Directors can avoid the stress of trying to make a creampie come out right (if you pardon the pun) by simply not making the creampie the key selling point of the scene -- you should be able to make a great scene apart from what the money shot is. I would also cast male performers who can shoot a double-load -- so even if the creampie vanishes, he can still put something on camera. But, the whole point here is the fucking and cumming should be more natural. Now, I know this is not what the mainstream audience might care about, and I know it's not what an average director and an average male star can pull off, but that doesn't mean it can't be done profitably. There are tons of niches in this market, and this sort of thing should simply b...

Don't stop after the creampie 2/17/2006 2:58:22 AM
Yeah I agree, in the sense that I understand the factors you're talking about. I just don't agree with how "the industry" is dealing with those issues. Yeah, viewers like to see "proof" that the guy actually came where and when he said he came. But, in my mind, having the whole scene stop like it hit a brick wall, just to show a load drain out of a girl's hole, is not worth it. There are alternatives. If the guy says he's cumming, and his cock starts to look like it's covered in cum, then I'm likely to give him the benefit of the doubt. And if they don't do a lot of editing/cutting, when I see more cum gradually appear over the next several minutes, I'll believe it even more. They can also "get creative"...

minimum loads swallowed (where will it end?) 2/17/2006 1:58:30 AM
Personally I think one of the sexiest things for a girl to do on camera is to swallow a guy's load while deep-throating his entire cock -- unfortunately you can't actually see him cum or see how much of a load he's unleashing (and she's managing to take without gagging). If he just shoots into her mouth, you can see the cumshot, sure, but then it's just an issue of whether the girl likes the taste of cum -- personally, I don't find the girl "swallowing at her leisure" to be all that sexy. One of these days someone will invent an infared or other sort of camera that lets us see the guy's load being shot down the girl's throat -- THAT would look cool.

Frat party competitions 2/15/2006 11:00:16 PM
LOL... well, I'm thinking all they'd have to do is walk up hard and ready to go, let her pop him off her mouth, and get out of the way for the next guy in line.

Compilation of skinny or slender ladies 2/8/2006 10:04:39 PM
KingClutch wrote: farbe wrote: i think there are just too many to list.... They're really aren't though. I thought about starting a similar thread not long ago and the few really skinny hot women that came to mind have already been mentioned in the first post. Total agreement here... I'm not into waif bodies but I do like super-small-boned with a good ribcage -- preferably with big natural tits hanging off it very conspicuously. I would suggest adding another subsection: TITS 'N BONES (D+ naturals on an otherwise skinny body) Jane Darling (in Busty Adventures) Brooke

"Serial Gangbang" genre 2/5/2006 7:14:17 AM
LCF: thanks for the feedback I haven't seen Baker's Dozen 3, but a quick check on SearchExtreme seems to indicate all the guys give her a facial... honestly that's not the sort of thing I'm really into... I've never quite understood why guys would rather see 10 guys shoot on a girl's face rather than 10 guys shoot 10 different places. That's my opinion but I'd be surprised if I'm the only person who feels that way (not to take anything away from those guys who want to see 10 guys jerk off on 1 girl's face). I was hoping to find something that is more diverse and yet also consistent, in the sense of the girl fucking guys a bunch of ways and also getting a bunch of different money shots (that correspond to how they fucked her). I've alway...

REAL competitions involving porn 2/5/2006 6:50:26 AM
Irish Caraway has some creative ideas there... most of them would be tough to do "objectively" though I'm sure they'd get plenty of DVD customers off, LOL... I've thought of a variation on "Russian Roulette" and "Bowling for Bukkake" that might actually make it impartial: The key is to BLINDFOLD (maybe give them earplugs too) the male participants so they can't know which girl is blowing them. Then you have the two girls play the game of attempting to suck as many guys off as possible, first come, first serve. No spillage or facials would count -- the guys would have to cum entirely with her mouth closed and then the girls would open and show the load before swallowing it. Have them only spend 30 seconds o...

"Serial Gangbang" genre 2/5/2006 6:01:13 AM
It never ceases to perplex me how an industry in which "anything goes and everything has been done" still has so many obvious genres that aren't explored... For example, how they can have nicknames for when a girl is getting fucked from behind while also giving a guy oral, while not having a nickname for when a guy cums while a girl is deep throating him (a good suggestion on this forum is to call it "siphoning"). The other major example is how so many guys will pop twice in a girl's open mouth in a single scene, but nobody thinks to have a guy pop in both her pussy and ass? ...seems like a totally obvious scorching-hot scene to me but nobody has done it to my knowledge.

Addicted to Oil 2/5/2006 3:31:07 AM
Total agreement here... the only thing better than all the stuff I like in porn is all the stuff I like in porn with the girl oiled up... it looks great visually and it makes the action even better. Yeah, I'd like to see more series that use focus on the use of oil.

Big Dicks and Big Tits 2/5/2006 3:12:18 AM
Choose your poison... the old porn sometimes seemed like they just grabbed random girls off the street -- sure there were big-titties flopping all-over ones, but the rest of their body was flopping all over too... The new girls are often way too saline and tanning-booth enhanced... their skin looks plastic. Personally, I'm very thankful for the collapese of the Iron Curtain and the inflow of all the Eastern European goddesses into the industry... they have it all, and it's all real.

large dd's, anal, reverse cowgirl, lots of cum 2/5/2006 2:55:20 AM
When you say, "lots of cum", must that requirement be satisfied by ONE guy (ala Peter North), or can it be a bunch of guys that add up to "lots of cum"? Do those "large dd's" need to be natural, fake, or don't care? Are you looking for a single scene consisting of 1M/1F, or some sort of super-gonzo movie with a theme of lots of DD girls getting splattered?

Biggest natural tits on a girl with NO body fat? 2/4/2006 2:33:05 AM
RE: Lilly -- fantastic rack... hot as hell, but not "eat something!" skinny... just "good body". RE: Katie -- quite possibly the best (in quality if not quantity) tits ever to appear in porn, but she's not model-skinny by any means... unfortunately she's even got a bit of a double-chin... not that I wouldn't fuck her! RE: Brenda -- beautiful (particularly those huge eyes), skinny, and great natural rack... unfortunately she doesn't do hardcore (oh how I wish she would) so she doesn't count for this discussion. Here's my nominee, Brooke: http://www.searchextreme.com/actordetails/Brooke/79641406841/ Great tits (though perhaps not if firmness is your main criteria), pretty face, and skinny as hell. Edited by - Pretent...

"Genuine" hot fucking, multiple-pop scenes 1/28/2006 3:53:53 AM
AztecGold11 wrote: TT Boy popped 3-4 times-all real-he does this often. He and Jenna won an AVN award for this scene. He does not jack off to cum-he pulls out, pinches the head of his dick until the girl is in place. I think they call it "capping". Sort of like the old "finger in the dyke" routine. I apologize if I offended any of the TT Boy fans in this forum... the point of this thread is not to attack any particular performer, but to identify performers or scenes or movies or directors whose material is of the "more genuine" variety (as defined above) rather than the typical stuff that's on the market these days. One thing I'll point out though, is there's a difference between a male performer who wants/n...

"Genuine" hot fucking, multiple-pop scenes 1/24/2006 12:31:46 AM
I do like Lexington Steele's lack of control in many of his scenes... he seems genuinely unable to hold back at times from popping early on the girl, and then like a pro he keeps going and gives her another money shot to finish the scene. ...however I do wish these guys like Lex (and Erik Everhard in Anal POV) would get a little more creative and not just shoot BOTH loads on the girl's face. Can we have the first load at least on her TITS?? For some reason none of these stars let themselves cum in the act of fucking her pussy, ass, tits, whatever... they always have to make a show of blasting her face every... damn... time... I see Search Extreme credits Justin Slayer with giving BOTH anal and vaginal creampies to Eve in Chasing the Bi...

"Genuine" hot fucking, multiple-pop scenes 1/22/2006 7:08:07 AM
Sure, I know they get paid and there are cameras rolling... so I mean "genuine" more in a relative sense... there are so many vids out there where the girl is just going "yeah yeah yeah" for 15 minutes while they go through a script that is a bunch of keywords strung together, and you know she's hating every minute of it, and after all of it they have to edit down the time the guy needs to jerk himself off on her face. THAT, to me, is "fake". I'm talking about gapes and ass-to-mouth and all the other stuff they make the girls endure because it's just one more barrier their customers want to see violated. Not me. "Genuine" would be at the other end of the spectrum, where the two performers actually...