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• Backside DVDs referrals for "The Admiral"? 2/11/2008 5:03:30 PM
  
  Kind people, my quest continues to find the ever elusive homage to the Bum. So far I have viewed more Johhny Come Lately movies than I care to. Next up is Mr Stagliano. Having researched this chap, my hopes have been rekindled. Where would one start with Mr Stagliano's movies? The Admiral

• Who is with me on an all girl ass worship movie 2/11/2008 4:33:56 PM
  
  Bojangalz wrote: just make sure to put in tease scenes and have Jules Jordan film it... Servus Bojanalz - I respectfully disagree with you. This proposal begs for someone that actually comprehends and institutes the fine art of "Ass Worship". The predatorial behavior towards women that is exhibited in Mr Jules movies is the antithesis of ones expectations, as the title would suggest. The Admiral

• Backside DVDs referrals for "The Admiral"? 2/9/2008 5:59:16 PM
  
  Servus Tobin: Words never have rung truer. Circus indeed. Mr William and Mr Jules you haven't a modicum of respect for women. I remand you both to remedial classes on how to properly treat a lady. Furthermore, you are confined to quarters untill such time that you display sincere contrition for said acts. I do strongly suggest that you both reflect long and hard on your offenses. You are expunged from my list of future DVD purchases. Servus Fatalbert: By the authority vested in me by her Royal Majesty, I hereby commission you to the rank of Petty Officer. Your task is to help regain the quarterdeck of porn from these subordinate Midshipmen. A glimmer of hope resides in me that this Mr Stagliano you speak of, can restore the respect and devo...

• Backside DVDs referrals for "The Admiral"? 2/8/2008 12:26:49 PM
  
  Two words: Inappropriate Abuse After witnessing William H and Elegant Angel's blatant disregard for women in Big Wet Asses volume 11, I decided to continue my quest for someone who reveres women and shares my passion with the Bum. Next port of call was this lad named Jules and a movie entitled Ass Worship volume 10. Once again I was greatly disappointed and appalled. I saw nothing whatsoever that led me to believe that these interludes involved men who held women in high esteem. Certainly it was a gross misrepresentation to use the word "worship" in the title. Pray tell, at what juncture of modern mans evolution did aggressive sexual behavior and choking become the model for worshipping the fairer sex? Duly Noted, consider yours...

• Backside DVDs referrals for "The Admiral"? 2/6/2008 7:47:02 PM
  
  Servus BumBum, Having screened one of the movies you that you kindly suggested. Big Wet Asses volume 11 to be exact. I was utterly appalled by the treatment that these women received! Horrified would be a better adjective. Glorification of the Bum my ass! This director William H has nothing but contempt for these lovely creatures. It is no wonder that he only lists his last initial as a moniker. One horrid scene in particular depicts some cad choking the living daylights out of the poor women. Women were slapped and treated as though they were being interrogated behind enemy lines. What sort of loathsome rubbish is this? This is neither entertaining or erotic. The chaps in this wretched movie were hammering the women as though they were a q...

• Backside DVDs referrals for "The Admiral"? 2/5/2008 12:54:38 PM
  
  Servus Mr HeyNow - Thank you for the welcome. I was hoping that my login name wouldn't strike a chord as being somewhat boorish. I assure you that I conduct myself as a proper gentleman at all times. The name was given to me as a term of endearment from someone very special. Servus Mr BumBum - If I had a male offspring I would surely and aptly name him BumBum. Brilliant! Thank you for the recommendations! I certainly like the ring of "Big Wet Asses" being the salty old dog that I am. I'll also check out this Jules lad. One of my favorite authors of all time is named Jules Vern. The Admiral

• Backside DVDs referrals for "The Admiral"? 2/4/2008 2:46:41 PM
  
  All Hands on Deck! I am seeking recommendations for movies that reflects the makers total devotion, appreciation and worldly knowledge of the Bum, that with which is acquired only by years of study and experience. Being a little long of tooth, I cannot travel as easily as I once could, so I spend a good portion of my time at home, writing my memoirs and watching the Tele. I plan to fill up some time by starting a DVD collection. I am looking for purveyors that can pass my stringent guidelines. Now indulge me once again, that I may re-introduce myself and apologize to Mr. HeyNow for a transgression that I apparently committed. Admittedly new to operating procedures and protocol adhered to on this vessel, I erred with my "Hail to the Bum...

• Hail to the Bum! (topic moved) 2/1/2008 7:28:20 PM
  
  I have just discovered this sexual oasis floating about and introductions are in order. I am known to many as the "Poop Chute Papa". The name was bestowed upon me by a lovely lass that I met at an exotic port of call many years ago. You see, I am a retired Rear Admiral in the Royal Navy, and I have had the distinct pleasure of sampling some of the loveliest bums from every corner of the earth. The recall of names may fail me at this juncture of life, but I remember every last bum with precise detail. The fragrances, the shapes and sizes are seared into my memory as though it was yesterday. Before you accuse me of being a blabbering old man, I will make my point. How many of you share my passion for the total immersion of ones sel...