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• how do you dump a woman who may cut your **** off? 12/1/2010 2:25:24 PM
  
  Hardware wrote: What you want to do is to get her to dump you. Since you know her better than we do, you figure it out. well... after careful consideration, I think the only way to make her dump me is to pretend that I can no longer perform. Unfortunately, she's quite sexy and I still get boners whenever we're in bed. Is there a drug that will prevent boners? (anti-Viagara, maybe?) I'm sure a couple weeks of seeing Mr. Limpy in bed will cause her to dump me faster than Qantas.

• Ejaculate twice - does anyone else? 11/21/2010 12:40:44 PM
  
  it rare... well... at least for me, only happened twic in my life. the first time it was with an ex-girlfriend who lived with me for a couple of years. we woke up one morning and started having sex before getting out of bed. after I ejaculated, my penis was still hard, probably because it was only 5AM in the morning? I slowed down and then stopped, but my penis was still hard.... so I just started up again... my second ejaculation came only minutes later. not sure if that counts?

• how do you dump a woman who may cut your **** off? 11/21/2010 12:37:12 PM
  
  how do you dump a woman who may cut your thing off? (or at least you suspect that she's capable of such things)

• had dreams about having sex with hot female cousin 11/18/2010 6:50:31 PM
  
  Over the last few weeks, I kept having similar dreams about my hot female cousin.(cousin, once removed) I have never thought about her in a sexual way in my entire life, but she is incredibly hot and slender. Well, I didn't look at her that way because SHE WAS MY COUSIN.... so it was kind of disturbing when she entered my dreams. we haven't seen each other for over 7 years because we live 6 hours apart(flying time). Is this really wrong... or are my dreams and/or subconscious mind trying to tell me someting? what's worse, I was sleeping next to my girlfriend who these dreams occured. :(

• men or women: who perform better blowjobs? 11/14/2010 2:25:27 PM
  
  during sex the other day, my girlfried said something that disturbed/shocked/scared/confused me.... :) she said (direct quote): "I'm not a man, so I'll never know exactly what it feels like to get a blowjob, but I imagine a man can blow better than a woman.... because a man knows what exactly it feels like..." (she said this while giving me a blowjob. She went on to say that the same is probably true for man performing oral sex on a woman.... a woman can probably do it better because she has the same "equpiment".......... :) my girlfriend has never been with another woman.... I have never been with another man. (THANK GOD!)

• have you ever dated/married a woman only for sex? 10/31/2010 4:34 PM
  
  have you ever dated/married a woman only for sex? I once dated a woman for 2 years. We even lived together for half of that time. However, I have never loved or even liked her. I stayed with her for sex only because she was really great in bed. (in fact, none of the 3 girlfriends I've had after her can even compare :( ) Of course I never told her this and she probably had no idea. Oh God... I miss her... :(

• penis is 1"(soft) and 5.5"(hard), is this normal? 10/31/2010 4:28:09 PM
  
  not that I have plans to take a trip to the nudist resort.... but if I do, I think I may feel a little weird walking around with a 1" penis. I can't very well walk around with it being hard(5.5") all the time, right? one of my former girlfriends once said "wow... it's so cute!" which made me feel bad.... but then she saw it hard a few seconds later and said "wow... I don't think I've ever seen such a big difference between soft and hard!!!???" What she said always stuck in my mind over the years... especially considering the fact that she worked as a nurse. :( (she and I were happy in the sex department, but she dumped me when I lost my job a few years back) Edited by - phoneballs on 10/31/2010 4:31:02 PM

• rich($300 million) Chinese man watch adult DVDs? (topic moved) 10/29/2010 1:58:19 PM
  
  does a rich(current asset estimated just a litte over USD$300 million+) man in his early 30's watch adult DVDs? Or any other form of porn? edit: this 30-something man isn't actually worth $300-million... his mother is worth that much.... and the guy is a Chinese national, according to news reports. Edited by - phoneballs on Oct 29 2010 Topic Moved by - killbillvol69 on Oct 29 2010

• penis is 1"(soft) and 5.5"(hard), is this normal? 10/29/2010 1:53:48 PM
  
  if a penis is only 1"(soft) and 5.5"(hard), is this normal?

• What makes a man cheat? 10/27/2010 7:15:09 PM
  
  women are just as likely to cheat as men. (speaking from personal experience)

• What porn stars do you want to see suck cock live? 10/25/2010 6:52:23 PM
  
  I saw a famous porn actress sucking a dildo right in front of me.... does that count? It was a long time ago. I went Las Vegas for Consumer Electronic Show many years ago. back then, adult video industry had their own pavilion and lots of porn actresses were on hand to promote their products. I got my picture taken with Victoria Paris who was one of the hottest actresses at that time. She and another actress sucked on a dual-headed dildo right in frong of me and a bunch of other lucky attendees....

• German hooker took my virginity in Hamburg... 10/25/2010 6:42:33 PM
  
  in the early 1990's.... I visited Hamburg, Germany with a couple of friends right after high school. one night, we wondered into Hamburg's famous red light district.... (deliberately, of course) At the time I was just over 18 and a virgin. :( Long story short, I ended up losing my virginity and 100 Euros to a gorgeous prostitute. She was even hotter than my high school prom queen. She told me she was 22 and she did look 22, but I accidentally saw her ID which said she was 24. Being a virgin, I wasn't any good. Heck, I had no idea what I was doing and I swear my legs were trembling when the sex started. She calmed me down and the rest was history. It was a great experience for me. Now that I think about it, I actually lost my virginity TW...

• wrong to fantasize about GF's daughter during sex? 10/25/2010 6:31:44 PM
  
  I am 35. My amazing-looking girlfriend is 43. Her unattractive daughter is 25. My girlfriend really takes care of herself and other men always stare. On the other hand, her daughter is a boring high school gym teacher and act the part. A week ago, during sex with my GF, I suddenly starting fantasizing about her daughter. I even accidentally whispered the daughter's name but my GF didn't seem to have heard it. (her name is Eva and her daughter's name is Emma.... somewhat similar) Worse yet, I even fantasized about the possibility of having a threesome with them. :( IS THIS WRONG? Edited by - phoneballs on Oct 25 2010

• Mark Davis does 100 girls by himself... which DVD? 10/25/2010 6:20:12 PM
  
  Walter, THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! That's exactly what I was thinking of.... It was indeed "The World's Luckiest Man" by Jon Dough. (not Mark Davis as I incorrectly remembered)

• Why does Wifey always masturbate after sex scene? (topic moved) 10/25/2010 2:19:33 PM
  
  I have a question about Wifey from Wifey's World. Why does Wifey always masturbate after sex scene? (after the husband had done his business) Topic Moved by - killbillvol69 on Oct 25 2010

• Why does Wifey always masturbate after sex scene? 10/25/2010 2:19:33 PM
  
  I have a question about Wifey from Wifey's World. Why does Wifey always masturbate after sex scene? (after the husband had done his business) Topic Moved by - killbillvol69 on Oct 25 2010

• Mark Davis does 100 girls by himself... which DVD? 10/25/2010 2:16:46 PM
  
  This is my first post.... Several years ago, I watched a DVD featuring Mark Davis. He was the only male actor against nearly 100 female actresses. There was one scene where dozens of girls lined up by the pool and each girl performed BJ on him.(while he was grilling hot dogs on the BBQ grill) Can anyone please tell me the name of that DVD? I've searched for a while with no results.... actually, Mark Davis did over 1700 movies, so it was really hard to track down... Thanks in advance for your help! :)