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• When ADT'ers Vanish 3/29/2019 1:33:28 PM
  
  Anybody home?

• What makes a man cheat? 6/21/2010 12:47:42 AM
  
  Haven't read the whole thread yet, but a lifetime of observation leads me to believe that a person cheats because the other person makes them feel better about themselves. Sometimes this is because their chosen partner is indifferent, or is possibly outright hostile. Other times, it's because the "cheater" cannot be content with less than constant attention. Insecurity, ego and just plain lonliness are all contributing factors.

• "Gun Oil H2O" water based lubricant. 2/9/2010 2:49:55 PM
  
  PS: The same company that makes Frolic also makes Gun Oil. The water-based gun oil might be of similar consistency.

• "Gun Oil H2O" water based lubricant. 2/9/2010 2:48:33 PM
  
  Joey, one note about the Frolic. It ships terribly. There's something about the way the pump on the bottle is made--it invariably leaks in transit. I've mopped up more than my share of boxes containing lube bottles covered in the stuff. A customer also told me that it leaked in his luggage when he was travelling. It's a unique product, but it's packaged crappy. An alternative would be System Jo H2O Anal formula. It has the same consistency. Plus the warming version contains peppermint and capsicum. Very stimulating, and smells great.

• "Gun Oil H2O" water based lubricant. 1/17/2010 5:03:31 AM
  
  I recommend System Jo H20 Anal formula in either regular or warming. The Warming formula contains peppermint extract, which is nicely arousing. I also recommend Frolic by Pink (or Empowered, depending on how it's marketed.) It has the viscosity of an anal formula, but also contains an anti-bacterial ingredient that makes it practical for use with toys.

• Male performers doing scenes with female fans 1/17/2010 4:55:10 AM
  
  underdog wrote: Jack Venice in the College Amateurs series. I believe he was prosecuted for his involvement in that series. Pled Guilty.

• "Gun Oil H2O" water based lubricant. 1/16/2010 11:14:12 PM
  
  Joey, if you want to use a water based lubricant with a silicone toy or while wearing a condom, pick an anal formula. Make sure the consistency is thick. Those lubes are formulated for a completely dry environment. Try to avoid a thick gel. Instead, go for a viscous (almost slimy) feel. Gun Oil H20 has too much water in it. It'll absorb and evaporate too fast and turn sticky.

• Male performers doing scenes with female fans 1/16/2010 11:08:17 PM
  
  lilacwine wrote: Dunno, but Steve Holmes and Melpster would be a must-see scene along with Pagoda and Julian and Loraine and Randy Spears. I don't know if Julian would be my first choice anymore. Even so, I wouldn't mind having a wild romp with one of my favorite porn dudes. Whether I'd want anyone else to see it is another matter entirely.

• Mason (aka. Sam No) Appreciation Thread 1/16/2010 11:04:20 PM
  
  If it were up to me, I'd have Mason's entire catelogue in stock all the time. So many women have confided that they're bored by "couples porn," and that they want something more intense, with more heat. They like the rough stuff, as long as they can understand it. Every woman to which I've sold a Mason movie has come back to me, not just for more of her movies, but for other products that can help expand their sexuality. Books, lubricants, bondage implements, toys, you name it. It's so exciting to witness the transformation in women of every age, ethnicity and economic background. I think, particularly with her movies that focus on one woman's personal journey (Dirty Girl, Slutwoman, Pretty Filthy), she's struck a chord with broad...

• Women Who Love Porn 1/16/2010 10:46:45 PM
  
  I'm posting before I get a chance to read all the replies. As a working mom, my time on ADT is limited, not to mention my time to watch porn. I love porn. I've discovered much of my sexuality by watching it. I've included it in my marriage. I've made selling it a career. I educate other women about it. I watch it alone (whenever I get alone time, which is virtually never), and with my husband, as a means to jump-start our play time in the rare instances we have some hard-earned privacy. You're not alone. I wish more women would admit it. Luckily I'm seeing more and more at my shop. They're shopping for themselves, looking to define their tastes. It's quite an interesting time in the porn retail world, and I'm happy to be on the front lines.

• Pear-shaped ladies 12/15/2009 5:07:24 PM
  
  Flower Tucci is a classic pear.

• Kirsten Price has entered the building! 12/8/2009 10:52:07 AM
  
  Kirsten, you're the first star I ever had drinks with. It was in a little Mexican restaurant near Sea-Tac airport, and we did shots of Patron on my company's credit card. Mmmmm, tequila.

• Lock this shit down! 12/8/2009 10:27 AM
  
  It's not cool to out a performer's identity. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

• Insecure About Toy Size 12/4/2009 8:05:49 PM
  
  If your girlfriend wants a toy for penetrative masturbation, she has a lot of choices. Many penetrative toys are 7 inches long, even those that are slender. The bottom inch or two will be used as a hand grip, so they don't count. I sell sex toys for a living, and I don't see a great percentage of women buying the big toys. In fact, a lot of women dislike life-like (penis-shaped) toys, and prefer vibrators with neat grooves, curves and other unrealistic features. Most woman that have toy collections have a variety of toys. They don't have 10 of the exact same style. They have different toys to do different things, and yes, they differ from their men's penises. That's what it's all about; variety, not competition.

• Scientists create meat in a petri dish 12/2/2009 12:08:18 PM
  
  The Vegetarian Society reacted cautiously yesterday, saying: The big question is how could you guarantee you were eating artificial flesh rather than flesh from an animal that had been slaughtered. It would be very difficult to label and identify in a way that people would trust. Peta, the animal rights group, said: As far as were concerned, if meat is no longer a piece of a dead animal theres no ethical objection. Apparently they have no problem with a pig being confined to a lab to have its muscle cells extracted.

• Scientists create meat in a petri dish 12/2/2009 12:05:04 PM
  
  Anybody seen the first season of Better Off Ted? This reminds me of Phil and Lem's lab-created meat blob, aka "Blobby."

• UFC fighter-LA Direct Models-Digital Playground! 12/2/2009 11:35:22 AM
  
  This is not the first incident of this nature as War Machine was arrested by Las Vegas P.D. for misdemeanor battery last February after an alleged fight at a gay club. What the hell was he doing at a gay club? Trolling for somebody to bash? What a tool. IIRC, on his season of The Ultimate Fighter, he was all mopey and weepy about the fact that he's all alone in the world and nobody loves him. Now I understand why. As for UFC guys getting into porn, I'm not interested in seeing any of them fuck, unless they can do it really well. A name and a big dick aren't enough, IMO. Don't get me wrong, I think some fighters are sexy motherfuckers, but I doubt I'd want to roll with any of them in the sack. Except maybe Randy Couture. He seems like the k...

• Chef Academy contestant a former porn star? 12/2/2009 1:41:22 AM
  
  On the latest episode, one of the other students called him out on his other career. It was the Navy cook that recognized him. I imagine sailors watch a lot of porn when they're at sea. Another funny thing is that whenever they show "Emmanuel" being interviewed, he's billed as a "graphic artist." He has appeared in some very graphic art, like say, Rocco Siffredi's movies. A few things I learned about Emmanuel DelCour, aka Jean Val Jean, while watching the first two episodes of Chef Academy: 1. He has no sense of time. 2. He cannot be hurried, even when a clock is ticking and he's being yelled at. 3. He flirts with everyone. 4. He's a danger to himself around knives. 5. He can cook, especially desserts, just not very fast...

• WOW Bree Olson: Official Thread 11/20/2009 11:11:43 AM
  
  bono-ONE wrote: Last I heard, lol, and this was a couple days ago in an email from her, she's not making AZ today and probably not the other signing for tomorrow, still sick from her dance gig last weekend. What?? That signing tomorrow is at my shop! If she cancels, I guess I'll go to the pub and watch Ortiz v. Griffin 2. It's too bad, because I've been hyping it for a few weeks. I've got a lot of soldiers that were going to try to stop by before they deploy to Afghanistan. They're going to be disappointed. Edited by - pagoda on 11/20/2009 11:22:31 AM

• UFC fighter-LA Direct Models-Digital Playground! 11/2/2009 11:11:37 AM
  
  UFC = Ultimate Fucking Championship. I love it!