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• Similar to Mile Bi Club? 6/13/2012 7:05:43 PM
  
  Hey, thanks for the response, my friend. Nice to know there are other guys out there, whose wives enjoy a little adventure. Since posting, I've found a few more titles that have one or two good scenes in them. The goal is to put together 10 good solid scenes that we can cycle through occasionally, when the wife is in the "bi-mood." When it comes to the bi stuff, she doesn't like it to be straight-up bi, meaning that the guys are just naturally into each other. There has to be a REASON why they're doing each other. So that makes series like Bisexual Encounters or Bi-Maxx a no-go. That's why I find myself going back to the 80's and 90's where bi-sex was considered more "edgy" and therefore usually provided some sort of con...

• How many minutes does your intercourse last? 8/3/2010 12:34:41 PM
  
  These are all very helpful replies, and I thank you guys for sharing such helpful information. That last post about a shallow vagina rings true, and I think we're in the same boat as you. So, I will take your advice, and go shallow at first, and build up to deep. That plus keeping the time to 15 mins max, will hopefully make a difference. Plus, as I mentioned, part of it was just letting go during foreplay and letting ourselves get excited and worked up and "on the road" before intercourse begins. I have found this thread very interesting to keep up with, and look forward to hearing from more of you!

• Going for broke and letting the parody secret out 8/2/2010 12:05:14 PM
  
  Mark, thanks so much for your interest, and I'm looking forward to checking out your work! Meanwhile, you'll be hearing from us right away, and we'll be glad to share our script with you, or create an original spec script for whatever storyline or genre you wish!

• Going for broke and letting the parody secret out 7/31/2010 4:05:56 PM
  
  Thanks for the reply GoreGore! Perhaps there are others who feel as you do, who will use this thread as a megaphone to the industry. They are MORE THAN WELCOME to do so! What we've found is that figuring how to integrate the sex is not that hard, as long as you take a bit of time to think it through. The problem is that, based on the feedback I've received on this forum, one or two guys are doing EVERYTHING. They're wearing too many hats at once, including that of WRITER. The result is basically the same: The movie feels disjointed and RUSHED. How bad could it be to have a dedicated team of writers, willing to work very reasonably, who can put out a 20-30 page script that's on par with mainstream teleplays? That's what we're willing to do, ...

• How many minutes does your intercourse last? 7/20/2010 4:58:16 PM
  
  Thanks a lot, Jonny. I'm glad you liked what I had to say. I gather by "envy" that you're having issues of your own? Not to pry, though. Just suffice it to say that just as you were interested to know how things were on my end, I'm interested to know how things are on yours. Truth be told, the reason forums like this exist, is so folks can have fun learning though others' experiences and by sharing their own. So go for it, if you want.

• What makes a man cheat? 7/20/2010 3:57:53 PM
  
  For what it's worth, I agree with an earlier post which basically stated that, as long as a man feels truly loved, truly respected, truly admired, truly appreciated, and sexually excited by his woman, he's going to stay put. The one exception is if he's a jerk or a narcissist. Then all bets are off. Then nothing will ever be enough. He'll always be curious about the grass being greener, and think with his dick, citing human nature as his excuse. While I agree that all human beings are born with a natural proclivity toward selfishness, I shudder that there are some who believe this is a reasonable justification to just live selfishly, be it regarding sex, common courtesy, money, or whatever. Of course, if our highest authority is science, an...

• How many minutes does your intercourse last? 7/20/2010 1:47:15 PM
  
  Hey Jonny, I appreciate your interest in hearing the outcome of this exciting saga. LOL Well, the experiment was not an unqualified success, but it was not a waste of time, either. On the chance that others are in my position, and can benefit from what I have to say, I'm going to go into some detail, in explaining what happened, and what's been happening, since. To be quite frank, my wife is overweight. This makes other positions besides missionary, somewhat difficult and certain ones are just impossible. So, anything other than missionary was a bust, for one reason or another. As a result, we were back to extended time in missionary. Once I realized how long we were in that position, I called it quits, even though I didn't orgasm. She fe...

• Batman XXX: A Porn Parody 7/17/2010 12:05:41 PM
  
  MB, not to be picky, but I'm assuming you meant the CATWOMAN mask, right? Assuming you did, I'll bet everyone here agrees with you. What guy wasn't thinking about his adolescent Julie Newmar fantasy, when the sex scene started? The Julie Newmar mystique was lost when the mask came off. OH, I was so frustrated! Further, if the mask had stayed on, perhaps that would have helped to offset the ridiculous non-stop verbal rant Tori was on, during the sex. Sheesh! Kudos to Jeff Mullen for making a conscious effort to always keep his characters IN CHARACTER during the sex. So far, he's the only guy I'm aware of who makes this a priority, and I hope more folks do the same.

• Writing for the Industry... 7/17/2010 2:47:47 AM
  
  Okay, so here's the verdict, guys. The bad news is that our idea does not fit the type of projects that Jeff deals with, so it's a no-go for now. The good news is that Jeff is a great guy, and offered insight into this area of the industry, and kept the door open, for any future ideas we may have, that are more in line with the kind of parodies he makes. Thanks to all, and thanks to Jeff for making himself available to assist us with our endeavors.

• Writing for the Industry... 7/16/2010 11:28:23 AM
  
  Thanks so much, guys. Will do. That's a promise.

• Writing for the Industry... 7/16/2010 2:54:13 AM
  
  All I can say is Wow, Jeff. Much thanks and we will most certainly be in touch.

• How many minutes does your intercourse last? 7/15/2010 8:33:48 PM
  
  I appreciate the responses, everyone. After doing some research and discussing it, we've decided that the problem is only doing it in one position for 20 mins. Anything past 10 minutes in one position, often results in soreness, according to what we've been reading. So, tonight, we're going to enjoy at least two positions, use plenty of lube, and take our time. We're hoping it'll be fun and maybe we'll learn a few tricks, in the process. Plus the Mrs. suggested possibly putting on some of our favorite porn and finishing each other off, manually. What a gal. Thanks again, everybody. I'll post how things go, after trying this out a few times.

• Batman XXX: A Porn Parody 7/14/2010 9:29:25 PM
  
  Fair point. That's why I asked if the assumption was an accurate one. I'm certainly not the authority, but there seems to be some logic to it, though I agree it doesn't necessarily GUARANTEE a larger profit margin, than if it had just been the typical standard fare. But basically, I'm a believer that true quality stands out. When all the elements come together, and something original or at least something extraordinary comes as a result, everybody wants it, everybody is talking about it, and the bar is raised, even if just a tiny bit. The question is whether or not anybody in the industry cares. The overwhelming concensus, here on the forums is that nobody really does. I'm beginning to agree.

• Writing for the Industry... 7/14/2010 7:23:04 PM
  
  Whatever I do, Harry, it will definitely be with CAUTION, and with both feet planted firmly on the ground. I'm not much of a filmmaker, don't know the first thing about producing, and have a hard enough time creating a family budget, let alone coming up with a movie budget. So, I certainly am not feeling optimistic about making this, myself. I appreciate the empathy and words of encouragment, though. Sounds like you've definitely graduated from the School of Hard Knocks magna cum laude!

• Writing for the Industry... 7/14/2010 4:14:39 PM
  
  Well, I asked for knowledge and input, and I sure got it! What a sobering experience this has been. When my wife and I had the idea to pitch a parody script a few months ago, we were pretty excited about it. When we completed the script, we were even more excited, and found ourselves attacking each other with frequency, as a fun by-product of our writing sessions. But now, after spending some time in the real world, trying to turn this idea into a tangible reality, and receiving the feedback that I have, I think it's time to let this go. I suppose I was a little mislead by reading how interactive directors and performers seemed to be with consumers, here on this site. They seemed so interested in hearing what the viewers think and want. In ...

• Writing for the Industry... 7/14/2010 10:52:46 AM
  
  Here's the funny part, regarding that very issue. In every case, Step #1 on my end has been to contact the studio by phone, and first ask if they are open to outside script submissions. In several cases, they have simply said no, which is fine. In the case of those who have said yes (and there have been several), my next question was to simply ask, "What is the submission process?" Invariably, they give me a name and an email address, and tell me to submit a treatment, which is what I do. But the way folks come across up to that point, gives me the impression that this is not a regular occurrence. They always seem a bit taken off guard by the prospect of an outside script submission. Your point is well taken, though, and its somet...

• Writing for the Industry... 7/13/2010 11:57:51 PM
  
  Appreciate you putting it so bluntly, Dubious. It's important to go into this with your eyes open, and several of the recent responses have certainly opened my eyes. While I plan to move forward, I would say my expectations are much more grounded, informed, and realistic, as a result of the input I received. Knowing the uphill climb that I'm up against, will force me to make smarter choices, as to how I go about making contacts, and getting my foot in the door. Much thanks to all you guys!

• Batman XXX: A Porn Parody 7/13/2010 11:47:55 PM
  
  Very interesting thoughts, all around. Thanks to Flash and Gore for providing some historical and cultural context to what is going on. From browsing the forum, and reading reviews, and so forth, it seems that there are enough people who agree that sex is sexiest when it's smart, clever, and believable. When a twinkie is willing to have hardcore sex on film, it's basically par for the course. The exaggerated oohs and aahs are all "paint by the numbers", and there's nothing that really gets the blood pumping, though you can probably still get off, if they're strong enough eye candy. By contrast, the smarter and more sophisticated women who are given some good material to work with, produce some smoldering sex, even if they're not a...

• Writing for the Industry... 7/13/2010 6:35:40 PM
  
  Thanks, Gore Gore. I greatly appreciate it. It can be frustrating when you KNOW you've got a winner, and you KNOW someone else is going to parody this show, even though you did it first, but just couldn't get anyone to look at it. You're right about Sexyhard's response. That was certainly sobering to read. Sad to think that the industry is either too concerned about budget or too arrogant to think that an outsider might have a worthwhile idea to share. Shame on the folks mentioned, who couldn't even be bothered to send a quick "no thank you." But if an actual EMPLOYEE at Wicked, couldn't get a response to a personal face to face script submission, then SHEESH! Why should I be surprised at an email going unanswered? That's a no-br...

• Writing for the Industry... 7/13/2010 5:17:47 PM
  
  So with the wealth of knowledge that exists on this forum, no one has info, regarding how to get a foot in the door, with a parody script? This is not looking very hopeful...