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• Girlfriend wants to watch porn! HELP!!! 8/1/2005 8:54 PM
  
  I'd go with something from Private, like the Private Gladiator or Private Cleopatra or other of their partially-on-location films. Unlike US productions, they seem to only cast pretty people.

• 2257 Sale 7/23/2005 3:56 PM
  
  Why don't you just show screen shots of non-sex moments? That would be enough to get a sense of whether the lighting and camerawork is any good or not.

• Why dont we have a "john holmes"? 5/25/2005 5:37 PM
  
  I'm sure this title has already been taken on the gay side of the DVD market, but, THE NEXT BIG THING could be a good hetero title for testing different guys to fill Holme's shoes. It could be like American Idol in that they'd have guys with huge wangs trying to prove they should be a porn actor, by having them perform in a few scenes with different starlets, and could also follow them around in real life as they prepare to see if they're cool people or assholes. They'd need to have more talent than just their dick size, and be physically fit, and care about their costars, etc. Maybe after each DVD is released people could vote online for who should win.

• Has DRILLER ever come out on DVD? 5/19/2005 10:47 AM
  
  "he watched it when they were going to release it on DVD." So they wanted to release it. That's a good sign. If the reason they decided not to release it was due to the picture quality, they should reconsider now that even consumer-level image encoders can do wonders to clean up old film grain, correct colors, etc. Wasn't this on laserdisc at one point? Just port the laserdisc to DVD if the old film print has deteriorated.

• Has DRILLER ever come out on DVD? 5/17/2005 5:14 PM
  
  DRILLER is a great shot-on-film feature that should be on DVD - but isn't. Besides the haunted castle, the guy in the Igor mask, the guys in the Lincoln and Nixon masks, and the whole Michael Jackson musical bits, there's even an early squirting scene. I think this was a VCA title.

• ID this GGG? 5/2/2005 12:13 AM
  
  I found it: "SPRITZT DU JETZT AB!" Looks like one of the earlier GGGs. Not sure I'll get it though. Someone needs to buy that Thompson guy a new studio and some non-VHS cameras.

• ID this GGG? 5/1/2005 1:32 PM
  
  Anyone know which GGG this is? And by chance is it one that Black Widow has selected for NTSC release? http://www.taboovideos.com/facialbukkake/c-041.jpg

• Hypothetical: What if Gregory Dark returned? 4/18/2005 1:43 AM
  
  Porn vids no longer look like porn vids, they looks like the auditions. Vids by Dark had some art design that stood a chance of protecting the videos from being found to be lacking in any "artistic or literary merit." You still see artistic and literary merit in some Private vids. But they're vastly outnumbered. And the lack of any creativity forces people to become fans of the performers rather than fans of the vids themselves -- because the only interesting storyline going on is what the performers themselves happen to be cast it. Their real lives are serving as entertainment, their decisions serve as plot development, filling the absence of creativity in the films themselves.

• Space porn 3/17/2005 5:22 PM
  
  Private's VIRTUALIA series is all sci-fi, though it isn't just futuristic, it also goes back in time to Egypt as well.

• GGG-Swallowing-party 2/15/2005 7:53 PM
  
  In all of GGG's films, there's one guy I call "The Cum Toucher" who grosses me out. His fetish seems to be that he likes to reach out and touch the other men's cum that is on the faces of the girls. He acts like he's doing it to wipe it into their mouths, but really I wish he'd just leave it well enough alone. GGGross! Besides being gross, he also ruins the "build up of cum" on their faces.

• Adult Box Designers? 6/28/2004 1:47 PM
  
  If you just have one or two covers to make, you can hire a freelancer at: http://www.dvdcoverart.com Go into their Forum and describe the job.

• folks we need another bruce seven these days 3/19/2004 3:49 PM
  
  Who owns the Bruce Seven videos now - Elegant Angel? VCA? Why don't they release them?

• Driller - vintage VCA Michael Jackson spoof 2/17/2004 1:42 PM
  
  Wit, any chance that VCA will release this classic in time for Jackson's trial? Or ever? As I recall it was very good, even if one did not know about Thriller. It was a big haunted house scenario, with zombies and a guy in a Nixon mask, Abraham Lincoln, and even an early squirting scene (involving a guy in a Quasimodo mask watching a woman pleasure herself until she squirts - this scene better not be edited out if you DO release this film on DVD!!!). The lead was Tajia Rae.

• What are your next porn requests for porn stars? 12/5/2003 4:52 PM
  
  My two ideas for porn are as follows: First, a new series called 18x18, which would be an 18 year old female in a gangbang with 18 dudes. Ideally, nice guys, in their 20s. Maybe technically the title needs to be "1x18+18" but math isn't the point here. Condoms are ok for this, IMO. Second, some porn director should really explore what they can do if they buy some jungle gym equipment. Remember the one that was made of bars that looked like a building under construction (except instead of girders they were pipes?). As a kid we even played a form of acrobatic dodge ball on/inside those things, so I'm sure it must be possible to have sex up there too. And remember the one shaped like a dome (not a sphere but a dome) made of metal b...

• Wit - Rinse Dream's Night Dreams 2 & 3? 7/26/2003 8:46 PM
  
  Wit, Night Dreams 2 & 3 were part of VCA's "Platinum" line. Does VCA still think highly enough of Rinse Dream to put these out, maybe as a double feature? /img] -->

• VCA DVDs where are they? 7/11/2003 1:28 AM
  
  Wit, how about the Dark Brothers Between the Cheeks 2 , which is not the one with the annoying theme song, but rather the sequel starring Debi Diamond (in a gang bang with aliens), Heather Lere, Kelly royce, Tianna (in a bizarre lesbian encounter inside of a trash dumpster -- or is it in the hallucinagenic mind of the main character?), and Bionca and a couple others. As far as I can remember it is about a man who thinks he is a pimp but might actually be a mental patient, who believes that aliens are attempting to steal his soul via his butthole. It is pretty funny and had high production values. Although the scene with Bionca had bad editing (repeating the same footage over and over), the rest was fine...particularly the Tianna scene, a...

• Fisting Videos 5/28/2003 12:51 AM
  
  taboovideos.com has plenty, though they appear to be DVD-Rs, and are likely unlicensed by the rights holders. But worst of all, they also sell stuff that I surely would not want my credit card associated with.

• Cover Boxes 4/28/2003 5:30 PM
  
  Just imagine if the people who design the box covers had a hand in the art direction of the films themselves! Weeee!

• Original Buttwoman films. 4/28/2003 5:24 PM
  
  I understand your reasons why bringing out the original Buttwoman titles might not be the top of your priorities. I guess I am far, far too cynical. I thought perhaps Tianna having divorced ol' what's-his-name may have entered into it. The compilation Totally Tianna from EA should not be overlooked by any Buttwoman fans (and of course Party Doll a Go-Go from VCA), and the Justine: Nothing to Hide (might be #2) which has her - her favorite film, she says. There's also hope that VCA will eventually release Rinse Dream's Night Dreams 2 & 3. Though they weren't the most erotic of art films, they were pretty to look at. Edited by - ogog on 4/28/2003 5:25:18 PM