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• Facials anyone? 11/25/1999 3:46 AM
  
  Oh I don't know what makes me think that, Steph. Maybe it's the endearing way that they've conquered that gag reflex and learned to breath through their ears! Their used to be this guy, maybe still around, I believe he went by the name Don Fernando or something like that. The guy was my hero. Inavariably this guy would go through 12 different positions and then deliver without so much as touching himself. I know this was his thing and he was proud of it...no cut scenes with this guy. And I don't believe I ever saw him do a facial.

• Rocking the topic... 11/23/1999 2:15 AM
  
  You got it, JoeBob. And you've given me some names I want to check out too.

• Facials anyone? 11/23/1999 2:05 AM
  
  I tend to find them pretty comical myself. I can't help it, but it conjures up in my mind the old 3 Stooges bit where Curly sticks the spoon in the cantalope and gets an eye full of juice. I'm just waiting for someone to give it one of those Homer Simpson "D'oh!" sounds. My only minor beef is the guy might do 15 positions and then its "jump-cut" and then he's putting one across her lips or something. Shit, he coulda been stroking himself for half an hour beforehand. If it was oral leading right up to it that would make it at least seem like she could get off on it.

• fake vs. real 11/21/1999 1:45 AM
  
  I kid you not Steph! They were going to put it in they're exhibit next to Madonna's pointy bra and other sex artifacts of the 90's. She passed. How's that for representing the old millenium? HA! Personally I think they should put 'em next to Archie Bunkers overstuffed chair.

• fake vs. real 11/20/1999 3:22 AM
  
  In PA's case I think it may be a combination of all the reasons. What killed me was the Smithsonian wanted to put the implants in the museum after she yanked 'em out. I HATE HATE HATE implants. Well, I don't hate them, but I feel it's kinda like false advertising, esp. for pornstars, strippers, nude models, etc. What if every time Marc Wallace dropped his pants he had some sort of strap-on device or something? Implants don't look right, don't feel right, and don't act right

• Rocking the topic... 11/20/1999 3:06 AM
  
  New to this forum, but enjoying it so far. When I saw StephDunn's opinion on enhanced stars I had to chime in and agree whole-heartedly. I also love Christy Canyon (sorry JoeBob). And since I'm probably a little old-school I'll tell you who I miss...anybody remember Kay Parker? And does anyone know exactly when Traci did "Traci, I Love You"?