• profile

Recent Forum Posts

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 10:56:29 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: I swear I am done with this thread. I just had 2 more questions.. Why don't you allow yourself to receive emails? Under what username do you usually post? Post here? Mr. Johnson is the only name I have. When I registered, I opted not to receive email because I thought it might allow spam or mass mailings. You're right, it probably is time to move on. This thread was really fun at times, but none of the other forums are of interst to me anymore.

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 10:22:45 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Although I am greatly amused by this thread, I think it's time to move on. You, Mr. Johnson, are supposedly leaving anyway due to an unfortunate incident involving a gun thread. As for me, I need to dig myself out of the gutter. My reputation on this board as being a prim and proper good girl has been forever tarnished. That's some hypocrisy considering how I actually attempted to raise the level of this discussion and you declined. Although I agree the arse reference might have gone a bit too far. No, I'm hanging onto this thread and just avoiding the rest of the gun-toters. Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/10/2006 10:48:24 PM

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 10:15:27 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Mr. Johnson wrote: If you honestly don't believe that the most amazing sex originates in the mind, then why do you take the time to write such impressive erotica? You're an enigma 3S. The most amazing sex originates in my mouth. No really. I have been told. Well, that's the surest way to turn me into a babbling idiot. Start talking about great oral sex. You win. I was wrong.

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 10:03:13 PM
  
  Icetrance28 wrote: Threesomebody, You like them big fuckers. You just can't keep it secret, can ya? Imagine me in a tight pair of jeans with my ICEBULL underneath a pair of tighty-whities. Yes, you decide to come by, unbutton my fly and go for a ride. Look out 3S, here comes Ice now. It's freakin' prophecy. You really might be "3-some body" after all. Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/10/2006 10:26:18 PM

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 9:57:34 PM
  
  porn lover wrote: is 5 3/4 girth enough for the bull club ? lol i thought my girth was big until i saw those pics 5 3/4 is probably a little bit better than average. But you gotta be pretty well over 6 to apply for membership to the Bull Club.

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 9:36:06 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Mr. Johnson wrote: Any woman worth being with will tell you that the best sex is more mental/emotional than physical. Hey, I take offense to that! If you honestly don't believe that the most amazing sex originates in the mind, then why do you take the time to write such impressive erotica? You're an enigma 3S.

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 8:30:50 PM
  
  Twizted6 wrote: I can admit that I have been shamed Nothing to be shamed by Twizted. Most women do not really prefer big ole fatties. They're just fascinated by them. Like a XXX sideshow act. Any woman worth being with will tell you that the best sex is more mental/emotional than physical.

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 8:11:56 PM
  
  Icetrance28 wrote: I post my dick and few responses. What the *#$%? You posted really late on a Sunday night Ice. Not many people were around. But I think Ivory wants a ride on the Ice Bull. I agree with you about boxers. Too many casualties when I wear them and I can't seem to get liability coverage. I usually just go commando and use chains to restrain the monster. Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 8:25:58 PM

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 8:01:15 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: I'm there about 4 or 5 times a year. Let me know. That's, ummm, well, not quite the answer I was expecting. You were supposed to make some weak unsubstantiated excuse, or else ignore me altogether. I, I, ummm, gotta go now. [8)]

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 1:27:24 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Mr. Johnson wrote: And now I'm done with it. I'm not. Alright, then you can measure and/or photgraph it personally the next time I'm in Chicago. So, who's bluffing now? Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 1:35:59 PM

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 8:57:59 AM
  
  Nice work Ice! I guess we are kindred after all my brother. And the braggarts shall inheret the earth. Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 8:58:35 AM

• Big Girth 4/10/2006 8:53:23 AM
  
  Twizted6 wrote: I still think you should slap 3SB with it! I've read about some of her exploits. Somehow I think she'd be more inclined to try to slap me with it. Maybe even chop it off with a meat cleaver and chase me all the way to the ER smacking me over the head with it. Just kidding 3S. [;)] But you have to admit that your own erotic tales portray you as more than a bit dominant. Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/10/2006 10:10:51 AM

• Big Girth 4/9/2006 11:51:30 PM
  
  You know, this started out as an honest discussion between Ice and I. And I said right up front, +7 thick, 7 long. I then joked around a lot and deified it, but it's not THAT huge, and my pic is consistent with that. Near fully erect, I held it downard for the camera angle and maybe that distorts the perspective a bit. If I were of just average girth, I don't think anyone would have any question about it. Do you think I went out and hired a freaking model and took a photo of his hard cock??? I really enjoyed this thread for a while, but not enough to do something that creepy. The only thing I can figure is that most men are actually smaller than I imagined, and now there's an jealousy backlash that causes skepticism. People asked for a pic....

• Big Girth 4/9/2006 9:22:19 PM
  
  Icetrance28 wrote: So, that's what you did, Mr. Johnson. You couldn't have had it on here very long then. It was up for a couple of hours before Lindi noticed. Go ahead and post if you want. They'll only tell you to take it down.

• Big Girth 4/9/2006 9:18:03 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Mr. Johnson wrote: Someone else can take the picture. Who lives closest to Denver? Me! I'll be there in a minute. I'm in Indiana. *trips over the ottomon as she runs for the door* Lmao. Alright, all the doubters can chip in and pay for your flight. Or, I'll pay for it myself if you promise to leave that scary looking strap-on in Indiana!

• Big Girth 4/9/2006 8:46:13 PM
  
  I hear ya' Ice. Some people are never gonna be happy until they actually get smacked in the face by it. Edited by - Mr. Johnson on 4/9/2006 8:47:49 PM

• Big Girth 4/9/2006 8:23:51 PM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Maybe I will replace the strap-on pics on my website with your cock. I'd be fatter. I mean, I'd be flattered. lindi wrote: Mr. Johnson, we will know that it's you if you photograph it again, holding a spoon in your left hand next to it, bowl end up, with a postage stamp affixed to the spoon. Only if you let me leave it posted this time. I spent all Friday afternoon trying to get that pic right. Stacking books on a coffee table to get the camera at the right height, moving back and forth all over the room trying to keep focus on my cock without including my face, having to stay at least semi-erect throughout the whole process. (Thank god for Mysti playing on the DVD player across the room.) If I have to go through a...

• Big Girth 4/9/2006 2:15:33 PM
  
  Just stopped back to see if Ice came through for the cause. Guess not. threesomebody wrote: But it looked oddly familiar. Unless I happen to resemble a pornstar or ex-lover, it probably shouldnt look familiar. I took a look at the pics on your website and, regrettably, I can say with near certainty that weve never hooked up. (unless you happened to be in Belize during February of 2002- the only truly missing week of my life.) Also, I rather enjoyed your story about the Hooters girl, and thats high praise coming from someone who usually has no interest in g/g action. Very nice detailed descriptions!

• Big Girth 4/7/2006 8:22:25 PM
  
  Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/7/2006 11:47:12 PM

• Big Girth 4/7/2006 8:19:14 PM
  
  [] Edited by - mr. johnson on 4/7/2006 11:47:48 PM