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• Kayla Kayden 3/4/2021 10:40:57 PM
  
  People are still having sex ? If so, i hope that most of them are Kayla. Because she is the bang of bangs, similar to how Christ was the king of kings. She performs the modern miracle of making lust feel fresh and invigorating again amid today's market of hyper-friction meh, which means she packs a potent bangability indeed. Booze measures its strength by percentage of alcohol, whereas porn often is measured by how much crazy punishment the performers had to endure. But with Kayla's stuff it's different. It's about how pure the fucklust is that she inspires. Sure, you can always point to someone who fucked harder, longer, whatever, and those people deserve our respect and our jizz...... but can you honestly say there's anyone whose ...

• Do scenes with gross/old dudes pay more? 3/4/2021 8:08:23 PM
  
  I like scenes where everyone involved looks deeply confused, so this genre works great for me. Never understood what was so hot about DPs---it's awkward and uncomfortable for the womens---whereas Oldster porn shifts the discomfort to the viewer. Which is ideal, since we're pros at awkwardness and can handle it with ease. There's lots of potential here in the world of geezer-boink, with unique plotlines and scene hooks. What I'm looking for is the kind of scene where his dick falls out but he keeps on thrusting until she falls off of the couch without him noticing as he keeps banging away at the couch cushion while she slowly edges her way out of the room into the kitchen where she sees some haggis and becomes aroused and simply has to tr...

• Mercedes Carrera Arrested for Child Sexual Abuse 5/7/2019 3:11:35 AM
  
  "Well this is pretty horrible." - - Bruce Banner "See? This kind of news is why I try to stay away from ADT." - - me At the moment, she's innocent. My own spectral analysis of her lustiness tells me...... well, her performances have always been voracious in a way that invited the viewer in warmly and made fans think of her as one of the "real" porners who actually wanted to be there. Or at least she's able to emote more than most in a way that gets through to me. Maybe another way of saying it is that when naked people overact I usually don't buy into it to the extent I did when Mercedes overacted. Hers went to 11. As if she was ruled by the lust more like how we poor fool males are. That may bode ill here, if the lust led her down a...

• Columbia is the New Brazil 1/18/2018 5:51:39 PM
  
  Uhhhhhhhhh, A quick check of my extreme database for sex and fucking revealed the following, (though this is by no means an exhaustive list): Daicy / Chloe Veria. EE. (Rare, as in low low title count) Sofia Nix. (2014- 16) hot looks Juliana / Julianna. Natural brun. with braces. Bang Bros. (Miss) Galilea. (Rare, 2014) Canela Skin. Looks great, strong porking. (Rare, but recent) Franceska Jaimes. Basically someone you should already know. Melanie Rios. Could just mean bloodline but born here? Don't know.

• Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump 1/18/2018 5:16:22 PM
  
  As a fan of Stormy and Trump this story lifts my spirits. Why do some believe Christians need a stainless jesus figure to vote for? You wish. People are outgrowing that weakness which served as a traditional advantage for dems. They're voting less for Trump's personal virtues and more for.... not you. What makes me giggle is let's say she got on Apprentice..... it would have been great pub for the company obviously, but who would she have been shaking down for charitable donation dollars like the show makes you do each week? Other celebrity connections she's been cultivating? Donald? In which case, she'd have the inside track!

• Jean Michaels 5/2/2016 9:24:48 PM
  
  Want. Enthusiastic Want. (Rare thing these days).

• Do Most Consumers Like Obviously Fake Orgasms? 4/30/2016 7:02:28 PM
  
  uuuuuuhhhhh, if it's done decently well I can make myself be fooled by it, you know? Teri Weigel used to go nuts on the dick with wild writhing and over the top "I'm exploding" behavior, and at first it was really hot when I'd only seen it a couple times and it could still fool me. And even after you've seen through a performer's act to where you can't believe it anymore and it just looks silly now, that kind of performance still counts as "something." At least they're trying to give you something you can use. Of course a more low-key version probably works better, (try to base your performance on the kind of orgasms a human might have.) what I'm not able to get anything out of is when they just make the same orgasm ...

• Hot New 23 Year Old Peta Jensen 4/25/2016 8:51:59 PM
  
  It's the sads that I'm feeling. Yes. The banging, and then the absence of the banging. For a while she took it hard, and now this retirement will be hard to take.

• August Ames, Homegrown Hooters from Heaven 4/15/2016 9:16:40 PM
  
  looks like she's ready to broadcast the 6 o'clock news. I'm handling this better than usual for a makeover haircut. No tears. Still lovely.

• Elsa Jean 4/15/2016 8:46:25 PM
  
  We like her. Yes. Her face is as hot as her bang. Now I must dash. Back to you, my friends on the Net!

• Please help identify 90's scene/movie 4/15/2016 8:34:54 PM
  
  these always make me giggle, but you at least included some hints that at least narrow it down a little. The closest I can remember is Danielle Cheeks with Joey Silvera in Titty Bar 2. Check the movie title on iafd.com to see to see if they're the two in question. I don't specifically remember the car being involved, but that might be my own memory failing? there is a dirty bed mattress on the ground in the alley, tho.

• Name your top 10 girls 4/15/2016 8:08:45 PM
  
  Listing! Yes. It's the key to being popular! 1. The Next Big Thing type hotties..... who then didn't make any more movies after they caught my eye. "I'm gonna watch real closely as her career progresses!" ----> "Uhhhhh, wha happened?" Kayla Kayden Corinna Blake Teal Conrad Macy Cartel Caprice Jane Amor Hilton Rachele Richey Alena Croft (hire this woman!) Nicole Aniston Chloe Chaos 2. Babes of the Now (or of the Recent): Jessa Rhodes Jillian Janson August Ames Capri Cavanni Summer Brielle Peta Jensen Cameron Dee Alexis Monroe Mia Malkova Annika Albrite + Kennedy Leigh 3. Euros Who Bang in a Babely Manner: Lou Lou Aleska Diamond Brooklyn Blue Lucie Wilde Angela White (Aussie, lumped in with the Euros because I often ca...

• Is Virtual Reality the future of porn? 12/1/2015 4:46:19 PM
  
  Allow me to solve the future for us. (Yes). You know how all of porn is currently shot in that one house? Well the future will be much the same, only the location will shift to a new high tech facility which everyone will take turns renting in order to gain access to that advanced studio's Latticework of holographic capture cams. Using this 360 degree surround system to film porn will make it renderable into that virtual environment you guys are talking about, because every angle you need for true immersion into a virtual sex world will have been captured simultaneously. If you insist on having the fuckers fuck on awkward furniture like a washer & drier, you can then add those details into the scene afterwards using holographic green scre...

• Kim Chambers' ass said "Bianca" on it. Why? 8/27/2015 6:22:23 PM
  
  Yeah, Another year has passed, a year filled with asses spitting out half-melted sticks of butter. My oh my that's becoming a more common thing than you'd have thought. LIke, if I'd asked you five years ago how many sticks of butter you expected to see dribble out of someone's ass this decade, you'd probably have answered in the 0-5 range, right? Well guess again, Leon! Yes, asses open themselves up to our daily gape inspection as if most of them have nothing to hide, and yet the Kim Chambers butt tattoo issue remains unsolved. Rarely does an ass speak, aside from farting, and then lo and behold Kim's ass spake unto me and it said, "Bianca." Then silence. Forevermore. (I'm providing this background information so you c...

• Hot New 23 Year Old Peta Jensen 5/21/2015 3:45:43 AM
  
  her porn has a kind of sexuality to it. you know? when she slams down on a dick it looks like she's finding the answers to all of her questions. Each individual slam-down seems to fuel her need for further fuck, like she's feeling a brief spark of connectedness with God whenever she's fully impaled on the cock and immediately wants that feeling again, wants to get deeper into paradise and stay there longer this time so she slams down harder than before in an effort to see if that launches her closer to ecstasy. I'm a fan. not only of the way her tits heave at ambitious angles, but also I like the energy during fuck. the ass as well, she's a good thrower of the ass. it's like all of these body parts want to get in on the action when s...

• Kim Chambers' ass said "Bianca" on it. Why? 2/27/2015 3:44:32 PM
  
  With some mysteries, the passage of time makes things clear and the truth is revealed just by waiting. Not in this case. The answer still eludes us.

• Are porn directors allergic to this shot/angle? 2/24/2015 2:16:56 PM
  
  Whoa! it's like you're the reincarnation of me. I had this same gripe during the last generation's badly shot porn! It's so true. They have some aversion to bringing the camera around front. They do this in bed scenes too, not just couches. They have no problem showing us the worst possible angle for starlets with fake breasts (reverse cowgirl, leaning back). This pose fills pornographers with great courage and they give us that all day long, with the fake boobs tilted at just the wrong angle to reveal how unnatural they are when they refuse to heave like a person's breasts normally would. They've killed forests of wood with that angle. But as soon as you turn the starlet around so she's facing the guy & leaning forward with her Boobs and H...

• Hot Keisha Grey 12/31/2014 11:32:32 PM
  
  So I heard it was your anal birthday! And it was Christmas too so this is like a rectal navidad for the fans. Happy new years and if you feel like running for the hills right now that's only natural. Time heals most discomforts and it gets less awkward as you go. Just remember to do at least 1 non-anal shoot every six months or so to give that thing a vacation. Let's not forget the vagina entirely, you know what I'm saying? Now I may be prejudiced because I was a rectal birth according to my uncle Clarence, and sure the other children teased me about it when they heard the story, but you know what?-- that embarrassing time in my life was a real character builder for me, and I soon grew proud of my rectal heritage. Today I've learned to acc...

• August Ames, Homegrown Hooters from Heaven 12/15/2014 9:06:29 PM
  
  Poon of Poons. Her body wields the combined powers of multiple gods, as far as I can tell. August, no name is hot enough to contain the heat you produce, not even the hottest of summer months can compete with you. Augustine Sexarianne, empress of lust, you are worthy. Go forth and bang the nation as you see fit! Rarely do I so completely approve of the nudity of others. But this is a special case. You have my full blessing as an arreola artist. So unto your heinie I bestow my highest honor by naming you America's Top Boink. Now that this has been said aloud, surely good things will start to happen for Ms. Ames. This should open a few doors for her. Being able to list her status as America's Top Boink on her resume will do wonders for her...

• Sarah Vandella Official Thread 12/15/2014 8:05:57 PM
  
  She's had sex before, but now this is the new sex! It's fun to check back in every year or so and be sort of surprised by who's stayed active and hung in there. The nutsack beams with pride.