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• Porn Stars in Music Videos 6/7/2015 4:41:10 PM
  
  Fleshing out adult film stars spotted in music videos, I offer the following gems from the hair metal scene of yesteryear: Racquel Darrian & Madison in "Please Come Back To Me" by Jailhouse (they apear in the intro only) Keisha and possibly more in "Don't Change That Song" by Faster Pussycat. Late 80's porn historians, I invite you to rewatch the video and identify additional starlets. Teri Weigel, Julia Ann and possibly more in both "Call It Rock N Roll" and "Original Queen Of Sheeba" by Great White. Early 90's porn historians, please chime in on who else you spot. Janine Lindemulder (as a blonde) in "Sister Of Pain" by Vince Neil. Ron Jeremy, Julia Ann, Janine Lindemulder (as a brunette) a...

• Porn Parody Ideas You'd Like To See 8/3/2013 12:05:12 AM
  
  Dr. Strangeload or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Popshot A non-swallowing, Forty-something sexologist, frustrated with the taste of her past and current lovers' semen, is reaching a mid-life crisis. She fears the world may be coming to an end, given North Korea's race for nuclear arms, and doesn't want to leave the face of the earth without truly enjoying the bliss of gulping down a spectacularly tasting load. Her mission heretofore is to create something adult men can ingest to deliver primo tasting splooge. Her research leads her to believe the fluoride added to the drinking water supply has caused this rampant case of junk spunk in American men. She then sets out in her basement meth lab to create a concoction that will be...

• MISTY BEETHOVEN is coming to DVD fully restored 12/1/2012 11:36:19 AM
  
  Wow! I have been pretty much rendered speechless after viewing the entire pornucopia that is the 2 Disc CE of Misty Beethoven. This was my first double dip on an adult movie and I have been mightily impressed to the point of wanting to double dip on additional titles that Distribpix has and will put out. To think that in the waning days of physical media, especially the DVD market, a company such as Distribpix could put this much time, effort, and TLC into a catalog title that had already seen an existing release is truly spectacular and a testament to the love and preservation of film (and a fuck film at that). When was the last time you saw any of the big studios e.g. Warner Bros., Fox, Sony, or dare I say Vivid, issue an initial Special ...

• JAV Sites to Preview and Buy Movies 2/15/2012 1:03:31 AM
  
  Here's a JAV site I recently came arcoss (literally) that has box covers and lengthy free trailers to boot: http://www.aventertainments.com/ Happy shopping!

• recommend gangbang scenes without dp's 7/17/2011 10:13:34 PM
  
  Anabolic's Gangbang Girl 7/8 stars Selena Steele in each scene where she does IR and facials but no anal and thus no DPs.

• Porn Star Weight Gain 7/15/2011 2:24:48 AM
  
  Jasmina was a skinny Eurobabe in 2006 when she did Cream Pie For The Straight Girl 4. Over the next three years she hit the weight room with some regularity to bulk up for 2009's Body Builders In Heat 23 and Muscles & Clitness 1, the latter of which saw her starring in all 5 scenes! She is now in, God help us, 2011's This Ain't American Gladiators.

• Should adult films feature less pornography? 7/15/2011 2:04:54 AM
  
  BustdownGal wrote: It sounds like what everyone really wants is MORE pornography in mainstream Hollywood films. We have a winner! It took awhile, but someone finally unearthed the gist of what I was alluding to in my original post. More explicit scenes have been popping up (!) in arthouse and foreign films in recent times, which is where I have been turning my attention in order to catch a feature film featuring (gasp!) erections, wet shots, and female orgasms, even if they're under five minutes in length. I find these films more endearing (read: hotter) since the suspension of disbelief is more powerful due to the filmmaking talents of those in front and behind the camera, not to mention the fact that we haven't seen what any of the princ...

• All black movie. 7/8/2011 12:00:19 AM
  
  Doh! My bad. I wasn't aware that The Official Shaft Parody was already in existence. Well, you could always use my suggestion as a remake of a porn parody or as competition (see what's going on with the Halloween titles). Better yet, a sequel parody: You Damn Right This Ain't Shaft's Big Score: A XXX Parody Followed immediately by: Shafted In Africa: A XXX Parody Which in turn could be followed by an all black MALE cast production: Outed In Africa: A Gay XXX Parody Lex, where'd you go? Mr. Marcus? Sean? Anyone?

• All black movie. 7/7/2011 11:42:41 PM
  
  If you guys don't do it soon, some company will beat you to the punch: Coming soon from WCP You Damn Right This Ain't Shaft: A XXX Parody starring Lexington Steele Mr. Biggz Mr. Marcus Tiffany Stackxxx Aliana Love Monica Foster Jordin Skye Candace Von Charlotte Stokely (I know she ain't black, but would be quite the sight if she donned blackface makeup to go with her pale white skin. That is if you guys don't find that too racist or degrading for WCP and porn in general. It might be acceptable fodder given the nature of a parody.) Keepin' it real y'all without the silicone, but to keep it extra real you gotta have the brothas grow out them mutton chops and work on a super 'fro.

• Hardware Wars XXX Parody sales pitch 7/7/2011 10:15:53 PM
  
  Recently myself and others here at ADT have expressed less than positive sentiments regarding the state of adult features especially the rampant spread of so called parodies. Fear not, for in this post I come to make amends, break bread, and offer a gift to those industry insiders, outsiders, and everyone else caught in between some sticky crevasse. My gift comes as a way of saying thanks to those brave filmmakers and performers who in the past and even today have endured legal harassment and community standard violations to provide us armchair pornographers with the good, bad, and indifferent adult entertanment that we demand. Here it is: a conceptual pitch for a sure fire parody hit with no reimbursement required. Hardcore Wars Those of y...

• Showgirls XXX Parody just wrapped - read on 7/7/2011 7:07:01 PM
  
  Earlier today whilst contemplating the cosmos, Leap Year, sushi bars and the Creature From The Black Lagoon, I became fixated on the following conundrum: should the movie Showgirls ever come due to be parodied (and at the given rate of things, sooner rather than later) by the adult industry, would the filmmakers come to find that the movie has already been shot before they push the on button of the digicam? Expound if you will that the original can be taken as a parody in and of itself, a veritable Moebius film strip of adult cinema. One minute it thinks that it is high brow drama, the next minute it plunges into cornball exploitation. The following statements are presented as support that the Showgirls XXX Parody has already been made and ...

• Should adult films feature less pornography? 7/5/2011 10:04:35 PM
  
  I may be preaching blasphemy (or preaching to the choir) here, but I would like the opportunity to see less pornography in today's adult films. Admittedly I am a fan of the golden age films but am not myself in my golden years. I do enjoy the gonzo style for what is and what it does, but I am afraid this style has no place in a feature film as it would (and most assuredly does) disrupt the narrative and pacing of the film. In any other genre of filmmaking, the director would promptly be dismissed by the studio brass upon seeing the first submission. So why the tolerance in the adult genre? What exactly are we making and selling here folks? I will come clean and admit that I have not watched any features made after 2004. Why? Well thanks to ...

• Bi movies 7/5/2011 8:41:47 PM
  
  I've been a bit hesitant to check out CZ's Bi Now, Gay Later series, but you may have sparked an impulse buy thanks to some good deals on these titles over on ADM. It's tough beating the Roy Alexandre titles. The first two were great featuring some "name" stars (e.g. Diana Gold and Tera Joy who I think does the MA2FM, heck maybe Gold does this as well). I've been wanting to purchase U.S. Male's Bareback Bisexual Lovers 3 & 4 which feature some female DP as well but can't be certain about MA2FM. These are expensive titles but may be going out of print now.

• Girls I wanna see in a "Strap Attack" movie 7/5/2011 8:25:26 PM
  
  Somebody should get on the ball quick and assemble a line up of muscle bound female performers to do a special theme version of Strap Attack tentatively subtitled "Armed & Dangerous". Some suggestions are: Joanie Laurer (fka Chyna in the WWF) Rhonda Lee Quaresma (from the Bodybuilders In Heat series) Jasmina (from Muscles & Clitness) Cori Gates (also from BBIH) Yvette Bova (has her own great hardcore website) All have done commercial b/g hardcore scenes relatively recently so no one needs to cum out of (or into) retirement and they certainly would not balk at doing a Strap Attack scene if there is demand for it. This would probably be a turn off for Joe 12-pack, but if you are even reading this thread then you already have some Ne...

• Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann Uncut DVD 7/5/2011 8:05:36 PM
  
  Jesus H. Christ! I've caved many a times to double dip on mainstream DVD releases, but now I have to start double dipping on adult releases as well? It's refreshing to learn these films are being released uncut since VCA self censored themselves more than a decade ago for good reasons. What has changed in the political or sexual climate since then to go ahead unflinching with the release of these uncut films? Have sites like kink.com and pissinginaction.com become everyday wanking material that we no longer fear potential obscentity prosecutions against these crusaders of the lost porn?

• Den from CAVR Reviews Passes Away 6/18/2011 4:46:07 PM
  
  I was really bummed to read six days ago that he had retired, now I read that he has just passed away? If that is not a clue as to just how short life can be, I am not sure what is. May he rest in peace while viewing the ethereal 24 hour porn channel in the sky along with Chambers, The King, Robbins, et al. Who will have the wherewithal to pick up where he left off and emulate his style of reviews so that fans of adult fare may continue to be educated properly enough in new releases to make a good decision on renting or buying without having to read through lengthy, biased diatribes only to wind up with a DVD that doesn't include the BTS as was stated on the back cover? Quantity of reviews 10.0 Quality of reviews 10.0 Consistency of reviews...

• Star Suggestion for next Gokkun 6/16/2011 9:19:46 PM
  
  My first two choice castings would have been Ms. Starr and DDA, but alas, if they aren't up to the challenge, then some new fame (and apparently cum) starved cuties will more than eagerly fill their shoes. Instead of dog bowls, graduated cylinders, and glass trays to slurp from, may I suggest one of those nifty baseball caps with two attachments for beer cans (replaced with clear containers) so a starlet may suck the semen from 99 interracial mopes and one she-male through two clear drinking straws? Only if such a visual has not been performed yet.

• What Do You Want To See More Of In Porn 6/13/2011 10:20:30 PM
  
  What I'd like to see more of: I) Actresses with more established careers (100+ titles) willing to take on more challenging roles. (Wait a minute, is this DVDtalk.com?) (Ain't a Gangbang Girl vid enough?) I mean as much as I like Bobbie, Dana, Sasha, Jada, Annie, et al, does the world really need another vanilla anal vid from them? What leading starlet today has the wherewithal to run the gamut and embrace all fetishes in porn? A true Grand Slam champion if you will. Who has the guts (literally) to pull a Robert De Niro and bloat up 50 pounds to do an "I Like Fat Girls" vid for Devil's Films? Would this same starlet then be motivated to do two-a-days at the gym, transforming that gut into a six pack just in time to film a scene for...

• Den from CAVR Reviews Passes Away 6/12/2011 10:48:36 PM
  
  Den's reviews were usually the first ones I clicked on whenever searching/browsing titles on iafd.com. I really appreciated the formula/outline that was standard across the board which seemed to work really well for gonzo titles. Without his dedication to review so many titles, I would have floundered and made more than my share of bad blind buys. Thanks for the many years of reliable reviews Den!

• Recently Viewed Features 6/11/2011 1:37:36 AM
  
  Ever since discovering the Jamie Gillis/Gloria Leonard commentary track on The Opening of Misty Beethoven DVD three years ago, I have been on a kick to give other adult titles (mostly VCA) with commentary tracks a listen. Some that my ears have enjoyed are (with commentators in parentheses): Barbara Broadcast (Jamie Gillis/Gloria Leonard) Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (Eric Edwards/Veronica Hart) Naked Came the Stranger (Jim Holliday/Shayla LaVeaux) Misty Beethoven-The Musical (Veronica Hart/Maxwell Hart [no relation]/Sunset Thomas) Alexandra (Eric Edwards/R. Bolla) Torn (Veronica Hart/Ginger Lynn) Dark Chambers (Veroncia Hart/Marilyn Chambers) Still Insatiable (same as above) Insatiable (Gloria Leonard), (Marilyn Chambers/female modera...