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• New Hottie ~Alexis Love 8/29/2006 11:00:09 PM
  
  Drop a load wrote: I must have been thinking about big titties. I see you edited your post, and I checked out the link and indeed there is a new Asian model named Alexis Love. That could be confusing when the old Alexis Love fans click on the new Alexis Love's website and see a tiny breasted young Asian girl instead of the massive boob milf Alexis Love they want. And visa versa.

• New Hottie ~Alexis Love 8/29/2006 9:54:25 PM
  
  Your heading says her name is Alexis Love, but you say in the post the name is Alexis Silver. Alexis Love is a 90's era Score magazine milf model known for her super-large natural breasts.

• MENS BUTTS in porn 8/29/2006 9:44:41 PM
  
  Bill wrote: It wouldn't be a bad thing if the BOB (back of balls) shot was outlawed in porn. Is that all BOB shots, or would IBOB and UBOB (as opposed to OBOB and DBOB - obligatory and deliberate back of balls) shots be allowed?

• MENS BUTTS in porn 8/29/2006 3:49:51 PM
  
  Sighting HMA (hairy man ass), IMA (incidental man ass), UMA (unavoidable man ass) or even OMA (obligatory man ass) while watching porn is akin to a palette cleanser for me; a pause in the excitement factor until a new camera angle is acquired, and thus an extension of my pleasure in the long run. Fortunately, no man ass I've seen on screen has ever been so disgusting as to ruin a viewing for me. Some are smaller, some bigger, some hairier, some muscular and some flabby. They kind of look like big babies bums, and that's kind of cute.

• Deleted 8/28/2006 2:15:15 AM
  
  Free the clit! Free the clit! or, "Here little clitty, here clitty clitty, we won't hurt you. Come get you some! There's a good clitty. Lick lick, oh you like that..."

• Deleted 8/27/2006 2:43:43 PM
  
  If a thread author removes his own commentary about not wanting to give oral pleasure to a woman, does he take the unsatisfied clit with him, or is that clit now up for grabs?

• The Nonsense Thread 8/27/2006 3:10:16 AM
  
  Around age 17 I began fooling around with LSD and PCP. Only a few times each. During my last trip on PCP I made love to every female being in existence. Oh, and before that happened I sat next to Jesus. To this day, no one can tell me that didn't happen. Afterwards, I figured I couldn't top that experience and never did PCP again.

• For the ladies - male performance 8/26/2006 5:10:54 PM
  
  I'll need to see the video replay, please ;) OK, guy here. I want to say that you shouldn't feel bad at all. If she had lots of expectations based on previous experience with super lovers, then maybe, but I doubt that's the situation between the two of you. In my experience when there's lots of sexual chemistry happening both ways, sex is never the same each time. I can't ever plan things like, "OK, I'm going to do her this way this many times, have her cum twice, then switch to position 2c and have x number of mutual pops, change the CD and begin position y... OK, that was an extreme example (ever see the Dudley Moore movie 10?) and I doubt that's what you're about. I do tend to prefer giving pleasure than receiving. Sometimes it do...

• Your weakest area of knowledge? 8/26/2006 4:13:10 PM
  
  JEWEL wrote: chemistry Surely you don't mean sexual chemistry. I would think you of all people would know more than most on that subject. And bless you for it.

• Your weakest area of knowledge? 8/26/2006 4:24:02 AM
  
  Damn tough question. The easy smarmy answer is brain surgery. Any, all surgery, really. I used to think it was math, but that's not entirely true cuz I loved algebra, but hated geometry and trig. But then I later tested high for mathmatic, mechanical and logical thinking. I just don't like memorizing stuff, but do well with the "real world" application of what mathmatics are supposed to help you with. So long as I don't have to memorize things and someone is good at explaining stuff, I pretty much get what they're talking about. Heck, I can explain nuclear power and how atomic explosions take place. I know how crude oil is refined for different products, how a car engine works. I can mentally calculate all sorts of mathy stuff usi...

• Tera interview:TeraVision worth $30m... WTF?!? 8/25/2006 11:09:35 PM
  
  On a related theme of porn stars who embellish, Ed Powers on his FM talk radio show a few years back tried to get away with saying he had sex with over 6000 women. When listeners began to call him on his BS, he tried to defend it. Any way you attempt the math, it just doesn't add up in his favor - if he put out 300+ tapes where he has sex with three+ women on each tape - that's 1000 women. That's a lot of time and work involved in the office getting those 1000 women to have sex with him on video. This is over how many years - 6 to 10 years? That leaves 5000 women to be accounted for. OK, so include the 15 years of his adult life before he got into porn - anyone want to argue that Ed Powers had 5000 willing sex partners during that period of...

• The Nonsense Thread 8/25/2006 3:03:01 PM
  
  Earlier this morning I helped a neighbor fix a plumbing problem. For quite some time, his shower would sometimes fill with sewer water whenever the toilet flushed. Very nasty. His solution has been to run a power snake (the extra long kind with the electric spinner mechanism) down one of the cleanouts outside the house. I always thought that was the wrong place to snake since the problem was inside the house. Because both my father and brother are plumbers, I know a little something about it, so I offered to check it out. I found a cleanout half hidden behind some plaster above the toilet and instructed him to snake through that opening. I walked away at that point. A short while later he comes over and tells me that the snake hit an obstru...

• My Date with Sunny Lane!! 8/25/2006 2:30:34 AM
  
  Bono, for what it's worth from one str8 guy to the other, I think you look really good in this pic: //i.adultdvdtalk.com/ims/pic.php?u=4Dn4Pz&i=715&page=1 I vote for it as your avatar pic.

• The Nonsense Thread 8/25/2006 2:14:13 AM
  
  Today I bought a 15 piece professional hair clipper set for $10 at a Rite Aid drugstore. My thinking was that it had to be better for trimming my body hair than the pair of scissors I use. And it is! I'm writing you with a freshly trimmed bod, head to toe. No, not shaved and hairless, just trim. The only places I shave are my face, neck, shoulders, upper arms, hands and cock shaft. The rest I just keep from getting out of control. Because I'm blonde, I'll never be Ron Jeremy beastly, but I can get a little 70's rock bandish.

• Longest, Sexiest Tongue 8/24/2006 3:28:08 AM
  
  Here's an amazing set of long tongue vid clips. This girl Celeste is amazing, sure, but scroll down to find Cameron. Unbelievably beautiful. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWeCFY__c4U&mode=related&search= Edited by - michsis8 on 8/24/2006 3:30:31 AM

• Longest, Sexiest Tongue 8/24/2006 1:32:37 AM
  
  Julie Rage has one ridiculously long tongue. She can touch the tip of her nose with it. Nici Sterling also has a sexy long tongue.

• Huge clits and pussy lips 8/23/2006 5:40:06 PM
  
  bigfoot wrote: Two come to mind immediately. The first involves the former-wrestler who went by the name of Chyna (sorry, but I don't know her real name). She actually was the feature in the Playboy with the highest sales volume ever. You couldn't tell with her two PBoy spreads, but she had a home sex-video "stolen" and boy, I've never quite seen anything like it. I was debating it it was an enormous clit or a very small penis. It doesn't do it for me, but I live to give, so if it floats your boat, I'm happy to help. Do you mean Chyna Doll aka Joanie Lauer? She was on the VH1 Surreal Life show a few seasons ago. What an annoying F'd up woman! Some of the worst cosmetic surgery I've ever seen. She's also been on the Stern show a n...

• Veinny Boobs 8/21/2006 4:40:38 PM
  
  I love seeing veins on a woman's breasts. I like seeing veins anywhere along a woman's body actually. Not big ol scarey black veins, but a nice feint blue. I don't know about current porn performers, but there are a number of busty models who have noticable breast veins - Linsey McKenzie, Lorna Morgan, Ashley Juggs, Alexis Love and Chloe Vevrier come to mind. The less tanning they do, the more visible the veins. Also, depending on the lighting, filtering, and photo editing, the final image we end up seeing may or may not reveal their underlying veins. I have two busty women friends who both have noticable veins on their arms and on their breasts when they reveal cleavage. I've commented about it to both of them, and one loves that about her...

• The Nonsense Thread 8/20/2006 3:21:59 PM
  
  Years ago I lived and worked at a busy military airbase. Right on the airfield perimeter to be exact. Constant helicopter, fighter jet and cargo planes taking off and landing. While the C-130's are impressive, even more awesome is the C-5A Galaxy. I marveled each and every time one landed and took off. We'd sometimes take a break at the moment one was about to take off. And because there were no civilian concerns about noise levels (who cares if you spill your coffee down your shirt?), there were frequent flyby's and full throttle 75 degree vertical take-off's from fighter jets. I only wish video camera's were popular back then as I'd have lots of cool footage. 35mm stills just don't have the same impact.

• A funny joke told by a beautiful woman ... 8/19/2006 3:21:21 PM
  
  Recently told to me by a foxy friend: As the last test for young aspiring priests, a group of them were told to strip naked and tie a little bell to their weiners, then a beautiful naked woman was brought in the room and stood before them. Those with sexual desires would reveal themselves by the sound of a tinkling bell. No bells were heard. Then one fellow's bell dropped to the floor, and as he bent over to pick it up, suddenly all the bells started ringing.