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• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 3:42:37 PM
  
  Sorry, my backside is exit only. And besides, I don't do miniatures. Your "reality" is a scary place, sounds like.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 2:58:50 PM
  
  How does he remove it? With a microscope and tweezers?

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 2:45:32 PM
  
  Wow. That wasn't even clever.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 1:46:57 PM
  
  See, that's not believable as a joke because everybody knows you're too stupid to graduate from anything except reform school, where you were named class punk. And not a punk as in punk rocker, punk as in "takes it up the ass." Try harder, needledick.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 1:30:23 PM
  
  I revised my appraisal and called myself an acquaintance because Kelly and I have never met, just spoken on the phone a bit; too many people are ready to refer to people as their friends when really, they're more acquaintances. Do I consider Kelly sort of a friend? Yeah, she's cool and as much a friend as anybody can be when they're a thousand miles away.I was correcting myself for what I thought was accuracy's sake. And for those who liked the prison jokes, thanks. I do two shows a night, two drink minimum, and please tip your waitresses. :-) PS to threesomebody, why not combine the "My Dick is So Big" jokes with the other standard boring jokes about your mama...as in "Threesomebody's dick is so big that when he was born, ...

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 12:59:03 PM
  
  Yes, I can tell the future. The iron bars come about from you winding up in prison where you've been placed for stalking your Canadian "girlfriend" and domestic abuse to your left hand. Apparently, you have been raped repeatedly in the shower. People keep telling you not to bend over for the soap, but for some reason you keep chewing through the rope on the soap on a rope and dropping it. You also paid another inmate three packs of Marlboros to tattoo breasts on your back. I don't know what all these visions mean, exactly, but I'd say it doesn't bode well for you. Edited by - MarkStAllen on 1/25/2007 1:36:06 PM

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 12:43:21 PM
  
  Really? Well, that's arguably the cool thing about Europe, I suppose - They let men marry other men. Although your case, where you try to marry your own left hand, may stymie them. Anytime a guy brings his wife-to-be into a discussion about something like porn for no apparent reason, it rings a bit false. Was she originally your girlfriend from Canada? The one nobody saw but everybody heard about? :-) And I'm not stalking Kelly, for the umpteenth time.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 12:28:52 PM
  
  I don't expect help from anybody, nor, given the caliber of most of the replies, would I want any help from such misanthropic losers. I just figured this was the place to post when I googled her name and saw she posts here sometimes. Figured that was the best way to regain contact. As far as "all by her side" do you mean porn fans who think saying something nice would ingratiate you to her? Nice.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 11:57:31 AM
  
  Did it ever occur to you that maybe, just maybe, Kelly changed her number and didn't tell all her acquaintances? Not because of anything insidious, just because a dude was hassling her? And did it ever occur to you that maybe said acquaintances would be concerned about her? Normal people act that way. No wonder you can't relate. Threesomebody, your dick is probably 6'2 but enough about your boyfriend. All the papers are graded, otherwise I wouldn't be messing around with idiots. You have no idea how I deal with women. You only have an idea how I deal with anemic chronic masturbators who are male and who - Thank God - probably won't breed. And by the way, Bornyo, it's "plague" not "plaque." Plague is a fast-spreadin...

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 11:20:56 AM
  
  You know nothing about me. And seeing how your idea of wit is to make the "My dick's bigger than yours." comment that is the sure sign of an impotent, needledicked prick and wannabe stalker, I sure don't want to know you. If anything, you're delusional to say you "all" heard from her just because she posted here. There's a world of difference between a post on a website and a phone call. So you think she's talking to you when she posts? Sounds stalkerish to me. Believe me, I'm not talking to you most of the time I posted. I posted here and I have to deal with morons whom I did not intend my message to be for. I just posted because I do consider her a friend and wanted to make sure she was OK and hadn't had to cope wit...

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 11:05:49 AM
  
  I don't watch porn very often. I have seen two movies she was in, after we started talking. I watched them out of curiosity more than anything. One was the one where she was dressed up as a bride and the other was called Darkside and was pretty psychedelic and trippy.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 10:52:16 AM
  
  threesomebody wrote: Kelly Wells posted on this forum as recently as 1/15/07. Methinks she is avoiding you. *coughstalkercough* And now we know why she changed her cell phone and email. Actually, no. The last time we spoke - she called me - she mentioned she was having those problems with a dude. That's a large part of why I wanted to make sure she was OK. I think we last spoke in November. But whatever, asshole. You spend your days on a site obsessing about porn stars and probably are an aspiring stalker yourself. Methinks you protest a bit too much, but good to see you can tear your calloused, anemic hands away from your chronic masturbation long enough to fuck around on the Internet with people whom you have no idea about. An infinite ...

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 10:46:03 AM
  
  Ejac wrote: No balls, huh? Maybe that's why Kelly dumped you. You don't know what you're missing. Braces make girls look cute. Believe me, I don't lack balls. I posted here amid all the idiocy.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 10:36:51 AM
  
  The last time I dated someone with braces was freshman year, 20 years ago. Can't say I have much interest in them, no.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 9:47:48 AM
  
  Yeah, except it's been less than a month since I tried to contact her, so I'm concerned about what happened in the interim. So there YOU go.

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 9:25:31 AM
  
  I never asked for Kelly's address. I just asked her to contact me (if she wants to) and let me know she's OK. A little human compassion, a little concern, a bit of worry, and that's all it is. Not every person is a scumbag, even though some of you seem to think that's the case. Reminds me of the quote about how you can always tell who the person to follow is, because he has a confederacy of dunces aligned against him. I respond to these people because I guess I take the bait of Internet trolls, as I have a problem with someone calling me a stalker when I'm not. Who is her agent? I'm clueless on that. If I can see if she's OK that way, I'll call there. Edited by - MarkStAllen on 1/25/2007 9:28:39 AM

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/25/2007 8:57:14 AM
  
  It never ceases to amaze me how full of idiots the world is, and how the Internet always seems to be a magnet for them. Got a question for those of you who feel the need to act like fools instead of doing anything constructive: If you had an acquaintance who did adult movies and suddenly said acquaintance's phone and e-mail were disconnected AND if you were concerned about that acquaintance, then what other way would you have to find out what happened besides asking here?

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/24/2007 6:36:55 PM
  
  You could check all you want. I've got no criminal record. My background's clean. And BTW - and this does not reflect on me in any way - Indiana is amazingly backwards and their criminal records suck insofar as completeness. It's all paper records straight out of the 19th Century. I just am wondering about Kelly, someone I consider a friend, or at least an interesting acquaintance. I thought I'd ask on here because this seemed to be the place to find out. And I'm amazed at how much static I'm taking from some genuine misanthropes because of it. Perhaps, gentlemen, you see anybody who asks a question about any of these girls to be a stalker because you yourselves are so stalkerish in nature. I myself mean Kelly no harm, just wonder if s...

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/24/2007 3:46:46 PM
  
  I teach Telecommunications (Radio-TV-Film) and Journalism. I certainly won't tell you where because of the veiled threat you just made Threesomebody. You seem to be a bit of a jerk. Kelly knows my real last name (also starts with St), my main e-mail (I gave out a secondary one here) and my phone number. By the way, harass me at my e-mail and it'll just go into the junk file. I have the filter set high. I wanted Kelly in my film because I think she's a good actress, smart and interesting to talk to. I also didn't want to use any of my students because the role does require some nudity and a graphic sex scene. Kelly is smart, interested in moviemaking and because of the nature of her business, would be a better choice for the role. Plus, I ...

• Has Kelly Wells retired? 1/24/2007 2:58:15 PM
  
  I'm no stalker. We just talked every now and again - we're talking once every couple of months here - and I had an indie film (non-porn) that I was producing that I was interested in having her act in. I tried to call her to wish her a Merry Christmas and the phone rang disconnected. Then I tried her old e-mail and it didn't work either. I'm just a friend - or an acquaintance, perhaps - who'd spoken with her every once in a while and I wanted to make sure she was OK. I understand your worries about stalkers, Melissa, but not everybody has the worst intentions. Some of us just befriend a girl who happens to do porn and do worry about our friends. I'm about a thousand miles away from L.A. and Vegas, out in Indiana, and I just wanted to check ...