Mark Sandman

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Date Joined: August 2005
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  • Is it true? Is Kelly Wells dating Skeeter? Wow! 12/15/2005 12:53:47 PM
    Quote from Swede "...you're all talking about Kelly Wells as if she's some sort of giant fuckhole. Don't forget that she's an actual human being with feelings and deserves some respect. Anyway, I hope she becomes even more famous so that she can earn more money. Cause she so deserves it. I kinda feel sorry for her at some times because it seems like she's had a rough childhood." I don't see Kelly as a giant fuckhole. I see her as a human being who was maybe a troubled kid and now is an actress who seems to be willing to do some very extreme sex acts to establish her name, make some serious money, and become famous. And those sex acts are already on the extreme fringe of what can be done without seriously harming a girl permanen...
  • Is it true? Is Kelly Wells dating Skeeter? Wow! 12/14/2005 8:05:04 PM
    I just wonder how far things can go, and I suspect with someone as seemingly up for anything as Kelly "Fuckin" Wells is with someone who's been accused of as much as Skeeter has (and who, with Bridgitte, did such extreme stuff that established her career) it could go pretty fucking far. That's not necessarily a good thing. It's like Bridgitte was Evel Knievel jumping 17 buses and now along comes Kelly and places herself in the hands of someone who goes, Nah, jump 60 buses. Why do I fear that for 2007 we'll see "New, from Skeetervision: Kelly Wells' "Knocked Up, Beat Up, and Fistfucked?" or something similar? I may be wrong. The collaboration might be hot, but one has the sense this can't end well. It's like drop...
  • To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/13/2005 7:30 PM
    See, when a lady farts, a gentleman is almost always sure to have a dog nearby so the dog can be blamed. And so she passes gas. So what? She's human. Nobody said she wasn't. So that doesn't bring Janine down a notch in my view... :-)
  • To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/13/2005 1:36 AM
    Oh, OK, sorry. I just thought maybe I'd tweaked you off, somehow. And Janine, the offer still stands. Hell, I'd even settle for coffee... Just goofin' around (unless, as Shaggy sang, you want to) :-) Mark
  • To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/13/2005 12:36 AM
    GirlinDC...I don't post on here much, but anytime I do, you seem to feel the need to step in and break my shoes, especially when I'm trying to be funny. Problems?
  • To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/12/2005 10:07 PM
    As far as what makes Janine legendary, hell, man, just look at her and talk to her on here. She's the real thing, brother. As far as a favorite scene...hmm...the as-yet unfilmed director's cut version of our wedding night, after she meets me and falls madly in love with me? Just kiddin' Janine, unless you wanna.
  • ? for Kylie Ireland 9/22/2005 1:14 AM
    Kylie: First, thanks for being so incredibly cool, witty and funny. As someone who's been a journalist, I liked how you handled yourself during the Michael Jordan controversy as a journalist. You're an actress I not only lust after, but one I actually think would be great to converse with, and one any guy would be proud to be involved with. So anyway...insight into the MILF phenomenon, with some empirical data but largely anecdotal experiences...I fantasized a lot about older women, especially growing up. Boys when they hit puberty get turned on very easily, almost all the time (at least I did) and - at least in the 1980s, in my hometown - most girls in early puberty didn't put out (13-16...nowadays statistics suggest sex occurs much youn...
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/17/2005 11:52 PM
    Croy, I gave up on trying to convince hard4u he's coming off as a psycho stalker...same reason one never tries to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and just confuses the pig... Besides, he keeps this up and he will be headed to jail when his ex puts 911 on the speed dial...assuming he doesn't kill her and then try to justify that evil BS.
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/14/2005 11:05 AM
    Terrifying a woman into not running where she ran anymore and slashing her tires = hurting a woman Guy who justifies it as you have = stalker in dire need of mental health care Sorry. Just how it is
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/13/2005 10:06 PM
    Dude. Get help. And I didn't kill myself because I knew, way back when, it'd hurt those I loved. You seem to have no such compunctions. Get help. You're not a big man for hurting women. Get help. Or else you'll wind up in jail being someone's prison girlfriend.
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/13/2005 9:21 PM
    Dude, get help. I mean I have had my heart broken. I had a girl leave me because she got cold feet about getting married. No discussion, she just split one day. It hurt so much - I was in my early 20s - I considered suicide. But I never, ever, ever thought of hurting her. Years later, after she'd gotten married, she came back and told me I was the great love of her life, and on her wedding day, she'd regretted losing me and wished it was me. She thought of calling me, but knew she'd hurt me. She ran away, and was silent, because she couldn't deal with getting married so young, and then she knew it damn near killed me from the pain. And dude, she's still married. I have had other loves and other relationships. But that's why you TALK ...
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/13/2005 6:56 PM
    Re: How hard it is to get an order. That's just dead wrong. Courts will typically issue a restraining order if a person feels there is cause and can prove they have been harassed. Look how many orders have been issued against the "stalkerazzi" for example. No court wants to be the one which is responsible for denying a woman and/or her children a restraining order and then having her get killed.
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/13/2005 3:40 PM
    Girl In DC, I understand your concern, and I don't have any agenda beyond really, legitimately trying to help. Without going into any real grotesque details, my Mom was stalked when I was a kid. We found dead animals in our car, her car was hit by the stalker's car, and he even smashed a large bay window while I was sleeping beneath it. I woke up with cuts - no scars - and my family was terrified. I was just a kid. We finally convinced the stalker to leave us alone not through a protective order, but by hitting him with an alumninum baseball bat and aiming a shotgun at him. I spent about a year in counseling because my life started resembling a slasher movie, where the guy would call and tell me I'd be dead by 16, or show up on our porc...
  • What do you do when your ex is a stalker 8/13/2005 1:29 PM
    Lori, I have friends who are attorneys that are preparing a seminar on cyberstalking for domestic violence shelters here in the Midwest. I suspect they will have a lot of good advice that could be relevant in this instance. Do you have an e-mail I could send you the information when it is completed? I hope that will be soon enough. I know something like this is never fun to go through. Please be careful and be safe. I've worked in a protective order program and as a domestic violence shelter assistant. A few quick questions: 1.) Do you have a protective order against him? 2.) Are you documenting everything he does? This is seriously necessary. Printouts of his attacks and the URL and access codes are strong evidence in court. Log everyth...
  • Happy Birthday, Honker 8/9/2005 12:51 PM
    Gen, Happy Birthday and you're far too hard on yourself, even jokingly, because you're quite beautiful, and also - as has been mentioned here - very cool. I am glad to hear you've been feeling better of late. I went through a period where - after years of nobody in my family had cancer - I lost three loved ones to it. And when I read about your fight with it, it genuinely moved me. I hope you have many, many more birthdays, all the happiness you deserve...and that you realize, IMHO, one Gen Padova is worth a thousand Jenna Jamesons.
  • Ms. Rain said what? 8/7/2005 10:36 PM
    An interesting conundrum here is that so often, demeaning terms or phrases are used in porn for women, racial groups and so forth...even some of the sample DVDs we see on the forum recently featured Asian women with the term "yellow" and much of the interracial porn does feature titles which imply a certain insensitivity to black people, to say the least. And there is the fact that Ms. Rain is frequently featured in rough sex videos where she gets anally penetrated, urinated on and so forth, frequently by men saying "Choke on it b*tch!" or "Swallow it, wh*re!" So is what we have here a woman who is one member of an oppressed group insulting another oppressed group and thinking that it is tacitly OK because so ...
  • Real names 8/7/2005 2:07 PM
    I know precisely two people in porn who are acting currently - both women - and while they're friends of mine and I know their real names, I'd never tell ANYBODY nor would I feel very comfortable seeing their names posted here. Point blank, I'd worry that someone would track them down and harm them. It happens. Sharon Mitchell was stalked and raped by a deranged fan, wasn't she? And in the 'mainstream,' one only has to look to Rebecca Schaefer or John Lennon to see how fans can harm someone they ostensibly idolize. Television executive Brandon Tartikoff said something brilliant about how fans are more prone to approach stars they see on TV because TV is present in the home, unlike film, and a 27 inch screen shows the person's head at almo...
  • Ms. Rain said what? 8/6/2005 11:02 PM
    On www.lukeford.com, Taylor just posted a song singing her praises from "The Sex Rapper." Five uses of n-ggaz (usually as in "white n-ggaz") one use of a homophobic slur - calling Dick Tracy a f-g. A diss on Ashley Blue, and a semi-dis on G-Unit's Lloyd Banks and Howard Stern wanting to lay Taylor. So if nothing else, Taylor keeps the controversy coming.
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