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• Funniest porn title? 7/23/2009 2:17:19 PM
  
  ^^^ Yum! Totally Tabitha looks tasty!

• How to make my wife enjoy my cum? 6/29/2009 9:37:26 AM
  
  Along with the above mentioned foods make sure you are well hydrated so as to keep your cum liquidy and not chunky. You may also suggest that she share the cum with you. She'll realize that you aren't afraid to taste "yourself" which may turn her on and even bring more intimacy to that kind of kiss. My girlfriend and I do this all the time... she loves it. I'm vegetarian and my cum is delicious. Above all, communication is the key.

• NUN and Church porn! Where do i find it? 6/25/2009 1:57:17 AM
  
  If you're watching nun porn with your woman be your side, you may want one of these blasphemous toys to add to the nastiness. Yes, there is a Nun toy but... Jackhammer Jesus anyone? <link>

• Shattered 6/10/2009 3:40:20 PM
  
  Not the greatest of feelings - but a human feeling. Nice expression, Redish.

• Taylor Vixen with unbelivable natural boobs! 6/8/2009 8:08:03 PM
  
  ^ You mean vagitarian.

• Who has got the most beautiful natural boobs? 5/26/2009 10:39:17 AM
  
  ^ Lunacy. Yumi looks great from any angle and her curves are salivating. I don't see anything &quot;boyish&quot; at all. Her cuteness just adds to her overall sexiness and I rank her high on my list of stroke worthy Japanese beauties. Luckily, I live in Silicon Valley where there are lots of beautiful asians. My favorites are the women who have large breasts for their body size. Eye-popping! ... and tent-in-the-pants making!

• What celebs would you want to fuck and how? 5/24/2009 8:38:51 AM
  
  What celebs would you want to fuck and how? Anna Friel... through her piehole. <image> <image>

• It's a Good Time 2 Luv B00bs 5/20/2009 11:47:07 PM
  
  ^^^ You know a clip is hot when you have your hand in your pants in nothing flat. Isabel made me hard.

• Best Dramatic Lines in Porno Films 4/29/2009 4:39:45 PM
  
  ^^^ Nice post, saratoga. That was a nice line. My offer is more comedic than dramatic: Yes, it is uttered by the porn-clown himself, Ron Jeremy. He is rather funny sometimes. Though I cannot remember the 1980s movie it's from, the scene is outdoors and Ron is on the receiving end of a nice blowjob, might have been Kristara Barrington on the giving end. Ron is obviously enjoying her talents, moaning &quot;Oh, yeah&quot;. Then he says &quot;That's really nice. Who taught you how to do that?&quot; Pause. &quot;It wasn't me, was it?&quot; The actress starts laughing with the cock still deep in her mouth. Remember, Jeremy was able to self-suck back in the day, so the line actually meant something at the time. Funny as hell. Edited by - love_that...

• romantic dirty porn 4/25/2009 3:37:59 PM
  
  If my girlfriend and I ever record our sex fun, we'll be sure to make you a copy. Rimming her ass is always a delight and she loves to swallow my sperm. And kissing her afterwards with my flavor still on her tongue is romantic and dirty, isn't it? As someone once said, &quot;If the sex isn't dirty, you're doing it wrong.&quot;

• The sperm donor clinic fantasy 4/25/2009 3:27:53 PM
  
  Hot topic! Let's add some humor and have a recurring character, a female intern who knows what goes on in the donating rooms, finds it disgusting and yet she finds it hard to get &quot;sperm&quot; out of her mind and has turned into a sperm-drinking junkie, just not straight from the source. So between the sex scenes, she can't help herself and constantly sneeks into the storage room where the cups or vials of fresh sperm are kept and drinks down a few of them. In other scenes, before her next fix, she might be shown breathing into her hand so as to inhale that distinctive sperm aroma [My girlfriend loves the smell of cum, so you know where this idea cums from.]

• Loose Boobs 4/25/2009 3:07:23 PM
  
  &quot;Christina's Island Vacation&quot; has plenty of hanging breasts. Between Christina Jolie, Jasmine Black and Petrushka there's much to ogle and stroke to. Pendulous tits of my dreams! Recommended big-tit movie. I gave it 3 splats.

• Gentle sex, foreplay need help to find. 4/25/2009 2:54:10 PM
  
  Check out the DVDs produced by Sinclair Intimacy. They are a series of educational movies geared to enhancing couple's sexual relationships. The couples are everyday people not pornstars so the sex is realistic and even tender. There are cumshots and close-ups so this series can really get you in the mood to start your bed fun right away.

• Balls 4/25/2009 2:46:33 PM
  
  My gal loves ball play. Hoping to see other titles on this thread besides &quot;Sack Lunch.&quot;

• std testing question 4/18/2009 10:04:49 PM
  
  Look up your county health department online and they possibly will have the testing centers and costs of getting STD testing. You should probably also get HIV tests as any prospective couple you may meet will have that too. STD testing will cost something but usually you can get HIV test for free. When you connect with playmates, make sure you are still using condoms. Then get tested regularly, every 6 months or so. Have fun swinging! It's a blast... sometimes several blasts!

• Girls who smile during a scene 4/17/2009 10:52:49 AM
  
  Petra Mis, aka Paolina, always has a smile on her face during her sex scenes. Her sex-smile is as big as her boobs. She's mainly in Euro titles. <image>

• Chelsea Handler or Sarah Silverman 4/14/2009 8:40:41 AM
  
  ^ Thanks for the pics, ultra. Chelsea's bod should make more than a few of us &quot;stand-up&quot;. Mmm-mmm-good.

• Men shaving pubes the norm? 3/31/2009 8:11:21 PM
  
  ^ Very nice post, Mumbler. Appreciate your sharing. I trim my pubes but haven't shaved. My girlfriend appreciates that there's less pubes that find their way into her mouth while BJing. Don't think I'll ever go back to having a full growth.

• Girls with BIG Labia 3/30/2009 1:29:38 PM
  
  ^^ + Sunset Diamond.. nice find! She's got hangers!

• Funniest porn title? 3/28/2009 2:10:56 AM
  
  Mentioned in a &quot;Friends&quot; episode so probably a fictitious title (but a good one): Doctor Do Me a Little