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• Gorgeous Eurobabe Shalina Devine 2/24/2021 9:55:45 AM
  
  If I could get close enough, I would certainly risk poking my eye out.

• Gorgeous Eurobabe Shalina Devine 2/23/2021 2:58:19 PM
  
  Those nips... <image> <image>

• Paige Owens 2/18/2021 2:50:05 PM
  
  Where has she been all my porn-watching life? <image>

• best asian in porn 2/18/2021 12:43:47 PM
  
  She's been mentioned a few times in this thread but I thought she deserved another shout-out and a photo. My all-time favorite Asian, Kaiya Lynn. <image>

• Perfect fake tits pornstars, models and studios 2/18/2021 12:36:09 PM
  
  Feeling nostalgic today, so I'm gonna stan for Michelle B's mams. That girl was perfect. <image>

• Revive the Painful Anal Thread ? 2/18/2021 12:18:30 PM
  
  Some personal favorites, most involving ladies who are sadly long gone: --Bobbi Starr in Up'r Class 5, particularly when she's belly-down. --Bobbi in I've Been Sodomized 3, in the middle when he really goes to town with that inflatable plug. --Chastity Lynn in Down the Rabbit Hole. --Almost anything involving Alina West's butthole during her initial run. --For something more contemporary, Monika Wild in an Asshole Fever scene called The Wild Factor (also included in the movie Asshole Fever 6.)

• Foodplay? 12/21/2016 9:04:42 PM
  
  Thanks -- checked some previews for Ass Smoothies and it seems to be girl-only. I remember watching a scene that took place in a kitchen, with a cake on the counter. The guy bent the girl over and right on to the cake, they smeared it all over each other while they were doing it. That's the kind of thing I'm looking for. Starting to get a complex that maybe it's a fetish only I enjoy

• The Most Underrated Female In Porn Currently? 12/21/2016 8:58:11 PM
  
  I will again shout it from the rooftops: Kat Dior!!! <image> I was the last one to post in her thread here and that was two months ago. Since then I've seen her turn in a string of winners: Anal Students 3, Big Booty Creampies, Petite Girls Taking Massive Cocks, and My Best Friend's Sister Loves Anal. I have yet to see her in anything ordinary. <image> Now if you'll excuse me I need to tend to Fapworthy Castle.

• What are some things you LOVE in porn? 12/15/2016 3:36:40 PM
  
  When she masturbates as she's giving head or riding. When she gets a creampie in RC, squats over the giver, leaks it onto him, then licks it up. When she digs in to take a taste of the creampie. Sloppy head during the act; long, slow post-cum head after. The kind that makes the dude twitch. When she jerks him to completion, and she does it right. You can tell what I mean by the ferocity of the cumshot. Freckles. Don't cover them with makeup please! Pubes. Love that they're making a comeback. When she makes noise, and lots of it. IDK what "over the top" means

• Foodplay? 12/15/2016 3:18:05 PM
  
  I'm looking for M/F movies or scenes where there's food spread all over the body. Insertion of a food item is OK as long as the smearing of food on the lady is part of the sexin'. I searched this forum and found some mentions of Mike Adriano, but his scenes aren't my cup of tea. Anyone have other suggestions? With everything porn caters to I can't believe this is so hard to find!

• Who is your favorite curvy female pornstar? 12/15/2016 3:14:35 PM
  
  Can't think of any ones who are still active, but Jasmine Black, Jessica Moore and Diamond Kitty always did it for me.

• LeWood Official Thread 11/25/2016 7:55:47 PM
  
  I know it's been said here before, but more Francesca in front of the camera!

• Name your top 10 girls 11/25/2016 7:48:13 PM
  
  Current #1 is Kat Dior, for sure... <image> Followed by, in alphabetical order: Anikka Albrite Veronica Avluv Blanche Bradburry Anissa Kate Francesca Le Romi Rain Ariel Temple (a.k.a. Katarina Muti) Kleio Valentien Jessie Volt And my top 10 retired: Roxy Bell Roxy Jezel Cherry Jul Shy Love Kaiya Lynn Michelle B. Jessica Moore Tiffany Mynx Bobbi Starr Rose Red Tyrell

• Looking for the best pounders 10/27/2016 8:52:14 PM
  
  Mick Blue.

• Alina West - Teen with Bubble Butt 10/27/2016 4:56:31 PM
  
  ^Bah! What's up with that guy? Made me think she had some new stuff out, but nooooooo! There is weeping at Castle Fapworthy. I did notice a few "new" scenes over the summer but the only thing new to me was Barely Legal 153. Not among her all-time best by a long shot, but not a bad way to bid farewell. And so there is more weeping at Castle Fapworthy.... Edited by - lordfapworthy on 10/27/2016 5:24:22 PM

• Kat Dior 10/27/2016 3:30:30 PM
  
  I've lurked for some time, and now I had to join up to say it: I get how some are turned off by the enhancements, but it's a head scratcher how no one has given this girl props in months. She's turned in some scorchers recently; Black Cum In Me and Anal Fanatic 7 are two that are really doing it for me. And, since this is my very first post, lemme cross my fingers and see if I got the image policy right <image> <image> <image> <image>