Hildebrand Limpy Johnson

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  • FireFox 4.0 - Experiences so far? 4/5/2011 1:49:07 PM
    I installed Firefox 4.0 (file version 2.0.0.4094) a few days ago. It works great. This is my first use of Firefox, so I can't compare it to earlier versions. I had been using IE8. However, it has increasingly become less-and-less dependable, typically freezing-up as non-responsive three, four, five times a day. Incredibly annoying! Also, as an XP SP3 user, and likely to remain so for quite a while yet, it seemed to be the right time to switch to a browser that supports XP, and seems to be prepared to continue doing so. Immediately, Firefox 4.0 kicks IE8's ass, and has not frozen once on either of my two computers. BTW, both my computers are kept current, patched and updated. I've seen these type of degraded performance issues (i.e. IE8) whe...
  • What's the one thing that will ruin any scene 4 U? 3/12/2011 9:09:45 AM
    * Spitting into the girl's mouth (or on her face). Girls spitting on a guy's cock, or guys spitting on a girl's ass crack before anal, as "lubricant," don't bother me (in small doses). * Any kind of inflicted pain (BDSM genre stuff excluded). In other words, don't smack the girl around during normal mainstream porn.
  • coming soon newbie Monicka Jaymes 3/10/2011 9:59:44 AM
    So, is Monicka Jaymes going to "happen"? During the glory years (2002-2004), she would already have 20 DVD credits by now. Is the economy so bad that, even a stunning, promising newbie like Monicka fails to be produced? I have to believe she would move a lot of product.
  • Christina Aguilera Looking Hot Again! 3/10/2011 8:40:14 AM
    I don't care if it's the dreaded "package tour" with the likes of Katy Perry and Rihanna. Sounds like a masturbatory-fantasy cum true, if you ask me. Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry and Rihanna are three of my hottest buttons! (You had me at Katy Perry.) Shit, if they ran this, and put out a concert DVD, I'd probably have to breakdown and buy Blu-ray once-and-for-all (only because I would have confidence that the technical aspects of the video -- and, ahem, "subject matter" -- would be of the technical quality to merit it). All we would need is a redhead, an Asian or Bollywood hottie, and a dark Black girl (the new 2.0 version of Jennifer Hudson would work nicely) Package it in a standard five-scenes-plus-bonus-scene fo...
  • Brea Bennett 2/13/2011 5:10:30 PM
    Desitatta wrote: I'll inked my dick for her...hehe Maybe, she'll let you see if you can get some of hers to rub off?
  • Brea Bennett 2/13/2011 12:54:05 PM
    It killed me when she added all the ink
  • Who do you think are the "holy grails" of porn? 1/21/2011 8:20:47 AM
    davebowman wrote: The Holy Grail of porn is a woman with two assholes. The search is on. Most Boy/Girl/Boy 2-on-1 scenes would seem to qualify (i.e. "a woman with two assholes")
  • Sorry to bother you .... 1/13/2011 9:12:48 AM
    backdoorman wrote: Sorry that's what I meant though. Thanks for the link ! I'll try not to lose this one. Glad I was able to help
  • Kianna Dior 1/13/2011 9:05:19 AM
    I recently watched <link> in [ invalid url ]. Wow. What a fabulous performer! She has the look, the skills, the sexy talk, the pout and body movements and gives one gorgeous blowjob. I plan to keep an eye out for her when choosing future DVDs and rentals. According to the IAFD, she &quot;started around 30 years old,&quot; when she entered the business in 1999. I'm going to have to research my library to see what I have on hand. Definitely an A-list, star performer.
  • Incomplete DVD? -Still Talkin Bout White Chix 2003 1/5/2011 9:12:17 AM
    Any chance your DVD is double-sided? If so, double-sided DVDs have an &quot;A&quot; side and a &quot;B&quot; side, and do not have a label on the DVD. They were fairly common back in the early days of porn titles on DVDs. Lots of the early New Sensations/Digital Sin DVDs, for example, were double-sided. What is your DVD's running length? Should be approximately 86-minutes.
  • How much do girls get for bukkake scenes? 1/3/2011 4:12:03 PM
    $800? I wonder if that has always been the case, or if it is now &quot;current reality&quot; based on the currently stressed industry? In any event, the girls deserve more, for all the extra work and abuse they take doing a bukkake scene. Now that we're asking, I wonder about the male talent. What do the few A-list studs get paid for a bukkake? And, what do the mopes, filling out the scene, get paid? Ever let fanboys buy their way in?
  • Pornstars who left the business in 2010 1/3/2011 3:59:10 PM
    I'm wondering if the <link> , the resulting increased governmental scrutiny and posturing, combined with a big decline in new scenes being shot, hasn't encouraged some performers to just pack-it-in?
  • Porn positon everybody likes but you hate 1/2/2011 11:51:18 AM
    I hate to pile on, but, piledriver sucks. Agree with wanting to see the girl's face. I particularly like to see the initial penetration, and the girl's facial reaction to it. Also, I like full-body shots as part of the mix. Extended close-ups are boring, as are circus acts. The only &quot;two&quot; anything I enjoy, is B/G/G. Two dicks in one hole is an abomination unto the Lord, and He will smite us for it
  • Which movie? 11/24/2010 9:20:23 AM
    It's Brad Armstrong and Kirsten Price from [ invalid url ] Once you know it's Brad, the IAFD makes it very easy to search for &quot;Kirsten Price with Brad Armstrong&quot; on her performer's page. <image> Clicking on &quot;Check On Pairings&quot; returns eight titles where they are known to perform together, plus a list of titles where they are both in the credits. <image> Happy stroking.
  • Ejaculate twice - does anyone else? 11/21/2010 11:27:33 AM
    Sure, I'm good for two (twice a month, this is) Begging, pleading, bargaining with God (and that's just by myself). Every once-in-a-while, if the stars align just so, even a blind pig stumbles across an acorn I can still remember the good 'ole days... Those multiple hour stroke-a-thons... Where you brought yourself to the edge and back multiple times... Glistening drops of pre-cum (before you finally brought it home)... Remember, the mind is the second thing to go. You kids enjoy it while it lasts
  • Porn is Depressing!!! please take time to read!!! 11/18/2010 8:40:43 AM
    cubesnake wrote: I recently realized once more that all my years watching porn and &quot;enjoying&quot; it are never comming back. Now that i have to take certain pills even my erection is history too It is true that life can be a bitch ... the problem is just how does one deal with it ? I am pretty sure i will stay single for the rest of my life and even though i still watch all my girls on dvd/pc i does not make me feel as good as it did all those years. I feel your pain. Let's call it <link> . Now that I own more porn than people can possibly imagine, the ability to &quot;enjoy&quot; it wanes And, you know, as a man who got nothing out of life -- particularly with women -- losing the ability to really whack-off and enjoy it is a very bi...
  • Things that ruin a scene 11/1/2010 7:43 AM
    screwcap wrote: furthermore I'm sick and tired of the reduntant &quot;couch&quot; seens. Shane is a repeat offender. Makes me wonder about his lack of imagination. <link>
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