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• To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/13/2005 5:24 PM
  
  Huggins293 wrote: Janine has earned the right to have that imperfection. I stand by my claim Janine to me is the Eric Clapton of porn. She licks pussy how Eric Clapton plays the guitar. The Eric Clapton quote's a classic. I hope you're getting this, Walter. As should hopefully be clear, I was just messin'. I'm not quite deluded enough to imagine we're really about to do the whole church bit. Not quite... Maybe I need to use more icons in my posts...

• To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/13/2005 1:44 PM
  
  Huggins293 wrote: Janine Marie wrote: Thanks....but I can't take anymore!.............I toot in bed every night!...and I like it! so there! sorry, i had to take it down a notch. ;) Forgive me, but what do you mean by that? I believe she just said she's a farter. In that case (and hopefully this doesn't hit you too hard) the wedding's off. Sorry toots. But as Lee Evans says, "no matter how beautiful a woman is, if you use the bathroom after her and she's forgotten to flush all your love just goes right out the window." I heard that you will be in comstock, New York correct? She's doing a strap on scene with TonyC? Kperv groveled: Just a reminder: Some of us like you barefoot too. Deviant! You have been so marked, please remain ...

• To: Janine (The Lesbian Legend of Adult) 10/13/2005 4:01 AM
  
  I'm gonna write to GirlInDC every day until she agrees to squirt on VincentVanGauge. Every day...! Janine? That foxy chunk of loveliness? She's fit, no doubt about it. The tan lines in particular are sure to get my motor running - almost like an insubstantial pair of panties. I believe our wedding is set for a week on tuesday. Sorry Mr Sandman, bring me a dream. bom bom bom...

• Adult Features and Release Spans 10/11/2005 6:00 PM
  
  Fucking hell Zartyr I think you've just sprained my eyeballs! This evening instead of counting sheep I'll be seeing an endless stream of black text on a white background scrolling before my mind's eye. Zartyr wrote: With pornography I often feel tempted to press FF in the "non-action" scenes in features. However, I rarely feel tempted to FF to the next "Alien eats the next Nostromo team member"-scene, even though I have seen the movie for the umpteenth time. I am also seldom tempted to FF in a documentary, even if they show more or less only scenes of a predatory cat hunting and catching its game. Watching gonzos I can't resist to do FF during the "action scenes", probably because of the lack of camera techniq...

• Sandy: Babe Abroad Season 2 (explicit edit) 10/11/2005 5:05 PM
  
  Nice fuckin' review Masamune! I'm really impressed with the way you've arranged the layout, very clear and attractive. That was sort of the idea I was groping towards when I tried my hand a while back, but never could quite hack it. Nice work fella! And, yes, that's the same Sandy. She's a booty queen, who I'd gladly genuflect before right now. Grrrrrrr.

• Neu Wave Pornosec 10/11/2005 2:22 PM
  
  Step 3: Stop butchering my language.

• NOT made in the USA 10/9/2005 8:06 AM
  
  I think it was some pre-emptive finger pointing. Maybe there are satellite images showing us filthy "Euros" are about to launch a spate of dastardly attacks on America's pornographic moral choices. I feel certain there must be. Am I gonna get a smacked bottom from a mod for breaking the political embargo? Please promote Loraine and get her to do it!

• Adult Features and Release Spans 10/9/2005 7:42 AM
  
  What on earth? Bob, I enjoy your thoughtful and insightful ideas, but this last response just strikes me as a flat out attack on the previous poster. Lazerus was using "the passive voice", a form of academic discourse where a distance is kept between the author and the topic being discussed, which is why there are a surfeit to "maybes", "possiblys", and "seems". It's a way of thinking that is very easy to fall into, and quite useful when talking about abstract concepts. Maybe you could just say that you disagree with him, then offer some of your own thoughts and experiences to counter the points he has raised? I'd certainly be interested to hear them. I disagree, incidentally, that feeling an intima...

• NOT made in the USA 10/8/2005 1:36 PM
  
  It's also worth pointing out that many of the girls nabbed in Russia and former soviet territories are shipped off to work in more "decent" countries like Britain and America. I've not heard of a case yet where a porn performer was found to be in this terrible situation, I've only heard of prostitution. Still, it should give people pause when they start demanding all sort of extreme sex acts from the girls...

• Adult Features and Release Spans 10/6/2005 12:06 PM
  
  It might not be worth mentioning, but the issues you with regard to the cable versions of porn movies are a US problem. The various European countries each have their own sets of laws which I can't even begin to know, but it's certainly true that in some the content shown on cable is far harder than what is apparently acceptable in America. Britain, meanwhile, continues with the policy of no hardcore on TV, thank you very much. Though that has given us a great g/g pornographer called Viv Thomas who might have been submerged in a tidal wave of cheap hardcore gonzo otherwise. So thank heavens for the wide variety of laws, huh. Lazerus wrote: 2. The problem with sex informing the plot (which sounds good in principle) is that the soft cable ver...

• Mercedez pressured into harder sex 10/5/2005 2:15 PM
  
  There was a series on TV about the Vivid girls a while back, and some of the scenes showing Mercedez with her child were... unsettling. Should we take her word entirely at face value with regard to these "contract negotiations"? Having said that I was also surprised at how much anal Kira Kenner started doing before she took flight. Maybe Vivid feel that some of their contract stars become overexposed after a while to make their movies that profitable on cable, and look to the DVD market to keep on making some money?

• Adult Features and Release Spans 10/4/2005 3:59 PM
  
  I get the impression that DVD sales represent little more than pocket money to a studio like Wicked, who probably make a large chunk of their change from TV deals. Maybe they didn't consider the investment in re-authoring worth the expense? Fashionistas is actually (in my opinion) a very good example of a well polished DVD but a poor example of how to make a sex feature. For those who haven't seen it the DVD set includes 4 discs and is held in a special cardboard case. Two DVDs are for the movie with an entertaining commentary featuring Mr Stagliano, Tricia D, Taylor St Claire, and Belladonna. A third disc is devoted to a making of which outstrips most mainstream supplemental documentaries in terms of clarity and a feeling of "being t...

• Pirates Starting Carmen Luvana & Jesse Jane 10/3/2005 5:32 PM
  
  I'd just been staring at Monica Bellucci's norks for the last ten minutes, so it's possible the "tech lord" comment was a result of temporary insanity. The thing is, it's all still up in the air for HD-DVD since the final spec hasn't yet been voted on, and Warner have been pushing for red laser WMV (essentially DVDs with HD content crammed on in WMV codec like Pirates) to be added. Having said that I can't believe Toshiba would want their potential future waters muddied by having incompatible discs already out there in the market and using the same name they themselves plan to use. All that's kind of moot however, after the latest momentus news. Paramount (one of the 3 major studios to pledge support to HD DVD) has just announ...

• Pirates Starting Carmen Luvana & Jesse Jane 10/3/2005 3:56 PM
  
  We'll have to wait for the tech lord KPerv or someone else who properly understands these things, as that's the extent of my knowledge about uncovering DRM. If it says HD-DVD then it's entirely possible they haven't included any protection, as this DVD is in fact WMV HD while HD-DVD is a new format Toshiba are set to launch early next year. Mislabeling like that would suggest they don't really know what they are up to. Is Machrovision advertised before the standard definition feature? If not then they may have left both versions unprotected.

• Pirates Starting Carmen Luvana & Jesse Jane 10/3/2005 3:06 PM
  
  Digital Rights Management. If when you put the high definition DVD in your computer it asks for an internet connection before letting you watch then chances are it's DRM protected. It's an anti-piracy measure which has the unfortunate effect of sometimes discriminating against people outside the US or those not using Bill Gates' software. Does the disc actually say HD DVD on it?

• Other "phat" models? 10/3/2005 8:28 AM
  
  Bob wrote: Lee O wrote: "In case you couldn't tell, this is just the type of woman to release my latent fanboy." Latent? Is this the right time for me to mention just how large my willy is? Yeah, thought so... Edited by - Lee O on 10/3/2005 9:29:40 AM

• What Constitutes A "Porn Star"? 10/2/2005 12:06 PM
  
  You've got the same watch as me and I've mislaid mine. Give it back! I noticed while watching you boff Deauxma on that My Friend's Hot Mom site. Porn Stars? Girl girl is fine, but maybe a little more exclusive a club to enter. Think Janine or Sandy. As for number of movies I'd guess more than a few, but less than a lot. Make of that what you will. 6 or more for feature? around 20 for gonzo? I'm really just pulling numbers out of my ass. Being a big enough cheese to be on more than a few boxcovers probably doesn't hurt. Though the phrase is so ubiquitous many just use "porn star" in place of "porn performer".

• NOT made in the USA 10/2/2005 10:33 AM
  
  Aren't Argentina and Brazil provinces of Germany these days, with all the offspring of escaped Nazis littering up their streets?

• Other "phat" models? 10/2/2005 10:10 AM
  
  A few women who might fit the bill... <link> - Has a similar body type to Angelica Bella, though is perhaps a little colder in her performances. She's done American gonzo as well as European features, and is now retired from on camera performances AFAIK. <link> - Similar shape to the Angel Dark, and the same mocha skin tone. Held out from hardcore for a while if I remember rightly, which made her eventual splash more celebrated. A real stunner. <link> - Almost exclusively performed for Mario Salieri, so that may put some off, but she's worth checking out even if you don't dig his style. A classy woman in a profession which usually strips that quality away very quickly, she reacts more to her partners than I can remember seeing with mo...

• Why won't my avatar show? 9/30/2005 5:50 AM
  
  but you lost your virtue long ago...