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• Best Porn Parodies, Avatar, Carolina Jones, etc. 1/10/2011 12:30:49 AM
  
  Nameless1 wrote: Lacrosse Lacock wrote: Thanks for the tips. Let me ask you something about "The Sex Files". Is it actually a comedy? [ invalid url ] No. Although there is some comedy. It's just like watching a episode of the X-Files. They even released a sequel, but haven't picked it up yet. I kind of figured by that way porns are categorized and discussed that a porn version of a TV show or movie didn't necessarily need to be a comedy to be considered a parody. I had another person go off about this in another thread (The one about the possibility of a Duke lacrosse sex scandal parody.) recently. Thanks. [ invalid url ] Edited by - Lacrosse Lacock on 1/10/2011 12:32:37 AM Edited to remove unacceptable comments - Flash Edited b...

• Cock Size and the Woman's Pleasure 1/9/2011 6:05:25 AM
  
  Somehow, my previous comment double posted. Now that I have deleted it I'm going to take this opportunity to say: [ invalid url ] Edited by - Lacrosse Lacock on 1/9/2011 6:08:44 AM

• Cock Size and the Woman's Pleasure 1/9/2011 6:04:29 AM
  
  Nah, in fact I rather have a natural aversion to it. I thought that maybe if we cut to the chase we can have done with it and move forward onto other things. For instance how us guys dig hairless chicks (advantage Asians and Latinos, generally speaking of course). PS - In these sorts of context "generally speaking" isn't something poetic but rather mathematical. It means in aggregate and if "in aggregate" needs defining then this is going to take a long time. That is if it is possible at all. Do you get what I am saying?

• Cock Size and the Woman's Pleasure 1/9/2011 5:05:22 AM
  
  If you want the truth then this thread should be open only to chicks. My guess is that bigger is always better to a girl but at ceratin point they don't want you to put the whole thing in. Of course this runs contrary to a guys general desire to put it all in. The result is that depending on the guy's desire for penetration and what agirl can handle there is some sort of dependent optimum. My guess just on some fundamentals of evolutionary biology that the optimum size is generally smaller for asian and skinny girls and larger for black and fat girls. All that being said there is probably an overall optimum that we will approach and whatever that size is if the girls knew that it would be successful in advance they would angle for that and ...

• Best Porn Parodies, Avatar, Carolina Jones, etc. 1/9/2011 1:48:24 AM
  
  Thanks for the tips. Let me ask you something about "The Sex Files". Is it actually a comedy? [ invalid url ]

• Best Porn Parodies, Avatar, Carolina Jones, etc. 1/8/2011 8:51:27 PM
  
  I'd like to hear what people think the best porn parodies that are still on the market are. I've seen the first Pirates and thought that it was okay but what about the sequel? Was that any better? Also, I'd like to know people thought of Carolina Jones, Batman XXX and the new Avatar porn. But those aside, or not, what are the absolute best? [ invalid url ] Edited by - Lacrosse Lacock on Jan 8 2011

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/8/2011 8:30:01 PM
  
  Let's face it the Duke lacrosse sex scandal is much more analogous the the Monica Lewinski/Bill Clinton sex scandal than it is to the 9/11 or Columbine massacres. In the first two cases there was lewd behavior but no actual sex or crime even while in the latter two many innocent people were murdered in cold blood. See the difference? If that doesn't make sense to you then let's just agree to disagree. And I stand by my conviction that a lacrosse sex scandal porn could be done tastefully. If "Sex, Lies and the President" and "Tiger's Got Wood" were a "go" there is no reason that this shouldn't be. I dare say that Chelsea Clinton and Tiger Wood's children were more seriously and irreparably harmed by their father...

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/8/2011 4:32:42 PM
  
  Amee, You are the one that is not making sense. You are just reacting emotionally. Your presentation of the slippery slope argument is indeed a logical fallacy. I'm starting to think your comments are so knee jerk and not thought out that I shouldn't comment on them at all. Getting back to the movie concept, I think that if you make the interracial gang bang a dream scene you could make it work. The exculpatory evidence could be brought up as punch lines like "But the semen of the four men found on you doesn't match any one on the team." Cue laugh track. Nifong could provide tons of comedy as the politically motivated DA that ends up losing his license and going to jail. And his name is even ripe for parody. To lessen the seriousn...

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/8/2011 2:10:12 PM
  
  Amee, that's not a logical conclusion in fact it is a logical fallicy. The "slippery slope" argument if I remember what they taught us is college. As for me not having empathy for the people involved with the case I don't think that's true at all. If a porn of this nature gets even one woman not to falsely cry rape many people will benefit and the suffering that acused endured will not so much be in vain. [ invalid url ]

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/8/2011 2:39:09 AM
  
  So really, you're equating a few people being slandered with a couple of the worste mass murders in US history? That's ridiculous. As for damaged reputations a porn on the subject could actually help to ameliorate that situation. Also for the record I don't want to see this produced to see a rape scene. I figure the gang rape that never happened in real life wouldn't happen in the movie either. That scene would be replaced by a consentual gang bang or maybe even a wishful thinking dream scene of a consentual gang bang. The thing is there was actually a case brought up in a town that I lived in where a girl actually cried rape after she consentually took part in a gang bang. Luckily the whole incident was recorded on video and the judge dism...

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/7/2011 4:00:59 PM
  
  I know what the definition of parody is. However, in the case of porn "parody" is often used to describe any movie based on the mere idea of the original regardless of whether or not it is a comedy. The fact that it is a porn version makes it a parody in and of itself. As for the number of people in the photo there are actually five. And you say that lives were ruined? I'm not so sure that was the case. The players on the Duke team were exonerated and made off with a substantial financial settlement. The former coach of Duke while having lost his job got a new one at a good university and then went on to lead Team USA to a world championship. All that and he made more money off of this than anyone. As for the dancer, Crystal Mangu...

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/7/2011 3:54:47 AM
  
  If that were the case no one would have posed for the picture that I am using as an avatar. The picture itself is a parody. I wouldn't be suprised if a porn studio was waiting to produce something such that its release could coincide with the release of the upcoming HBO movie on the subject. I don't imagine that the porn would follow the actual story but even if it did it wouldn't be the first porn with a darker emotional side and a moral. That being said I'd prefer something on the lighter side. [ invalid url ] Edited by - Lacrosse Lacock on 1/7/2011 8:37:47 PM

• Lacrosse Scandal Porn Parody 1/6/2011 8:46:48 AM
  
  I little while ago I stumbled acrosse the picture that I am now using as my avatar somewhere on the Internet. When I saw it I thought for sure that it was from a porn parody about the Duke lacrosse scandal. Turns out it is not (or at least not to my knowledge). But if that is indeed the case doesn't it beg the question: Why hasn't someone made a porn out of this already? And for the people in the photo: Why after getting all dressed-up in costumes didn't you just start doing "it" and video tape the results? I'd pay money to see it and I'm sure a lot of other people would to. It might even get some attention in the mainstream media which cannot be bad for sales. So why doesn't someone do this? Would you be interested in a lacrosse ...