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• Are most porn directors secretly gay? 1/28/2010 11:29:57 PM
  
  stinkfist wrote: What the fact you are berating the Directors about the porn you do not even buy,maybe that is why you have not had replies from any of the Directors. No, as other posters have pointed out already, this subject has been brought up repeatedly with no weigh-in from the pros. I doubt they are even reading. My only hope when I posted was to agitate one of their underlings enough to get something reported up the chain to the boss, as happened a couple years ago with Peter North and the "jump to man cumming" shot. I have no illusions that this will actually work, but what the hell? As I asked before, IF YOU HAVE A BETTER SUGGESTION FOR CONTACTING PORN PRODUCERS THEN POSTING HERE, LET'S HEAR IT, PLEASE. I specifically m...

• Think About Starting My One Porn Site 1/28/2010 10:37:08 PM
  
  MikeSouth wrote: As any photographer knows any camera with manual functions CAN take great photos, if the photographer has any knowledge at all. if not you can have the most expensive camera on earth and it wont make you a photographer any more than buying a tongue depressor makes you a doctor. That's all right, most porn directors don't know a damn thing about lighting or shot composition, anyway, so who says you need to be a photographer to shoot porn? -K-

• Are most porn directors secretly gay? 1/27/2010 9:51 PM
  
  Please do not quote me out of context, stink. -K-

• Are most porn directors secretly gay? 1/26/2010 11:15:40 PM
  
  Obviously others do see it, since you are the lone voice of dissent. Or perhaps it simply doesn't irritate you as much as it irritates the rest of us, particularly since I explained that I have seen the same angles and errors repeated across multiple genres, countries, and regions. Regardless, I intend to vote with my wallet. It's really not worth paying for porn on the off chance that MAYBE 20% of the scene will be shot in a manner that doesn't frustrate and annoy. On the other hand, it is WELL worth my time to find alternate means by which to download the hard work and effort of such directors for free. I'd like to support my favorite directors with my cash, but so far I don't really have one that consistently DOESN'T screw it up for me. ...

• Are most porn directors secretly gay? 1/26/2010 10:59:51 PM
  
  I think you're missing the point, stinkfist. My point is not that "balls were shown." My point is that balls were ALL that was shown. In a forty minute porn scene, thirty minutes of swinging nuts is not the sort of porn I'm interested in watching, thanks. I can only observe the evidence with mine own eyes. Porn directors ARE getting a rough time on this thread... because frankly I think I can do a better job at what they do than they are currently doing. As a porn consumer I believe I have the right to an opinion. I'm not sure what Kim Jong Il's finger has to do with anything, and I did not advocate writing to a government representative over something so frivolous. If you disagree, fine. Do so and enjoy the dissonance. But if ...

• Are most porn directors secretly gay? 1/26/2010 9:44:10 PM
  
  Hi folks. I'm taking a break from writing some pretty major business proposals, so I can't respond to each person with an individual message. I'll try to get most of you in here. I don't think the idea of ten men standing around wanking away before unloading on a chick is gay, but it's not really my cup of tea. That wasn't really what I meant. (Although I like the idea bi_girl had about the line of men waiting to go. Good thinking, someone get that woman a camera!) As another poster queried, yes, I'm speaking specifically of the zoomed in ball shot that lasts for more than a minute-- in some cases it lasts for more than 50% of the penetration. In some cases it lasts for the entire goddamn scene. I can recall a couple of scenes I watched wh...

• Are most porn directors secretly gay? 1/25/2010 3:47:54 AM
  
  It has nothing to do with fear of anatomy. I was actually giving them the benefit of the doubt. Either they happen to be gay, which explains the fixation on camera angles that place wrinkled sacks front and center in the damn shot, or they are merely very, very bad at what they do. -K-

• ID these 15 year ago girls 1/30/2008 2:41:33 PM
  
  absynth wrote: http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1723/ppp10anv4.jpg Redhead might be Flame. Hey Absynth, I don't think that's Flame. Flame had really pale skin and a dusting of freckles across her shoulders. It looks like there was some airbrushing in this photo that makes it tough to tell, but I don't think that's her. I can only think off the top of my head of two real "forces" for porn in the 1980s and 1990s that had red hair: Flame and Brittany O'Connell. This isn't either one of them, but hey, I was doing most of my porn watching from my dad's closet when my folks were at work, so it's hard for me to remember now. -K-

• ID these 15 year ago girls 1/28/2008 3:18:41 PM
  
  Rodrigombia wrote: http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/4841/ppp15aih0.jpg I'm not POSITIVE, but I think this slut is Jordan Lee. Here's her IAFD bio: http://www.iafd.com/person.rme/perfid=JLee/gender=f/Jordan-Lee.htm -K-

• Hottest New Girls for 2008 1/28/2008 3:16 PM
  
  [/quote] (Trust me, not a single girl in volume one understands this reference. That's what's so cool about it.) [/quote] Hey Mr... er... Irons. This is totally off topic, but I think it's a good practice when I run across people whose work I really admire to give them a shout out. I just wanted to send you a quick thank you for the decades of fine filth you've produced. (Although I've been thinking for years that you should do a "Slap Happy: Anal Edition" sort of series.) Anyway, please keep up the good work, and I want you to know that I completely endorse your candidacy for president in 2008! -K-

• Looking for Mia Smiles Anal scene 10/16/2007 1:08:53 PM
  
  Thanks for the replies, guys. I knew the Puritan scene was a bust, slacker. I have that vid and she doesn't take it in the ass. It pissed me off to no end because that was the entire reasons I bought the damn thing. That's why I finally decided to ask here, hoping someone else might know as well. Thanks for the input. Grrrr. I guess I'll have to go back to hoping. -K-

• Vivid or not... 9/18/2007 6:41:44 PM
  
  No apology needed. I do prefer Gonzo porn, but I also acknowledge that I'm only one dude. Everyone's tastes are different. My problem is that I also studied acting and direction, so when a porn director makes a basic mechanical error, it has the same effect on me as a neon sign. Glad we came to a meeting of the minds! -K- mod: extraneous quote removed Edited by - hardware on 9/18/2007 8:25:23 PM

• milf dp ... we want more . 9/18/2007 12:45:33 PM
  
  alexl467 wrote: Kolbath, Here are some Black male performers that I think would perfect for your & prfb's idea. Thanks Alex, but I'm sure most of those guys would like to be paid, and I'm sure the chicks involved would as well. My problem is that I have too many ideas and no damn money to make them happen. Now, if you'd posted a bunch of CHECKING ACCOUNT NUMBERS, we could do this! Come on, buddy! Help me out! Just kidding. I agree with you, though. Justin Slayer especially has a talent for this sort of scene. -K-

• Vivid or not... 9/18/2007 12:40:57 PM
  
  juha wrote: Kolbath, Alexia asked "I really want to hear from Vivid and Wicked fans on this thread. who does it for you with their company?" your rant doesn't make any sense. Actually, Juha, if you read Alexia's original post a little more carefully, you might be able to decipher that the phrase "I really want to heard from XXXXXX" does not prohibit YYYYYY from posting their opinions. Then, when my rant is in context, it will begin to make sense to you. My opinion of Vivid is that they are a crap company making a crap product because their directorial/editing style is too self-inflated. They use cinematic techniques like they think they are Steven Fucking Speilberg, and they use most of them incorrectly. Bad lighting ha...

• milf dp ... we want more . 9/17/2007 1:49:21 PM
  
  prfb wrote: ? But it ends with whole ripped stockings/ruined makeup thing with Mrs. Cleaver bent over and getting a hard shag up the bum and a facial or two... Her son's friends, perhaps? This sounds SO hot to me! Has it ever been done? Holy shit, what a great idea! If I only had enough operating capital to get that going I'd steal your idea and make a whole damn web site for it! Mandingo's style probably comes the closest, but he's still much too gentle. -K-

• milf dp ... we want more . 9/17/2007 1:47:21 PM
  
  I'm with you, Dap. We need more Cougars, especially, taking multiple cocks. I love seeing the soccer moms with the light wrinkles around the eyes getting obliterated by a tag team of professional cocksmen. Women are supposed to be hitting their sexual peak about age forty, right? Well, talk is cheap. SHOW ME! -K-

• Vivid or not... 9/17/2007 1:44:20 PM
  
  Personally, I detest Vivid's lack of understanding of the basics of psychology and cinematography. #1: Most people watch porn for the porn. I think most people are with me when I say that I watch to see beautiful women get fucked, preferably in the ass. I do not need to see a fifty-second closeup of a cock sliding in and out. I prefer to see the effect that cock is having on the beautiful woman. It could be Don Ho hammering Julia Fucking Childs for all we know once the camera has zoomed in. ESPECIALLY on important parts of the fucking scene. When the cock is first sliding into a woman's ass there is nothing sexier than the expression of mingled pain, pleasure, and even a little surprise that's on her face. Zooming in on cheeks is just pla...

• Netflix for Porn 8/20/2007 11:55:23 AM
  
  Thanks guys! Much appreciated. I'll keep everyone posted with what I choose and what happens. -K-

• The End of Porn 8/18/2007 3:26:59 AM
  
  No problem, Myload. I figured you meant something like that. Personally, I haven't ever seen a porno with writing good enough to make the plot more interesting than the fucking to me, but hey, if that's one of the things you prefer, I'm cool with that! My ideal plot revolves around, "Hi, I'm the chick." "Hi, I'm the dick." Then some slurping and squeaking sounds. It's not going to win an Oscar, but those awards shows suck ass anyway. -K-

• Netflix for Porn 8/16/2007 7:14:48 PM
  
  Flyguy, would you be so kind as to post a link to that site for me? I found <link> , but know nothing about them. Thanks! -K-