JONNYESS

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Date Joined: December 2006
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  • Porn Parody Ideas You'd Like To See 8/12/2017 4:38:41 PM
    grover wrote: Warner Brothers just announced a live action Jetsons show. I'll say a Jetsons porn parody. Related topic: One item on my bucket list is to live long enough to watch weightless gonzo porn ;)
  • Getting into the Golden Age 8/12/2017 4:32:31 PM
    Yeah...brings back memories! There's something to be said for production values higher on the porn food chain back then.....I remember both my lady and I groaning when a film started and it WASNT 35mm!
  • Hiding porn from my wife 5/24/2013 6:52:13 PM
    Interesting topic...my ex-wife had some latent self-esteem issues, so my maintaining my own porn 'stash' was always challenging. We were able to get to the point to enjoy porn together, (....under certain 'circumstances' only), but it evolved to the point where she had jealousy-driven objections to my 'choice' of actresses. I suggested SHE make the picks, but then the self-consciousness took over and she deferred, and the cycle repeated. These conflicts rarely end well.
  • best legs in porn!!! 2/16/2013 8:04:32 PM
    Todd Gack wrote: Racquel Darrian's legs were as epic as her ass. No doubt! I saw RD from about 5 ft away at a club a few years back. I couldn't believe a human female's ass could look that good. She was like a real life Barbie Doll.
  • Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel? 11/28/2012 8:36:37 PM
    Zoey is cute for sure, but totally uber shapeless. I could tolerate KP's insufferable annoyances much longer with her body type and an assortment of huge ball gags or tennis balls. Jess sayin
  • Cock Worshiping Blow Jobs 9/21/2012 9:31:46 PM
    hoochimama wrote: Klixen on clips4sale is the master of this. Not. Handjob master. Little to no oral contact.
  • Cosby Complaints 7/6/2012 10:06:48 PM
    Bill wrote: Nielsen Ratings Ranks 19841985 #3 19851986 #1 19861987 #1 19871988 #1 19881989 #1 19891990 #1 (tie with Roseanne 19901991 #5 19911992 #18 He was doing something right. my theory: his market share did not have their televisions repossessed until 1991....
  • Things That Make You Ask, "Why?" 1/29/2012 7:20:17 PM
    Why does some marketing exec, ANY marketing exec...think its a good idea to have uber azzhat Chris Berman as a spokesperson??
  • Seeing a porn star in person 9/13/2011 8:37:58 PM
    I will carry to my grave the visage of Racquel Darrian from 5' away, absolutely stunned that a human being could possess such a tiny and perfect ass...
  • Favorite Kind of a Cookie 6/2/2011 8:51:47 PM
    Just tasted for the first time last week homemade oatmeal raisin with white chocolate chunks...sumunabatch they were absolutely killer!
  • Things That Make You Ask, "Why?" 4/4/2011 7:39:27 PM
    Kimi Lixx wrote: Why do you want a large penis when most women only have a vaginal canal 4-6inches long? There is a reason that the average length of the penis is the same as the average length of the vagina ya know... women want that "full" feeling that an average penis just cant provide; especially older or post-child women with ummm...."elasticity" issues....
  • Hardest cum-swallowing scenes ever 3/22/2011 8:06:10 PM
    [/quote] That Load Almighty movie looks like its nothing more than scenes from other, older movies. I really think Porn today is the most mediocre Ive seen in a long time. Except for a few websites, some of which try to be shocking yet still comes off as crap and fake, what we have today really blows IMHO. And coming out and saying well what about Load Almighty that came out last year... proves my point. 1 movie, came out months ago, which is a compilation of older scenes. Sad. [/quote] ^^What he said
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