jollyroger9

Date Joined: January 2005
Location: San Diego,CA
Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/jollyroger9

What is a DP like? 4/25/2007 12:05:31 PM
007 wrote: I'm guessing DPs with three people outside of the porn industry are very, very rare. Then you've never been on a rock and roll tour bus, have you?

Prostitute wife 4/25/2007 11:59:10 AM
*All* women are whores. There is no such thing as "free pussy". You always pay, sooner or later, one way or another.

What exactly is "vaginoplasty" 4/14/2007 11:55:15 AM
If it has nerve endings in it, why the hell would you want to cut it off?

Avatar restrictions 1/28/2007 4:53:32 PM
Hardware wrote: <link> (really, you should already be familiar with it). PS - Actually, I have Gina Ryder in my avatar. She's the one with the tits. Edited by - hardware on 1/28/2007 3:18:57 AM I am familiar with the image policy prior to the update of 10/31/06. Part of what it said was, "no tits, no nipples". Many avatars were pulled from the board to fit this rule, mine included. I posted a new version to comply. BTW, your condescending attitude is uncalled for.

Avatar restrictions 1/28/2007 12:52:45 AM
Apparently the ban on nudity in avatars has been lifted. As I see that "Hardware", a moderator, has tits in his avatar.

Kimberley Kane...HOLY SHIT!!! 12/10/2006 9:57:33 PM
Tinaka, not to nit pick, but for any one who may try a search, like i did, It is "Fucking Girls Again" not (# 2). Anyway I'm looking forward to seeing it. Thanks for the tip. Yes, I would love to spend all day munching on her unit and surrounding real estate. Dana, thanks for the tip on "Avenue X".

Huge clits and pussy lips 8/22/2006 3:59:16 PM
valencia9 wrote: I wonder if anyone can help me. Among other things, I really like girls with huge clits and/or huge pussy lips. I have come across a few starlets in DVDs I've bought but overall they seem quite few and far between. I've tried a few of the Big Clits Big Lips, Channel-69 releases but was disappointed with them. Can anyone point me in the direction of any attractive stars featuring the above and if possible, good DVDs to buy. Thanks in advance :-) Valencia9, If you like big clits, then you'll like Denise Masino. She has a web site, her name dot com. Raw and Raw 2 are her best dvd's. jollyroger9

A funny joke told by a beautiful woman ... 8/9/2006 12:31:05 PM
So, what's the point here? That the french man is so stupid that here can't correctly add 7+7? budtugley wrote: Chick, you're right. People argue if a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable. Well, it's a fruit (seed bearing) but a better description is that it's a berry. Now, we're ready for the joke. 3 guys play a round of golf. An Irishman, an Italian, and a Frenchman. When the 3 gentlemen finish their round on the links they head for the 19 hole, sometimes referred to as the bar. The Irishman tells the bartender, 'Sir, I'd like an IW.' The bartender scratches his head. 'OK, I'll serve you an IW if you can explain to me what an IW is.' The Irishman grins a wide one. 'That my good man is Irish Whiskey.' The bartender pours him a Bushmills. The ...

alien snuff film 7/21/2006 12:09:16 PM
threesomebody wrote: I just bought it for $4 on ADM. That's practically free. If I hate it, I can pitch it and not be out anything. Pray tell, what is ADM? Google turned up zero. Thanks.

Why girls in porn almost never get eaten out? 7/19/2006 3:48:31 PM
Pagoda, You hit that on the head(pun?). Sixty-nine is so hot to watch, if the people are truly into each other. I'm a big fan of watching a woman give oral to a man. It's even better if he is eating her at the same time. She starts to get close to coming and goes crazy on the cock. And I like it even better if she lokks into the lens too. makes me want to join in. Now I need a cold shower also.

Orgasmatron 3000? 7/12/2006 6:48:26 PM
The dark haired girl you speak of is Vanessa Chase. I have it on "Seymore Butts interactive II In persuit of pleasure". I have seen the same scene on another Butts release, can't recall title, but he's got one out called "best of orgasmatic" (sybian) that includes that scene. Don't you love how she shows her gratidude buy taking him to the couch and sucking the cum out of him?

Movie Idea: Teen Pleasure 6/26/2006 11:14:23 AM
pinc_noiz wrote: You (btw: who's 'we' and 'our' in your post ?) could try selling this idea to Vivid. p_n I believe your parenthetical question is answered by reading who the author is.

John Stagliano- King of Porn? 5/12/2006 8:59:09 PM
BIGmike wrote: Joey Silvera is my favorite director of all time. I like the quirkiness and unpredictability of his movies. Think he'll go one way, he might just go the other. Plus he is the only director I can think of to shoot many different genres of porn and do it well. More balanced. Buttman is good, but at the risk of offending many of his followers, I find his movies to be a bore. He is good, but... well, whatever. - -B -I -G -m -i -k -e, here and there, over and out! - - I like Joey and John equally well for the same reason. They are GOOD camera men. If the people having sex are into each other you don't need a director just a good camera man to grab it. If the people having sex have to act like they like each other, no directo...

Name This Movie 4/25/2006 3:03:56 PM
sdc wrote: Without wanting to click on any dubious links, the description sounds like The Private Afternoons Of Pamela Mann. That movie is available on DVD, however the best scene, IMO is gone. The fake rape in the garage. Serenea, Jamie Gillis and Darby Lloyd Rains, if memory serves correctly. One of the hottest scenes I've ever seen edited out because of a 'rape' connotation, while they churn out scenes of girls having a cock rammed down their throat 'till they puke and cry. No justice. jollyroger9

A funny joke told by a beautiful woman ... 4/22/2006 6:52:44 PM
If Karen Carpenter had eaten the sandwich that 'Momma' Cass choked on, they both might be alive today. All this, and Carpal Tunnel too!

guilt after sex (ejaculating) 4/21/2006 7:03:34 PM
I feel that guilt you talk about after I sober up. But NEVER after cumming. After cumming I just want to cum again. All this, and Carpal Tunnel too!

A funny joke told by a beautiful woman ... 4/20/2006 1:24:30 PM
Kami wrote: A girl came skipping home FROM school one day, "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde." The nex...

Tawny Pearl 12/6/2005 12:58:49 PM
Does anyone know what ever happened to her? 8mm loops to DVD- I like it!