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• Last good book u read or r reading? 3/11/2008 12:58:53 PM
  
  Bandit One wrote: The Long Goodbye by Raymond Chandler Nice book.

• Sucking While Shitting 3/5/2008 6:07:26 AM
  
  AlexPanzer wrote: johnny brazil wrote: Bros from what you're describing log flume fetish action has more to do with big solid brown things sliding in and out of a girl's ass, so isn't stroking the sausage to conventional assfucking just the same? I can't pretend to be thinking for anyone else, but brown projectiles shooting out of sphincters is highly unsexy to me. Edited by - johnny brazil on 2/28/2008 8:49:49 AM I dont think that there is anything wrong with liking a hot girl take a big dump. nope, nothing "wrong" with a little power dump action, just doesn't turn me on, but hey, if it's your thing that's cool with me!

• Sucking While Shitting 2/28/2008 8:49:05 AM
  
  Bros from what you're describing log flume fetish action has more to do with big solid brown things sliding in and out of a girl's ass, so isn't stroking the sausage to conventional assfucking just the same? I can't pretend to be thinking for anyone else, but brown projectiles shooting out of sphincters is highly unsexy to me. Edited by - johnny brazil on 2/28/2008 8:49:49 AM

• Woman gets transformed into... 2/26/2008 6:15:06 AM
  
  TheDevilinMissJones wrote: I loved that movie! I'm such a sucker for those Direct to DVD/Cable Sci-Fi films. Give me Chupacobra's Bride anyday! What the hell would the bride of chupacabra look like anyway? I'd fucking watch ANYTHING with a chupacabra in it!

• Porno on the mobile???? 2/14/2008 5:36:09 AM
  
  Nope. I still can't wrap my head around its inability to download .mpg's. It has a Quicktime plug-in (natch) which plays .mov files just fine. Shouldn't that be enough for .mpg playback? That's scaring me from buying it.

• Porno on the mobile???? 2/13/2008 11:10:49 AM
  
  Thanks for the tips. Anime Nut, can you install firefox on your iPhone to circumvent that problem?

• Avoid strippers like the plague 2/11/2008 6:59:33 AM
  
  So, what comes first, the drama or the fake tits?

• Wedding ring? 2/8/2008 7:02:51 AM
  
  I'd definitely marry a pornstar

• Professions before they were pornstars... 2/8/2008 6:14:57 AM
  
  Stacy Silver an airline stewardess? Damn why don't I ever get flights with stewardesses like that!

• Porno on the mobile???? 2/8/2008 5:02:06 AM
  
  I got a newsletter last week for this site: private.mobi. Looks allright, with soft to hard clips and other stuff (only private though) When I get my iphone I'm going to check out because it's a pain in the ass watching porn on my tiny cell phone screen right now.

• MEN: You must read this book! 1/29/2008 10:42:24 AM
  
  Pimped Yugo. That is sweet. Reminds me of this dude I used to work with who had this rusty brown Buick with his damn home stereo in the back seat controlling a set of blown out speakers that he had placed in his trunk! He used to chew on crack rocks and drive around harassing women and believe it or not he got some pussy every once in a while. It's like a war of attrition, sooner or later one will capitulate.

• A great tip to girls thinking of getting new Boobs 12/5/2007 5:09:09 AM
  
  Fellow juggernauts and hot babes here's my thoughts on the subject of mammaries. criticizing a porn star for getting a boob job is like criticizing a pilot for getting corrective surgery for his eyes, cuz the whole point is to fly the plane safely and to get from point a to b, like a porn star must ride the cock and ride it well and be nice on the eyes. so after much intermamary debate i have decided that it's no big deal at all but i must draw the line at ass implants. no

• pornstars are being exploited by the industry? 11/30/2007 5:05:43 AM
  
  Kensington Chapp wrote: johnny brazil wrote: it's a shameful exploitation of the millions of little sperms that are squandered every time you jack off. Johnny, do you jack off into a glass jar and store it in the refrigerator? hell yeah! doesn't everybody?

• European porn? 11/30/2007 4:57:28 AM
  
  Prophit wrote: Private started to shoot in HD so their latest movies have very good quality. The one you saw must have been old probably. I don't like Private that much they have very beautiful girls (dressed like women not like whores as in American productions) and usually nice sets but the sex is a bit to tame and boring most of the time imo. I also don't like 3ways with 2 males and 1 female and they tend to show that pretty often. Another thing is the lack of lesbian sex in their older movies. It's funny that they only now started a dedicated line of lesbian movies. It's like they slept on that topic for ages. that's the best thing about them, that they don't dress the girls up like walking candycanes and they are are all pretty much n...

• European porn? 11/29/2007 9:53:24 AM
  
  yeah Private's all right, and you won't see ass implants or two girls one cup type stuff either! Edited by - johnny brazil on 11/29/2007 9:54:56 AM

• Ass Implants - this isnt right! 11/29/2007 9:45:26 AM
  
  I wonder if it's more comfortable to sit after you have an ass implant? Like you have a built in cushion?

• Fake asses? 11/29/2007 9:44:06 AM
  
  The big problem for me is not really looking at it but imagining the fucked up scenario of falling in love with a hot babe, you know the whole dating routine etc etc, then the marriage thing, then 9 months later a little baby pops out.... and the damn thing looks like a chipmunk! imagine you don't even know that the chick really looks like. she might have a flat ass and mosquito bite tits and she tricked you with all that plastic surgery!!!! that's fucked up IMO

• Fake asses? 11/29/2007 9:40:07 AM
  
  Kensington Chapp wrote: me gusta los grandes culos, y no puedo mentir pues yo tambien, lo de meter plastico en el culo es de chiflados!!

• pornstars are being exploited by the industry? 11/29/2007 9:33:40 AM
  
  The master steve holmes is with us .... now for those of us not so lucky to be shacking up with eurohotties here's my opinion on this exploitation bizness. it's a shameful exploitation of the millions of little sperms that are squandered every time you jack off. but the little sperms keep on coming and every day there's fresh new talent. in my opinion the masterminds out there who are able to recruit all the girls and put this together should be paid more, it's pretty obvious why. now if you're a perv that just makes it a dream job!

• Worst porn gimmick ever! 11/16/2007 12:04:26 PM
  
  forced farting pumps