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• Who is this? 3/21/2002 10:30 PM
  
  Hey, isnt that Mariah Carey?

• How do you jack off? 1/17/2001 9:55 PM
  
  Hehehehe, thanks for the kind words darlin', but couldn't you find some better pictures? The one of the left is about 10 years old, the one on the right makes me look 10 years older... sheesh!! And don't be surprised by my sudden appearence, I'm flying out of town tomorrow, and wanted to catch up on some surfing since I'll be away from my trusty PC and without my laptop....

• How do you jack off? 1/16/2001 9:29 PM
  
  Hey, rather than me explain how I jackoff, cant we just hear again from Dumb Blonde?

• How do you eat pussy? 1/16/2001 9:22 PM
  
  As the late Sam Kinison said, "Spell out the A-B-Cs, and she'll think you're from France".

• any FREE pornstar mpeg sites??? 1/16/2001 9:07 PM
  
  I've "heard" you can find free posts at: www.xxxmoviemart.com ...not that I would know for sure...

• Paizley Adams aka Cassidey is so incredibly hot!! 1/16/2001 8:28 PM
  
  Dood! Where are the pics???

• Girlfriend agreed to watch porn ... what to watch? 1/16/2001 8:27 PM
  
  Let me 2nd Saki on Zazel. The imagery is fantastic, and though most scenes are g/g, nothing that "lingers" or might be unsettling for your g/f. Have fun! :)

• Anyone seen 'How to Fuck in High Heels'? 1/16/2001 8:25 PM
  
  Oh, you meant the movie! I thought you meant my wife this past weekend... ;)

• Why do woman have to cross their legs!!! 12/13/2000 9:12 PM
  
  quote: wear a really short skirt without undies and when the guy opened my door for me, i would get in the car in a non-lady-like fashion. astroknight would respond to this but is too busy mopping up the puddle of drool that appeared by his computer. At least I hope it's drool. I agree. the crossing legs things is bad. It would be different if they were crossed behind their heads, but alas, that takes a special kind of woman. Ohmygawd, astro scores with a double...I can't stop laughing....

• Job Opportunities for Adult Production Company 12/13/2000 8:46 PM
  
  Damn...I was hoping this was a posting for a "Need stunt cock" want ad....

• Looking for a gonzo movie 12/13/2000 8:44 PM
  
  Hey, for couples viewing and hot sex, ZAZEL is always a good idea.

• Mainstream to Porn Celebrity????? 12/13/2000 8:39 PM
  
  Hmmm....how about George W Bush? I'd love to see him get fucked up the ass!

• Flirting? 12/13/2000 8:35 PM
  
  Waaaaaaayyyy back in my singles days, a great method for flirting that worked for me (yes Steph, I mean to get LAID!), was to notice something, anything the girl was wearing, reach over and touch it, and say something innocuous like "that's cool, where'd you get that". The important thing wasn't what you said, it was grabbing something on her person, and initiating physical contact with her. Just hold it in your hand the whole time she's telling you about it. Surprisingly, I found watches to work the best!! Necklaces were a bad idea, I always summed it up as "threatening" - too close to the boobs! Even rubbing the fabric of her shirt between your forefinger and thumb gets their attention. The whole time shut up and lis...

• World's hugest pussy 12/13/2000 8:17 PM
  
  quote: JoeBob - I still don't get it! DB DB - haven't you ever heard the classic joke? Here goes... A guy heard this gal had the biggest pussy in the world, so he asked her out on a date. Sure enough, he got lucky and she invited him to "spend the night". They got naked and hopped in bed, and she threw her heels towards the ceiling and said "hope on cowboy!". Well that's all he needed to hear! He yanked his clothes off and jumped on. And wouldn't you know it! She really did have the world's biggest pussy. He was sliding all over the place, he figured it must be some kind of a hoax and asked "what the hell is up with your pussy???". She said she had always heard from her prior lovers that she had a big pus...

• World's hugest pussy 12/3/2000 3:24 PM
  
  Ok, so in the above post when I use you which should be your , you guys know that was just a typo, right?? I mean, obviously me am a man of smarts, and me have good grammar skills....obviously! Signed, JoeBobBriggs (who appears to be afraid of the "edit" button today for some unknown reason....)

• World's hugest pussy 12/3/2000 3:20 PM
  
  ..and I told him, "hell with you flash light, help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here...". hahahahahah that one always cracks me up.....

• What does your girlfriend say what your jizz . . . 12/3/2000 3:19 PM
  
  Sonic...too funny...

• Tell me about your experiences with.. 12/3/2000 3:15 PM
  
  quote: I dated a pre-op transgenderal once, male to female. Long story... A long story I'm sure, but I bet it was cut off at the end...

• Tell me about your experiences with.. 12/3/2000 3:15 PM
  
  quote: I dated a pre-op transgenderal once, male to female. Long story... A long story I'm sure, but I bet it was cut off at the end...

• Kobe Tai pregnant 12/3/2000 3:08 PM
  
  quote: -- I've got 4 1/2 left. Wow! Congrats!! Is this your first?? Do you know if the little bugger has a "stem on the apple" yet??