Jasper Lamar Crabb

Date Joined: June 2005
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Article on Christian in Village Voice 7/23/2006 11:17:35 AM
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Neil Young sets his sights on Bush 4/18/2006 1:24:28 AM
skronker wrote: Uhhhhhhhhh .... Yup. I love NY, don't get me wrong. But ... at least, since he's such a Republican peacenik iconoclast renegade fuckup sorta guy, it's a good indicator of the general trend ... I just wish he had the balls to do something sooner ... Not like you had to be a rocket scientist to see FROM THE OUTSET that it was all a bad idea. Somewhere licking my index finger and raising it to the wind ... But. Er, maybe not. Truthfully, though, he's always been an iconoclast (He was unapologetically pro-Reagan). Which I say with no special respect. I just don't get the impression he's especially worthy of attention. What happened to weighing celebrity truth for what it is... Never mind... such is the world we inhabit.

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Murray Walker, commentator on F1 races for the beeb and ITV for over fifty years: "Now we go into lap 53, the penultimate last lap but one." "Excuse me while I interrupt myself..." "And at last he passes... No! He's off! I thought he was going to pass but he's overshot!" "And what a bitter pill that must be to swallow." (An oft-repeated maxim for a driver who makes a mistake that loses him the race.) "With half the race gone, there's half the race still to go." "If the gloves weren't off before - and they were - they sure are now!" "Now he must not go the wrong way round the circuit and unless he can spin himself stationary through 360 degrees I fail to see how he can avoid d...

Quote of the moment 2/28/2006 12:50:18 AM
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks

Over or Under 50 sex partners in the last ten yrs? 2/15/2006 2:44:45 AM
"Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continues... AAY!" - Disco Stu 1997 had me on track, damnit.

ID from Rocco movie 2/10/2006 5:33:56 AM
I can tell you that this scene was featured in a compilation called (something like) Rocco's Best Buttfucks. The film for mediocre, but the chick on the right in that screenshot was very hot (speaking in terms of physical beauty, not performance). Edited by - Jasper Lamar Crabb on 2/10/2006 6:25:34 AM

9/11 tribute on RLD movies 2/10/2006 1:18:03 AM
I've used mention of this "tribute" as a punchline at parties. Always gets a laugh.

In praise of Tiffany Rayne 2/10/2006 1:12:48 AM
Wow. Just saw her in Cum Glazed 3 , and... wow. The most interesting thing ('though not always erotic) about watching a facial series, for me, is the reaction of the women when taking the loads. She just grins and giggles like she can't help herself .

Paris 2/10/2006 12:48:33 AM
BigBobxxx wrote: nietzsche wrote: That's Breakin em in. He said Bring 'em Young. Duh! So it is. Let's get our series titles "ems" and "ums" correct though They are: Breakin' 'Em In (aka Breakin 'Em In) and Bring 'um Young <link> is absolutely the girl from Bring 'um Young #9. This Paris is one of my all-time hot buttons... I own the DVD... and have used it. She actually was in a <link> . Really, really, hot scene, mostly 'cause she seems so enthusiastic and ends up with such a great sex flush. Edited by - Jasper Lamar Crabb on 2/10/2006 6:32:01 AM

Okay Stars...Be Honest 2/5/2006 5:58:31 AM
It's pretty much impossible to post this without it sounding like a brag, but here it goes... My first high school girlfriend and I had anal sex semi-often. In the (give-or-take) 15 years since then, a solid majority of the lovers I've had have engaged in anal sex with me. It's worth noting, however, that I've spend months introducing lovers to anal pleasure (rimming/fingering). Seems like a worthwhile investment to me.

Quote of the moment 2/3/2006 5:12:46 AM
"Truthiness is tearing apart our country... It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty. People love the president because he's certain of his choices as a leader, even if the facts that back him up don't seem to exist. It's the fact that he's certain that is very appealing to a certain section of the country. I really feel a dichotomy in the American populace. What is important? What you want to be true, or what is true? [...] Truthiness is 'What I say is right, and [nothing] anyone else says could possibly be true.' It's not only that I feel it to be true, but that I feel it to be true. There's ...

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