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• What Do You Want To See More Of In Porn 6/2/2014 3:33:44 AM
  
  Except I don't speak French and hate subtitles in general. Nothing against French or anyone who doesn't speak English. The mostly speak the universal language of sex :) Anyway, there are dubbed versions as well for those older Dorcel films, at least the Laure Sinclair ones. Imp.

• What Do You Want To See More Of In Porn 5/31/2014 4:33:29 PM
  
  The Coaster Justin wrote: Hypnosis Porn (And I'm talking about a watch) There are a couple of older French titles with this theme, both Marc Dorcel ones: Les Rendezvous de Sylvia, from the 80s, with the lovely Marie Noelly being abused by the hypnotist. Ditto L'Indecente Aux Enfers, from the 90s, this time with the even lovelier Laure Sinclair as the victim Illusions, also with Laure, had a similar theme as I remember (it's been a while). Imp.

• Porn stars getting sexier with weight gain 5/21/2014 3:16:07 AM
  
  ^As a genuine, card-carrying, child of the 80s I have to say that I never did see the point of 80s hair. Anyway, Tracey had fuck-me tits (and eyes), so the hair was a bit too much :) She was quite remarkable in how evenly she distributed all that weight around. Other busty women like Trinity Loren or more recently Ava Rose got a more "large woman" look - still attractive, but I preferred them in their original shape. Tracey's weight went to her face, her arms, her shoulders, her thighs, and her back, but all evenly. Her waist got a bit squarer, but not by too much, and considering how much her boobs had blown up her proportions stayed perfect. Krystal De Boor, whom I saw mentioned a few posts up, also pulled off this trick - anoth...

• Porn stars getting sexier with weight gain 5/20/2014 6:38:01 PM
  
  For me the canonical example is and will always be Tracey Adams She was a very pretty model in her original trim shape <image> <image> ...who became mega-hot when she put on weight <image> <image> (disregard the 80s hair for a moment) Obviously a lot of the new hotness has to do with the extra boobage she got, but she carried weight wonderfully all over her body, and her face became softer and rounder. <image> Imp. Edited by - Imperator on 5/20/2014 6:44:39 PM

• I fucking LOVE British porn stars 5/20/2014 9:27:04 AM
  
  Allelsefails wrote: Laura Jones was always my favorite A man with taste. She was not my favourite by any means (not even my homegrown favourite - Andrea &quot;Nadia&quot; Spinks probably holds that title), but she was a fine looking woman. Her body was absolutely perfect, and those small areolae with the perma-erect nipples still drive me crazy when I remember them. Yummy. The problem with most of the British girls in porn is that they are totally disfigured by atrocious &quot;cosmetic&quot; surgery. It's amazing that while US porn girls are increasingly natural (even down to growing back some pubic hair), our lasses still live in 1994. Let me not name names, but some stalwarts from the 90s who are still active are now looking like Playmob...

• Why French Porn wears condom ?? 5/19/2014 2:21:16 PM
  
  pat362 wrote: No I don't think Blue One is still making movies. In fact I can't think of any French Studio other Dorcel that still makes movies. I know John B Root shoots stuff for Explcite but are his movies still being released to dvd? I's sad for people like us who have seen the movies that Studios Like Dorcel, Blue One and Alpha France produced will probably never be made again. I've seen John's work at Explicite. I don't care about DVD as I've abandoned the format. It's really good stuff in that he retains the great good-natured atmosphere that was his hallmark. In fact he reminds me of how US gonzo used to be back in the early Stagliano days and even Seymore, although I always hated Seymore's filmmaking style. Anyway, it was the same...

• Why French Porn wears condom ?? 5/19/2014 11:31:44 AM
  
  ^Pretty much the last French model that really rang my bell was Oksana D'Harcourt, so that's close to 10 years ago. There was a great batch of girls in the turn of the century: Tiffany Hopkins, Oceane (more of a late 90s, that one), even Nina Roberts, despite the boobjob. The problem for me started when the French girls started appearing mainly in US gonzo productions: Katsu(m/n)i, Tiffany, and Melissa Lauren (even before the boobjob) were pretty ruined for me once they started the US circuit. Some even looked worse: Tiffany went from smiling cutie to humourless, almost skanky (her hair was almost always terrible) gonzo girl. The only exceptions are Angell(l..lll?) Summers who's excellent across continents, despite the boobjob, due to her p...

• Why is the cumshot facial so exciting? 5/19/2014 11:16:35 AM
  
  N00dlesDaddy wrote: And, while I'm fine with the girl finishing me off (love it, in fact), am I alone in actually enjoying jerking myself off on a woman? Giving a living, breathing chick a facial is hardly the same thing as masturbating by oneself, Imp. Certainly, but I find that ejaculation in the presence of a woman is better when there's a &quot;Look Ma, no hands!&quot; context. As for the chappie who took issue with our slicing dicing and mincing, I guess he will be happier if we go back to compiling lists of outlandish acts, which is what 99% of &quot;discussion&quot; in this place seems to be these days. &quot;What are the 20 hottest prolapse scenes? Film at 11.&quot; Imp.

• Why French Porn wears condom ?? 5/19/2014 9:51:22 AM
  
  I P Freely wrote: I'll worry about French porn when the women start shaving their legs and their armpits. Until then, who cares? Ha, ha. You're here all week, I'm sure. Actually, French porn has become super annoying by having every single (Eastern European - there are not that many French ones these days) model shave their pubes off. In US porn there is a much welcomed return of pubic hair, which one hopes will continue and expand until we get back to the 80s &quot;trimmed but unshaven&quot; style. In Europe it's still very much slash-and-burn farming that is the vogue, with its ugly and asexual look. European porn fashions typically lag by 2-3 years at least. E.g. French porn is full of boobjobs, whereas there seems to be a bit of backla...

• Why is the cumshot facial so exciting? 5/19/2014 9:42:08 AM
  
  ^Depends on the type (and price range) of escort. I wouldn't know about streetwalkers or massage parlours, not my type. But it's not an issue with call-girls. Since there is always a shower involved (two actually, one in advance and one at the end) any accidents can be sorted out (and that includes any unfortunate residue for anal, although real pros schedule their meals according to their bookings). More importantly, since men who book escorts rarely ask to jerk off themselves (they can do that at home and save the money) the little bird is in her hands when it starts to sing, so to speak. Since most people (and I don't just speak for myself here, but for almost every single escort review I've ever read) like to finish inside the mouth, sh...

• Why is the cumshot facial so exciting? 5/19/2014 9:32:23 AM
  
  N00dlesDaddy wrote: ^ I think you've hit the nail on the head, Imp - porn is such a visual medium that the viewer wants to see the cumshot. I want to see the cumshot. It's as simple as that. Obviously, in real life I'd be more than happy to blow my stack inside the girl (mouth and arsehole being my orifices of choice). Does anyone know, by the way, if you can give a hooker a facial or would that get you shown the door? It's just that women seem generally happier to accept something (sexually) they're getting paid for. Edited by - N00dlesDaddy on 5/19/2014 9:10:34 AM As I said, go to any escort site and check for yourself. Cim/cof is a very frequently requested (and provided) service. As for being shown the door, you always negotiate the re...

• Why is the cumshot facial so exciting? 5/19/2014 8:54:54 AM
  
  The big question is why is the boring and artificial facial (particularly since in 99% of cases it requires the guy to beat off like a demented monkey to get there) so prevalent, while a very popular real life sex act is almost never shown in porn. I refer to finishing inside a closed mouth, or rather having the woman finish you off inside her closed mouth. Are there any men who don't find that really hot? Go to any escort review site and check the reviews. Most punters care about cim and (comparatively) very rarely about facials, although they are also listed as available services. The appeal there is much the same as the facial: the submissive-dominant relationship and the message of total acceptance, plus (if you've ever done it in real ...

• What are some things you HATE in porn? 5/9/2014 6:55:30 AM
  
  I dislike lots of things in porn, and the list grows longer with every year as porn becomes an ever more ridiculous display of outlandish acts and Neanderthal attitudes. I particularly hate copy-catyism: everybody makes gonzo - then everybody makes idiotic and unfunny &quot;Parodies&quot; - then everybody makes faux-incest, what I call &quot;Mommy Porn&quot;. I have total contempt for the risk aversion of porn producers who will happily churn out formulaic product until someone proves to them that what they insisted can't be done (because it's expensive) is very easily done - witness the girl-girl revolution of around 2000 which proved that high production value sensual lez was possible and profitable. But today I will focus on one thing: h...

• The small breast appreciation thread 4/30/2014 6:33:31 AM
  
  Ask any true, card-carrying, breast fetishist like myself and he'll tell you that the pleasure you get out of small boobs is as great as from the big ones. I personally love when very thin and youthful models have small and pert titties. &quot;Small&quot; goes as low as &quot;flat as a board&quot; in my book: girls like the legendary Tammi Ann in the 90s or Francisca Facella more recently prove the immense sexiness of the ultra thin, ultra flat look. Jenna Haze of course proved that one could become a porn superstar without tupperware vollyeballs stitched on her chest, and she was a great exponent of the blade-slender pert look. If only she didn't make all that infernal noise during sex :). The Russian model Abby/Anjelica is also another wh...

• Viv Thomas Vs Mason 4/30/2014 5:54:29 AM
  
  Viv's work has been on a bit of a decline for the past couple of years, although it's not disastrous or anything. It's still got all those hallmarks of his excellent work in the past (casts, location, good-natured atmosphere that is reflected in the attitude of the girls during sex). What it hasn't got any more is that groundbreaking edge that the great movies between 2003 and 2010 had. I hear that the man has had health problems which may explain some of this, and which may also be behind his recent retirement and sale of the brand to Met-Art. For those who are not aware of it, his longstanding creative team who shot with him all those great movies of the previous decade left in 2010 to set up their own sites. The lesbian one is called Le...

• What pornstar has best ass?? 4/25/2014 1:23:41 PM
  
  Ah, the naivete of youth. All this chatter and no mention of Julia (aka Lydia) Chanel <image> 20 years ago then, this creature made the rounds in French porn. <image> She was beautiful in everything: a perfect tight body, not a gram of cellulite anywhere, a pair of perfect tits, beautiful eyes, teeth, hair. And of course that bum. A very hospitable bum, by the by. It was a rare scene indeed which didn't feature this delectable cutie sodomised. Flash forward 20 years, and Julia, long since retired from porn, is having a solid career in French glamour and still has that serious bum. Not as perfectly tight as in her youth, but still eminently buggerable <image> Unfortunately she did get a boobjob on the way, but her face is as exotically...

• classic porn stars now and then 4/1/2014 6:16:01 PM
  
  Many of the pictures above are sad to see. Not because the women look older - aging is inevitable. But it can be and should be graceful. The sexualised pictures in most cases above, not to mention the ghastly &quot;cosmetic&quot; surgery most undergo, rob these women of the charm and dignity of the aged look while not adding any beauty. Seka, Brigitte Lahaie and (in particular) Veronica Hart still look tremendous. Veronica is still a genuine beauty and who cares how old she is. These are women that I would be proud to have at my arm in any social function, and certainly would happily go to bed with (I'm no spring chicken either but not holding up too badly I'm happy to report). But some other examples (let's not name names) above leave me s...

• Girls who fucked only their boyfriends 4/1/2014 5:57:23 PM
  
  Abby has shot several scenes with Timo Hardy as well. The list of exclusive-partner girls is endless, going all the way back to Bridgette Monet who was possibly the first (or at least the first big time star). It doesn't irritate me in the least. I watch porn for the women, I couldn't care less who gets to shag them, as long as he doesn't look awful/sleazy (like the chappie who used to bang Blondie Bee in the 80s) or doesn't behave like a total ape. In fact some girls obviously respond so much better with their RL partners that it's better that they stick with them. A recent example is Czech booby model Katarina Hartlova, who was filed as &quot;pretty horrible&quot; as a performer in my list, until I saw her recent scenes with her boyfriend...

• Porn Industry Downturn -- your solutions? 3/18/2014 3:11:48 PM
  
  Blue Agave wrote: I'm not so sure about that. You shouldn't ever underestimate Japanese or German ingenuity. You may have a point about JAV, although most of it is definitely fetish in my book. German porn however has long stopped being as gross as it used to be. If anything, it's dominated by mainstream labels these days. Imp.

• why is every Women soo pressured to do Anal? 3/18/2014 11:25:32 AM
  
  I've said elsewhere that for me the great increase in the popularity of anal scenes was in compensation for the absence of real BDSM with sex. Back in the feature days plots and buildups could capture a viewer's imagination enough for him (and it was always &quot;him&quot;) to enjoy a straight sex act. Once features became economically non-viable through the race to the bottom in costs/piracy/ease of shooting with a handheld, then the only ways to distinguish between a trillion similar sex scenes with no other distinguishing feature were: 1. Exceptional looks 2. More raunch Now exceptional looks are a scarce commodity, but if there were there, a girl like Jenna J or Janine or Felecia could make a living with simple b-g sex, or even just lez...