HumptyRumpty

Date Joined: August 2018
Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/humptyrumpty

Greatest Nude Ever! [Tournament] 7/29/2026 9:03:17 AM
I'm detecting a theme here. Sapphic Chemistry

Corruption 7/27/2026 9:47:52 AM
<link> The true cost of one of President Donald Trump's self-promoting projects in Washington has been revealed. Massive banners at the Department of Justice featuring Trump's scowling official portrait cost taxpayers nearly $1 million, according to records obtained by Politico through the Freedom of Information Act.[\quote] So glad that this administration is concerned with rooting out "waste, abuse, and fraud".

Donald v Hegseth 7/20/2026 8:59:50 AM
Trump chose Hegseth simply because A) Hegseth was on Fox, which has perfected the art of Trump-ass-kissing. B) Hegseth had been in the military, where his highest rank was major. Bascially, he was middle management. Absolutely no high-level management experience whatsoever. It would be akin to a guy who runs 5 or 6 McDonald's and promoting him to CEO. C) You can be guaranteed that Hegseth debased himself to Cadet Bone Spurs during the vetting process, praising everything about Trump and promising to be Trump's lap dog.

Corruption 7/13/2026 2:23:17 PM
<link> President Donald Trump's lawsuit against the Internal Revenue Service over his leaked tax returns was filed for an "improper purpose," a judge said Monday in a scathing decision that recommended attorney sanctions and disciplinary action. The ruling from U.S. District Judge Kathleen Williams amounts to a stinging rebuke of the Republican president's lawsuit, characterizing it as an exercise in self-dealing in which he sued an entity that is effectively under his control. A lengthier article - <link> Edited by - HumptyRUmpty on 7/13/2026 2:25:35 PM

World Class Teasers [Tournament] 7/9/2026 9:44:07 AM
Hmm. A lot of "mental coin-tossing" on this one. I'll go with Intersection.

The Nonsense Thread 7/8/2026 5:46:18 PM
Hardware wrote: Way back when I was a little kid we moved from California to Louisiana by way of New Mexico. I don't know what it is like now, but back then you could go for miles and miles without seeing a single soul. Anyway, when we stopped by the side of the road to eat lunch, my mother decided that she wanted a plant, so dad dug one out that was nearby. I'm not sure what species, all I know is that it is definitely prickly. If you're curious about the species, Apple iPhones can identify plants. Google "apple iphone plant identifier". For Android, Google "android plant identifier". Kind of spooky what smart phones can do nowadays.

World Class Teasers [Tournament] 7/3/2026 1:09:21 PM
Ballerina Workout Edit: Fixed typo in name of photo. Edited by - HumptyRumpty on 7/6/2026 9:08:44 AM

The Porn Chicks in Gigantic Sunglasses Pix Thread 7/1/2026 2:25:14 PM
Thank you very much, Jman, for all of these photos. Love 'em!! As well as the other Porn Chicks threads you've been so gracious to provide.

Greatest Nude Ever! [Tournament] 6/12/2026 2:22:05 PM
Which one would I like to see, in real life, when I come home? Hot 'n Horny!! Which photo do I like best? Jugs. I think her smile won me over. Final vote: Jugs

Greatest Nude Ever! [Tournament] 5/30/2026 7:29:12 AM
^^ and ^^^ The Lady in Red link is working for me. As of May 30, 6:35AM US Central time.

Big Issue with the "search" function 5/28/2026 12:32:48 PM
Giancarlo Nigro wrote: Sorry for my poor English, I'm Italian. Nothing for you to worry about. Your English is FAR better than what I've seen some Americans write!