Humbert Humbert

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  • Stephanie Swift Movie help 2/1/2013 12:02:14 AM
    ^ That bath scene is from Miscreants, 1997. Trippy movie from Rob Black during that wonderful period when Stephanie was unveiling a darker side. Her body looked incredible in that scene, with the soap suds and her wet, glistening skin. A superb female masturbation/fantasy scenario...it still resonates with me fifteen years after my first viewing.
  • Amia Miley 7/19/2012 11:18:26 PM
    I didn't come into this forum to prove my level of intelligence to donkeys who will never matter to me... I think this is the best thing I've ever read on this forum...thanks for the laugh!
  • Is there anything left in porn we have not seen? 6/2/2012 6:19:10 PM
    http://www.iafd.com/title.rme/title=Uranus+Experiment+2/year=1999/uranus-experiment-2.htm Zero gravity was used for a scene in this film, but it's been years since I've seen it and it didn't leave a lasting impression. The popshot was interesting, mainly because it featured Silvia Saint. Apologies for not leaving a proper link, the builder wouldn't work for me.
  • Lexi Belle... 4/25/2012 12:45:04 AM
    ^ That's her scene from Slutty & Sluttier 10, I believe.
  • Excaliburfilms going out of business? 3/13/2012 3:02:57 PM
    I'll share a recent experience with Excalibur. February 17th of this year, I placed an order through Excalibur for Massive Facials 4, and paid a little extra for UPS 3-5 day. Their inventory status was that the movie was in transit to our warehouse, and usually ships within 1-3 days. 2/28 I sent them an email as my DVD had not arrived, and my order status was still listed as 'processing' after 7 business days. I never received a reply, yet the next day the inventory status on the title change to extended backorder, which could take over a month. 2/29 I called them, and finally got through to someone after 7 attempts. I cancelled my order, and was told it could take 7-10 days for a refund to appear on my card. 3/8 I called them again, conce...
  • Is downloading better? 3/2/2012 8:32:07 PM
    it's pretty much as simple as right-clicking and 'save target as'. there's really nothing to it. videobox also allows you to make & download custom clips, which can save a lot of space and time if you're only interested in a part of a scene. like, if the facial is the only thing you really like out of a forty-minute scene, you can download just that bit. also, you can filter through their vast library of clips for niches and fetishes. it really is a wonderful site in my opinion, and almost too good to be true for the value. while they may not offer the newest releases on street date, they are pretty up-to-date. videobox is like having an adult DVD store at your fingertips, a store that you can re-arrange and organize to your liking with the...
  • girls who use the term cunt 12/27/2011 3:34:28 PM
    Personally, I don't care for the word...but Stephanie Swift did use it to good effect during the opening tease for Gang Bang Angels. That's the only time it's ever stuck out to me.
  • SCENE REQUEST: Facial while vibrator/toy 12/27/2011 3:23:22 PM
    One of my favorites is from Kristina Rose: Dirty Girl...she has a solo scene which leads into a blow bang and the whole sequence is incredibly hot. If you like that scene, there's another almost as good featuring Kristina on Massive Facials 2. This is a great movie, and most of the scenes end with what you're looking for. Stephanie Cane has two scenes on Manojobs that end with sybian facials, the oral scene being the better of the two. I know there are many more, but my mind's drawing blanks...
  • Lexi Belle... 12/1/2011 9:22:59 PM
    Just listening to her happy voice is better than about 25% of the porn I've viewed in my lifetime.
  • A pinch of disappointment 11/5/2011 9:54:47 PM
    There's something entirely wonderful going on in this particular thread, and it's cool how it all grew out of such a ridiculous original post. Mr Yron, I first remember you from a scene with Anita Dark (I think it was she...) and you saved her from a yard full of fake anacondas. Thanks for the pictures here and within, and for everything else you've given us over the years.
  • peeing in no-pee scenes/movies 10/27/2011 2:22:59 PM
    April Flowers, in the movie Blondes. She does it twice, once during the opening tease, and then at the end, right after receiving a double facial. The second time is really hot, as she lets out a few little gasps that really add to the eroticism.
  • movies with laughing track 10/1/2011 10:25:40 PM
    I think there was a laugh track in The Mating Game 2, if I remember correctly. However, I don't think I laughed at all. The Teri Star scene was the only redeeming quality.
  • Jessie Andrews newest Spiegler Girl 10/1/2011 9:20:47 PM
    Dear Jessie, I just saw your scene from Miss Teen Strap America. Good Lord Almighty. I've never seen eyes sparkle with such delight when looking into the camera. Your performance is captivating, riveting, and incredibly honest. While it is highly erotic, it is even more impactful, and I mean that as a complete compliment. Thank you for your passion. I have a dog in need of discipline and training, if you're ever free... Seeds, HH
  • I think dork porn would sell well 9/12/2011 12:24:39 AM
    Tom Byron played a dork quite convincingly several times back in the day...so did Peter North. And Ed Powers in Up & Cummers always made me feel better about myself. Not appealing for me, though. I prefer the emphasis to be on the females. I'm sure there have been plenty of dorks in many of the scenes I've watched...well-endowed and capable enough. Thankfully, the cameras didn't focus on their dorkiness, or faces.
  • be careful what you wish for 9/8/2011 10:29:34 PM
    curious as to what you direct and consult, because you don't really make any sense. i mean, i get it, but the way you word things is just amusing. you want the actress to speak to you through the screen, to humiliate you and make you feel inferior in most every way. i like that too, but i've never ever found the perfect combination. i suggest you do a search for masturbation instruction, or check out manojobs...some of their JOE ventures into that territory. cuckold too, of course. i think you have to have some sort of emotional investment in the actress to have it work properly...either one of your favorites on whom you crush, or one who resembles one of your lost loves, or that unattainable girl from the office. of the thousands and thous...
  • I'll Do Anything 8/11/2011 1:02:55 AM
    Allysin Chaynes and Herschel Savage in Kelly The Coed 2. Nice scene build-up, ok sex, great finish.
  • Girls masturbating watching Porn. 7/28/2011 8:52:22 PM
    If you liked Jenna's gloryhole scene from Darkside, try Gloryhole, also from Jules Jordan. Nicki Hunter's scene is particularly hot, as one of lucky guys actually ejaculates on the screen while porn is playing, and she licks it off and smears it around with her hand. Also, while not hardcore, Andi Pink had a video or two on her site where she was masturbating while watching stuff. I can't remember whether she gets off, though...I know one ended with her getting caught.
  • Fav direct hit facials 7/16/2011 8:54:56 PM
    Have to agree with all the Peter North praise here, and good call on that Nikki Anderson scene, Mr. Romo. In the 80's, I'd literally tremble if I picked up a VHS box and saw one of my favorite actresses paired with Peter, because nine times out of ten the pop was sensational. Aja and Bunny Bleu each elicited a few epic blasts from him, the kind you'd rewind and watch in slo-motion to count the individual shots, watch their trajectories, and the expression and reaction on the girls faces. If I had to choose one movie to best fit this thread, it would be Baker's Dozen 4, starring Hilary Scott. Not only is Hilary simply covered in each of her three scenes, but Lucy Thai also gets decorated thickly as well. If you survive all that as a viewer,...
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