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• What are the things you dislike about porn? 1/13/2011 6:09:46 PM
  
  obviously exaggerated grunting and groaning by the guy during the cum shot.

• What are the things you dislike about porn? 8/24/2010 1:17:46 PM
  
  In missionary, when the cameraman shoots from underneath, between the guy's legs. It's such a horrible fucking shot that for some reason is very prevalent. The guy's ass takes up half the fucking screen. And that shot isn't even necessary to capture the penetration; it can be captured by shooting from above, and then you can actually see the girl's face and body as well. Another thing about missionary- that position is great for being able to see the girl's tits shake and bounce around. But oftentimes the dude's hands will be all over them the whole goddamn time, and you can't see them bouncing. I find that pretty annoying. Poorly shot doggy positions. Doggy looks best when the girl's legs are together, and her ass is arched up in the air...

• Why 100% Naked? 6/14/2010 2:18 PM
  
  I didn't read all the posts in this thread, but it seems that the discussion has only been about female nudity. I would like to add that I don't understand why the male performer must always be 100% nude in bj-only scenes.

• Shit in porn you don't understand 5/21/2010 3:19:17 PM
  
  fucking on pool tables. i see it all the time, and it seems like a stupid gimmick to me.

• Shit in porn you don't understand 12/18/2009 12:23:59 PM
  
  BlackSix wrote: RP is right, look at the extended ass worship/tease scenes in Buttman's Stretch Class series and compare it to the extended ass worship/tease scenes on the Bang Bros. site. The Bang Bros. stuff, even when the girl is really hot, becomes quite boring because the editing isn't as good as Stagliano or Sam No and William H's stuff. The lack of music or even chatter also gives these sequences an odd vibe. I couldn't disagree more!!! I love the extended teases in Assparade. The long shots of the girls walking around, trying on different outfits, shaking their asses, it's damn near perfect. The only thing I don't like is Preston Parker's voice. And I don't care too much for the other Bangbros sites.

• Rise of the facial cumshot 12/16/2009 9:16:49 PM
  
  Pete Zaface wrote: although I do wish there were fewer target-practice and hungry-birdie scenes, and more female completion. I really prefer the "hungry-birdie" (love that description) style of shooting. I don't know, something about a hot girl eagerly awaiting the cum..

• Why do you care about IR? 12/16/2009 9:08:42 PM
  
  Nimrod wrote: I would rather have Susan Boyle sit on my face than read this thread. LMFAO!!!

• Shit in porn you don't understand 12/16/2009 9:07:03 PM
  
  RandomPrecision wrote: The best edits are well thought out and purposeful. I think Elegant Angel is doing a nice job with this on many of their titles. It's better than the long, uninterrupted shot of boring stuff. Basically, they really need to know when to hold a shot for a while and when to cut. If I stare at the same thing for more than a couple of minutes without any camera movement or cuts, they're doing something very wrong. I'd venture to say the camera should almost never be completely motionless on the same angle for more than about 30 seconds (max). The cuts, pans and zooms and so forth don't have to be quick and jarring but they really are needed. The ones I'm complaining about are where shots aren't held for even 30 seconds; ...

• Why do you care about IR? 12/16/2009 6:20:29 PM
  
  Here's what I'd like to see: an IR film where there aren't constant references to the ethnicity of the performers. No "I like that big black dick fucking my tight white pussy", etc. That's what I find annoying about IR films, the implicit racist narrative about the innocent white girl being violated by a virile black stud.

• Shit in porn you don't understand 12/16/2009 5:49:56 PM
  
  ^yeah, it's the failure to hold a good shot for longer than a couple seconds that I find especially annoying. That's something that bugs me about the Big Wet Asses series. I haven't seen many of those scenes, but in the ones I have seen, there'll be a shot of the ass, then cut to shot of the face, then tits, then back to ass, all in a few seconds. I'd rather just see one, long, continuous shot of the ass.

• Shit in porn you don't understand 12/16/2009 4:42:41 PM
  
  over-edited teases.

• What are some scenes where... 12/14/2009 7:28:08 PM
  
  watch any scene with Otto Bauer- he's always calling the girl a "bitch" and verbally degrading her.

• New Porn V Old Porn RANT! 12/14/2009 7:06:47 PM
  
  My familiarity with DVD porn mainly comes from my videobox subscription, but there definitely seems to be a trend away from nasty, raunchy shit, like DPs, gangbangs, blowbangs, massive facials and cum swallowing, etc. Platinum X has a series called "internal discharge," which used to feature filthy anal creampies, but the most recent installment didn't have any anal. I was flabbergasted. Red Light District used to have a series called "cum fart cocktails," but now all their movies seem to be shot in the same room with the same red couch, and are mostly fluff. Also, a few years ago, it was not uncommon for an 18 year old to be doing DPs. Now, of course, that is not the case. It seems like Evil Angel is the only studio now...

• Overrated Underrated 12/11/2009 6:07:21 PM
  
  truthsayer wrote: I am cosigning some of this. and adding to it Overrated: Sasha Grey Alexis Texas, I'm not sure why she's so popular. Jenny Hendrix Kagney Linn Karter Eva Angelina Tegan Presley Underrated: Amber Rayne Kelly Divine Sophia Santi Phoenix Marie Edited by - truthsayer on 12/11/2009 5:42:02 AM Amber Rayne, Kelly Divine, and Phoenix Marie underrated? They all seem to have pretty substantial fanbases. Amber Rayne would actually go in my overrated list, she doesn't really do a whole lot for me. I agree that Sasha is overrated, but I have to respectfully disagree about Jenny Hendrix and Alexis Texas. Jenny, especially, I find to be an incredible performer. I actually haven't seen too many of her scenes, but I loved her scene in &...

• All porn the same? 12/6/2009 10:13:57 PM
  
  Joris33 wrote: Is it just extremely coincidence, or do many porn movies have the same lame structure? 1. Man licks boobs 2.a) woman sucks dick 2.b) men licks pussy (for a short period) 3. penetration 4. doggy style 5. other styles 6. men pulls penis out: - woman sucks followed by a cumshot - man cums on her breasts - man cums on her back cunnilingus hasn't been regularly featured in porn since, like, 1997. I don't care if porn is repetitious and formulaic, as long as it's done well. In general, I find a scene satisfying if there is a nice,long tease at the beginning (preferably with no cheesy music in the background and no fancy editing),the girl is wearing lingerie/heels/fishnets and leaves them on throughout the scene rather than taki...

• Anal Scene: Stinks on the set, no? 12/6/2009 9:10:46 PM
  
  kristinarose wrote: Haaaa, haaaa, haa. I like this topic. It's funny. lol. Kristina I'd love to smell your ass.

• Is porn too serious? 12/6/2009 6:22:16 PM
  
  I don't have any problem with "serious" erotic teases, etc., but serious dialogue never works. The only good dialogues I've ever seen in porn are ones that are humorous. For example, JM's "Girlvert" series, and scene 1 from "virgin territory" with Haley Paige and James Deen. Edited by - htb066 on 12/6/2009 6:23:31 PM

• Why do men always jerk off at the end? 12/6/2009 4:48:23 PM
  
  I prefer it when the guy gets himself off at the end, as long as the interminable jerking off is edited out. I like to see a good facial, and it seems like in every scene where the girl finishes off the guy, it just goes on her chin, or if it goes in her mouth she spits it out. I've never seen a good facial when the girl finishes off the guy. Edited by - htb066 on 12/6/2009 4:51:42 PM

• Overrated Underrated 12/6/2009 4:30:10 PM
  
  underrated: Aarielle Alexis. overrated: Kelly Wells. I just don't get what the big deal is, there are plenty of porn girls who take it in the ass like a champ. I also don't like the voices she makes.

• Dear Mark Wood, 12/6/2009 1:52:22 PM
  
  overrated guy wrote: Generally I want to emphasize, we fans here need to behave more politely to the male stars and not judge them very harsh. I'll concede that my original post should have been worded more respectfully. I also appreciate Mark and Mr. Pete taking the time to reply.