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• Here's cum in your eye! 10/4/2005 5:10 PM
  
  I once read a posting - on another site - from an escort girl who warned her colleagues to close their eyes at the moment their customer came. she said it stings like hell.

• A funny joke told by a beautiful woman ... 8/28/2005 5:50 PM
  
  A lady visits her doctor complaining of painful knees. He examines her and says, "you have a touch of housemaid's knee. Too much kneeling". She says, "But I don't kneel when I do housework". The doctor says "It doesn't mean housework, just anything that aggrevates the fluid beneath the kneecap, are you doind anything that might make it worse?" She thinks for a moment and says "Well, I have been having lots of sex doggie fashion" The doctor says "Thanks for being so candid, I didn't really need to know that, but can't you just try another position?" The lady said " Yes, I could, but the dog can't"

• I have a short story or two 3/28/2005 2:59 PM
  
  Thanks for your answer, the link you gave was very useful. It seems It would be an uphill struggle to get any of my ideas onto the screen. This doesnt put me off, just makes me want to look in the right place to submit any work. I do not need to make any money from this but I have had a story published and got a few good responses to it, so just felt that it would be good to see it go further. At the most I would be happy with a copy of the finished film, although an oscar, 10,000 and a free night out at a film premier would be acceptable as well :)

• I have a short story or two 3/28/2005 2:05 PM
  
  I have written a few short porn stories I think would make good scenes or basis for movies but have no idea how to go about making them suitably worded for scripts (never having seen a film script of any kind). Can anyone give me some advice on the best way to proceed with promoting them? Thanks

• New to ordering, have I been ripped off? 3/28/2005 1:22 PM
  
  Just a quick message to let you all know that I finally received my DVD's and a few messages of apology from the suppliers. They were sent from the US which would account for the delay. The only problem is: They are not what I ordered. The ones I was sent aren't even listed on the website. It may not be too bad, they may be ok and if not, I can always sell them in the trading forum.

• New to ordering, have I been ripped off? 3/15/2005 11:52 AM
  
  The phone number is a dud - rings once and disconnects. However, I did get an e-mail reply from them telling me that the DVD's were shipped from the US and if I did not receive anything, they are willing to resend via airmail. Seems like alot of effort if they were just trying to rip me off as they already have my money. I will give them a few days to see what happens

• New to ordering, have I been ripped off? 3/4/2005 5:30 PM
  
  There is an address with the phone number. I will try phoning during office hours on monday and post back here with the results.

• New to ordering, have I been ripped off? 3/3/2005 5:36 PM
  
  Thanks for the reply. It looks like I have lost forty quid. I will chase it with the bank anyway, maybe I will get something back. I will have a good look around these pages for recommendations, perhaps save myself some money in the future

• New to ordering, have I been ripped off? 3/3/2005 2:52 PM
  
  I have ordered some DVD's from Blubay, web address http://curious-about-sextoys.com/index.htm They seem to be suppliers to uk customers and promise 5-7 days delivery. It is now 3 weeks since i ordered and 2 weeks since they took the cash from my bank account. I sent an e-mail but have had no reply after 2 days. Is this normal? and has anyone any experiences of this site? I chose them cos they seemed good value, maybe too good to be true? Pity I found this site after possibly wasting my money, trading will be alot better value I think Any help and advice appreciated. Ta