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• Vibrator Advice Sought 12/30/2012 1:18:23 AM
  
  SexShopGrl wrote: I didn't even think about Jimmyjane until Jonny Jay asked about Lelo Mona. While chewing chimichangas.

• Vibrator Advice Sought 12/27/2012 12:58:43 AM
  
  Piggybacking encouraged. I'd love to see a regular topic on this. I looked but didn't see one. My wife loves the Lelos (we have two, but not the model Jonny mentioned). I've had one experience with the waterproofing issue. I was cleaning one in the sink and I dropped it. It submerged completely for about half a second before I got it out of there. I let it dry out for a few days, then tried to charge it and it wouldn't charge. A few days later I tried again and that time it did charge, and it has been fine ever since. We were so sick of buying new toys constantly. They would all break so quickly. Lelo is the first higher end brand we've bought and we don't regret it. We just wish they weren't all tiny and that they'd come up with some way...

• Vibrator Advice Sought 12/26/2012 5:46:46 PM
  
  SexShopGirl: Thanks! I shoulda known you'd respond. You rock. Off to the store. :)

• Vibrator Advice Sought 12/20/2012 7:50:45 PM
  
  Hi. My wife and I have been shopping for a large vibrator, one that isn't cheap and set to self-destruct ten minutes out of the packaging. We own normal sized Lelos, which we think are amazing, but as far as we can tell they don't make anything that amounts to more than six inches of penetration. We need it to have a surface similar to what the Lelos have. Some cheapo vibes and latex dildos cause a burning sensation she does not like one li'l bit, and that is what was being used for the big one, which we call Excalibur (not too original, but it still cracks us up for some reason). Sorry if this is a redundant topic. I couldn't find one that looked close enough. But if anyone knows of truly large vibrators that are well built, high quality ...

• Your longest period of time between sex sessions? 12/20/2012 6:03:55 PM
  
  I was engaged way too young, and when she broke it off (and I found out some unpleasant things about what she was doing while we were together), I decided I was done with women. That'd be great if I were gay or at least sexually unmotivated, but I'm neither of those things. I went almost 8 months that time, which was when I was 19. Then, ten years later, I found myself at the end of a six year live-in relationship and ended up a single father in the process. For the first three years of her life I didn't even pay attention to women, at least not in the "God, I want this woman" kind of way, because I was so focused on taking care of my child. So that's definitely the longest. I met my wife then, and we've been together almost 20 ye...

• What's the painless way to kill yourself?? 4/25/2012 8:47:37 PM
  
  Fun? Like do a big pile of cocaine and keep fucking until your heart blows up? Hmmm. I think I overlooked that possibility. ntmlgst: When I was in my 20s I thought there was no hope because I couldn't stay passionate about anyone for very long. Definitely my own flaw, but there it was. It was pretty lonely, too. I took a big handful of pills and ended up with a pumped stomach that hurt like hell for quite a while. Then I met my wife when I was in my mid-30s and I'm happy as can be. 17 years and two children worth of happy. I know you're a decade farther down the road than I was, but the point is you eventually find Ms. Right. I met my wife online. I know several others who met this way and they seem to be pretty happy in long-term relations...

• Dancing Bear Sorority House Birthday Bash ID 4/12/2012 6:59:24 PM
  
  Any chance that's Annie Cruz? I've only seen her once, so I'm probably way off.

• Trying to identify 3 flicks 3/29/2012 8:20:17 PM
  
  Thank you! I looked up The Last X-Rated Movie and saw some scene pics, and that is most definitely the one. I don't know why I didn't find it before. Wasn't for lack of looking. One down, two to go. Thanks again.

• Trying to identify 3 flicks 3/29/2012 3:33:25 PM
  
  Hi, all. I've been trying for the longest time to find the titles for three old porns I liked quite a lot back in the day. Any help would be greatly appreciated. 1) Renee summers is a young and naive actress. Eric Edwards is (if memory serves) a producer she has an affair with (mostly on the couch in his office). Sharon Kane shows up at some point with a portfolio (she's a photographer) and gets banged in the same office. I'm a big fan of Renee's, and her scene with Edwards on the couch was a favorite of mine, but I just don't remember the title. I had it on VHS and I've long since thrown all those out. 2) This one is gonna be vague. I just remember fantasy sequences (repeating, I think, several times)where there's Boleroesque music and a d...

• hey anyone ever known or done fuck a pornstar!!! 2/17/2012 1:35:29 PM
  
  I'm a little confused here. I was looking at some of the websites mentioned in this thread, seeing the lists of things the escorts will do for how much money, and I don't get how they can operate like that outside of Nevada without getting busted. How, for example, does a company in New York advertise specific sex acts for $2,000 an hour? It's not even slightly hidden. Clues, please?

• Favorite Pornstars Of All Time: Comprehensive List 12/6/2011 5:45:08 AM
  
  I'm old. Just sayin' so you'll understand some of this list. In no particular order: Lisa DeLeeuw (My all-time favorite redhead) Dorothy LeMay (If she'd only done the Taboo flicks she'd still be on my list) Annette Haven Tara Aire Honey Wilder (No, I CAN'T explain that one. Why?) Rene Summers Little Oral Annie Sunny Lane Katie Morgan Ginger Lynn Amber Lynn (I had no real reaction to her original career, but she drives me horny as hell in her MILF career) Rene Cruz Veronica Hart Joanna Storm Merle Michaels (Well because she looks just like my first high school girlfriend)

• whatever happened to the announced buffy parody? 12/2/2011 11:19:11 PM
  
  Okay, so you're saying you're gonna mix Buffy and Porn? Is this my birthday?!

• Amateur Guys with Hot Pornstars 11/29/2011 6:02:23 AM
  
  Whoever directs the Fuck Team Five stuff (Shooter?) drives me nuts. He takes cheap shots and berates the guys. Sometimes he calls them gay if they can't get it up. Shooter, if you read this stuff, you're defeating the purpose of the flick. It's supposed to make us feel like that could be us getting happily molested by hot porn chicks. Instead it just makes me glad it isn't me. That's just messed up. On those days when Shooter limits his comments to his oft-moaned "Wooooowwwww", it can be a fun series. And there are definitely plenty of obviously amateur guys. Unlike a few of the other series, FT5 usually (but not always) seems to go after everyday guys. The downside of that (pun intended) is sometimes there are on-screen failures...

• Your first XXX film 11/29/2011 2:08:40 AM
  
  Two friends and I snuck into an adult theater in downtown Seattle in 1975, when I was 16, and saw Cry For Cindy, which starred Amber Hunt. After the initial shock wore off I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

• What are some things you HATE in porn? 11/29/2011 12:15:18 AM
  
  Tankdog's list made most others unnecessary. But still... I can't stand all the spitting, especially into each other's mouths. Call it a hangup, I don't care. When I'm trying to enjoy porn and/or sex, the last thing I want is to have to fight the urge to vomit. My mood is also ruined by the following: * Bald pussies * Tattoos * Cameras focusing on the guy * Male actors who think I want to hear their bizarre sex-patter like "Yeeeeesh! C'monC'monC'monC'monC'mon! Yessshhhhhh.... Yessssshhhhh...." And while I'm at it * The directors/camera men who use cameras with mics attached and then stand right next to the male talent so all you can hear is that stupid talk at a VERY HIGH VOLUME! My dick deflates immediately. There's much more t...

• The 50 Prettiest Porn Stars of All Time 9/5/2011 7:11:15 PM
  
  Christy Canyon really should be on this list, and I think Sunny Lane should, as well.

• What's the one thing that will ruin any scene 4 U? 9/4/2011 12:29:26 AM
  
  Spitting. My God, it's like they only hire people with horrible colds. I'm old, I get that. But I'm still trying to get used to the fact that pubic hair has apparently been banished from the planet. I don't want to watch people hock hairballs on one another as well.

• What Porn Star Would You Marry? 9/4/2011 12:18:13 AM
  
  Sunny Lane, Bobbi Starr, Lexi Love, in no particular order.