• Advanced search
Login Signup

Fuzzy Coathanger

  • profile
Details
Date Joined: November 2024
Profile URL: https://www.adultdvdtalk.com/profile/fuzzy-coathanger




Recent Forum Posts
  • Anyone familiar with a Max Hardcore site? 6/18/2026 3:51:09 AM
    Fuzzy Coathanger wrote: Never forget: Max Hardcore Died For Your Sins. Well, maybe not exactly, but he DID do 2 1/2 years in Federal prison to pave the way for porn perversions now considered mainstream. Taking a whizz in a girl's mouth, for example. But did Max ever do this in a girls ASS after a frisky round of sodomy? I don't believe so. It's still pretty rare-- but how did he fail to pioneer with THAT one?
  • Bad porn names 6/17/2026 1:30:23 AM
    Fuzzy Coathanger wrote: ** And if any future performers are reading this, feel free to DM me, I've come up with good names and Katie Kush and Piper Perri will vouch for me. Tiffany Wisconsin will disagree though. Course my name ideas might suck Oh, so THAT'S your claim to fame, pal? Well I happen to be the genius behind "Polly Prolapse"-- generally considered the reigning Anal Queen of Latvia, Bulgaria, and several provinces of the former Czechoslovakia. When she performs her famed "Triple DP" live, there isn't a dry eye in the house. One patron, concerned for her safety, actually called EMS. But the respondents ended up joining in. A memorable evening indeed. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will become a part of you.... Edited by - Fuzzy C...
  • Bad porn names 6/17/2026 1:08:22 AM
    ** And if any future performers are reading this, feel free to DM me, I've come up with good names and Katie Kush and Piper Perri will vouch for me. Tiffany Wisconsin will disagree though. Course my name ideas might suck [/quote] Oh, so THAT'S your claim to fame, pal? Well I happen to be the genius behind "Polly Prolapse" generally considered the reigning Anal Queen of Latvia, Bulgaria, and several parts of the former Czechoslovakia. When she performs her famed "Triple DP" live, there isn't a dry eye in the house. You'll laugh. You'll cry. It will become a part of you.... Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/17/2026 1:27:32 AM
  • Goofy New Format/ Trend? Stupidest New Idea Ever? 6/16/2026 3:18:18 PM
    rearadmiral wrote: ^ Bad news, Fuzzy. Glad to hear there's actually a market for this, and it isn't just a manifestation of some misguided producer/ cameraman's narcissism. Our porn tastes are simpatico in many areas, so I'll chalk this up as "different strokes/ to each his own"! Thank God this technique was never utilized in a Tammy Ann scene. We'd never get you away from the computer! Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/16/2026 3:20:59 PM
  • Bad porn names 6/16/2026 2:07:31 PM
    Another crappy named girl on SocietySM recently was "Little Angel". I mean, that's practically the name of a movie! Along with being an expresssion it makes it not at all good when doing searches. Whenever I see an actress that precedes her name with "Little" or "Lil" you just know it's going to be somebody who hasn't seen the inside of a high school since the Obama administration trying to pass herself off as a "Teen". Likely, she'll be wearing braces, a schoolgirl uniform and kitten ears--- with one arm inked down and some low-IQ Personal Mission Statement running down the other.
  • Bad porn names 6/16/2026 1:34:42 PM
    Anybody remember "Flick Shagwell"? Hard pass. Pick a name that suggests "attractive/interesting woman one might meet in real life" and avoid ones that scream "Never Forget I'm Porn Actress Doing This For Money" and tend to limit you. A 'Kasey Kuntholes' would have credibility problems portraying a college freshman seducing stepdaddy for tuition money. Go with the standard, aforementioned naming conventions and avoid the edgy, trendy, or weird. "Shrooms" or "Vaxx" doesn't remotely sound like anything I'd care to FUCK... Has "Rhiannon" every been used in porn? Classic Fleetwood Mac tune about a Welsh witch. Kind of different, sexy and mysterious. Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 6/16/2026 1:57:39 PM
  • Things You Wouldn't mind seeing LESS of! 4/15/2026 4:37:19 PM
    I can't stand male talent/ producers pixilating their faces. Really ruins the whole ascetic. Especially when he chooses to go down on her and half the screen suddenly becomes digital graffiti. If you're that ashamed to show your face, you're in the wrong business, pal. Amazon is hiring... Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 4/15/2026 4:56:45 PM
  • Miriama Kunkelova I Must Have This Scene! 4/6/2026 4:47:27 AM
    poppyzeed wrote: She is more commonly known as Lolita/Mirka/Mina[/url] and has multiple IR scenes and a Woodman anal & DP, if you are interested in more of her. Many thanks for the quick response! I've already joined Dogfart and acquired this goddess. I will also get the rest of her stuff under her various names.
  • Miriama Kunkelova I Must Have This Scene! 4/6/2026 4:46:14 AM
    poppyzeed wrote: She is more commonly known as Lolita/Mirka/Mina[/url] and has multiple IR scenes and a Woodman anal & DP, if you are interested in more of her. Many thanks for the quick response! I've already joined Dogfart and acquired this goddess. I will also get the rest of her stuff under her various names.
  • Liora Vane NEW 18 YEAR OLD (as of October 2025) 4/5/2026 11:36:13 AM
    Beautiful girl, but the tacky ink is a hard pass for me. Why, oh WHY? Like painting flames down the side of a Bentley. Too much of it, too conspicuously placed to edit around. But on the bright side, Molly Little seems to be doing something about "the mushroom". Graffiti is always the sign of a bad neighborhood... Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 4/5/2026 12:05:17 PM
  • A.I. Porn? WTF!?! 3/24/2026 2:48:44 PM
    AI isn't quite there yet, but give it another year. When Gutenberg invented the printing press, one of the first successful ventures was PORN. Ditto photography, motion pictures, computers, the internet. So it stands to reason AI porn will be huge. Here's the dividing line between the "Love its" and the "Hate its": Are you here simply to watch hot female bodies getting nailed? Then you'll likely love the AI. But are you a fan of the actual PERSON? Interested in where she was born, what she enjoys doing out of bed or what her favorite color is? Then AI probably isn't your thing.
  • Professional Porn With Raceplay 2/28/2026 2:33:32 PM
    [Do you happen to know the name of the girl in the BlackCrackAddicts scene you're talking about} Not sure this is the one your looking for, but this is my favorite BCA- where the great Veronique Vega delivers The Kiss Of All Kisses. <image> <image>
  • Does anyone really enjoy watching rimjobs? 2/27/2026 4:12:54 AM
    "Blowing The Rusty Trombone" as I've also heard it called, although I don't completely understand the allegory. I like it because it IS controversial. It's generally a male-domination move, which we see far too little of in this unfortunate porn era of cuckholding, political correctness and "Chicks In Charge" themes. Nothing wrong with a bit 'o "Get down there and lick that ass bitch. You like it? How's that taste, baby? Tell me you like it. LOUDER." Many women love this kind of bedroom play/talk, especially the Boss Girl types once they're out of the office and behind closed doors. And enough with the "But it's degrading!" nonsense. You want DEGRADING? Ask somebody whose job involves screaming customers, cleaning up puke, mopping floors or...
  • one hit wonders 2/26/2026 2:28:08 AM
    Ashley Lace. The head cheerleader who wouldn't so much as give you the time of day. Two scenes that I'm aware of. An extremely dated "tramp stamp" on her lower back, but easy enough to edit around-- as I do with almost all "body art". Graffiti is always a sign of a bad neighborhood... <image> Edited by - Fuzzy Coathanger on 2/26/2026 2:29:26 AM
  • one hit wonders 2/26/2026 2:15:03 AM
    [Tatiana from Columbian Sex Bus Vol. 1 (2017) Amazing body and IAFD shows this was her only scene] Beautiful indeed, but as with so many, the tacky graffiti above the bikini line really depreciates her. Like painting flames down the side of a Bentley and thinking you've "improved" it. Such an unfortunate choice, made before most of them were old enough to have developed any taste and style.
more posts from Fuzzy Coathanger
Join the Adult DVD Talk community and create your own profile! Adult DVD Talk is the most active community of porn fans and industry insiders. Stay on top of who's hot, know what's coming down the porn pipeline, and hang out with fellow porn people. Membership is free and gives you access to the backdoor (the front one too!) Join Now!